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Cyberdark Dragon Mini Nova Rank 4 DARK Machine / Xyz / Effect 2100 / 1200 2 Level 4 DARK monsters You can also Xyz Summon this card using 1 Rank 5 or lower “Cyber” Xyz Monster you control as Material (Xyz Materials attached to it are attached to this card).You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: This card gains 1000 ATK. Apply the following effects based on how many Xyz Materials this card has: 1+: This card cannot be banished. 2+: This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. 3+: This card cannot be destroyed by battle. 4+: This card is unaffected by other cards’ effects. A “Cyber” monster, Rank 5 or lower

Number N39: Dystopia Rank 4 DARK Fiend / Xyz / Effect 2000 / 2500 2 Level 4 monsters When a monster declares an attack: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then target the attacking monster; destroy it. Once per turn, if this card with Xyz Materials (min. 1) is targeted for an attack: You can negate the attack. N for “Negative” Make another Number N monster, my basic idea is that it’s the opposite of the original monster with that number

Exodial, The Horrid Forbidden Demon Rank 1 DARK Fiend / Xyz / Effect 1000 / 1000 Cannot be Xyz Summoned. Must be Special Summoned from the GY. Once per turn, you can attach 1 monster from your hand to this card as an Xyz Material. If this card would leave the field: You can remove 1 Xyz Material from it instead. If this card has 3 Xyz Materials: You win the Duel. Rank 3 Thunder

The Almost Unbeatable Crystal Soldier Rank 8 DARK Rock / Xyz / Effect 4999 / 0 3 Level 8 monster Cannot be Special Summoned in Defense Position. This card’s battle position cannot be changed. This card must attack during your Battle Phase; if it does not, destroy it. Once per turn, when this card battles an opponent’s monster: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; this card gains 101 ATK until the end of the damage step. Rank 8 Rock

Oen, the Lone God Rank 12 DARK Warrior Xyz / Effect 5000 / 5000 5 Level 12 monsters Must be Xyz Summoned, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. When this card is Xyz Summoned: Send all monsters you control to the GY. Gains 500 ATK for every empty Main Monster Zone on the field. Cannot be targeted or destroyed by your opponent’s card effects. Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Target all monsters on your opponent’s field with less ATK than this card and a Level/Rank; your opponent takes damage equal to their combined Levels/Ranks x 300. You cannot attack the turn you activate this effect. If this card has no Xyz Materials: Your opponent cannot Xyz Summon monsters during their turn, also this card cannot attack your opponent directly. When this card leaves the field: Special Summon 1 monster with less than 5000 ATK from your GY. I think you can Rank-Up to this. If you can’t, then it fits the qualifications of being super powerful but impossible to Summon. LIGHT 4999 DEF (yes, I’m doing this to you)

Toolbox Dragon Rank 4 EARTH Machine / Xyz / Effect 2300 / 2500 2 Level 4 monsters Gains 100 ATK for every Equip Spell on the field. Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Add 1 Equip Spell from your Deck to your hand. If this card would leave the field because of your opponent’s card effect: You can destroy a card equipped to this card instead. Rank 3 FIRE

Effects that don’t work together and don’t belong on the same card? How about a bad beatstick? The Object of Mystery Rank 4 DARK Rock / Xyz / Effect 2300 / 2000 2 Level 4 monsters Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: It gains 500 ATK. If this card has no Xyz Materials: Destroy it. Rank 7 Not a rank-up style of Summoning

Battlin’ Boxer First Blood Rank 4 FIRE Warrior / Xyz / Effect 2200 / 2500 2 Level 4 “Battlin’ Boxer” monsters Cannot be targeted for battle while it has Materials attaches to it. Once per turn, during your Main Phase 1, you can detach 2 Xyz Materials from this card: This card can attack your opponent directly this turn, and if it does, your opponent cannot activate cards or effects in response to that attack. Have fun abusing that first effect. EARTH Pyro

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Cursed Dragon of the Knight Rank 5 DARK Dragon / Xyz / Effect 2600 / 2100 2 Level 5 DARK monsters This card’s name on the field and I’m the GY is also treated as “Curse of Dragon”. Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Target 1 face-up Spell Card on your opponent’s field; Destroy it. When a “Gaia The Fierce Knight” monster is sent from the field to your GY: You can add 1 “Polymerization” from your Deck to your hand. You can only activate this effect once per turn. This card cannot be used as a Fusion Material while it has Xyz Materials. “Gaia The Fierce Knight” archetype

Galaxy-Eyes Black Hole Dragon Rank 10 DARK Dragon / Xyz / Effect 3000 / 3000 3 Level 10 monsters You can also Xyz Summon this card by using a "Galaxy-Eyes" Xyz Monster you control as the Xyz Material. (Xyz Materials attached to that monster also become Xyz Materials on this card.) Cannot be used as an Xyz Material for an Xyz Summon. When this card is Xyz Summoned: You can target cards on the field, up to the number of monsters used as Material to Xyz Summon this monster; banish them. Your opponent's monsters must attack this card during their Battle Phase, if able. Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Target 1 card on the field; its effects are negated until the End Phase. 4 Level 2 monsters

Ghost of the Moon Rank 4 LIGHT Rock / Xyz / Effect 2200 / 1800 2 Level 4 Spirit monsters You can also Xyz Summon this card using 1 Level 4 Spirit monster as Xyz Material and discarding 2 Level 4 Spirit monsters from your hand. Gains 200 ATK for every card in your opponent’s hand. Once per turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Select 1 unoccupied Monster Zone or Spell/Trap Card Zone on your opponent’s field; your opponent draws 1 card, also your opponent cannot use that selected Zone while this card remains face-up on the field. The Other Blade FIRE

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