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That is completely unfair leeway. It would have been much more logical to give Ass-less an underwater suit and have the battle commence underwater, as an underwater suit is a lot harder to break than an effing fishbowl. You skewed the match in favor of Ass-less, and therefore, regardless of the actual results, Spongebob wins either way.

WHY IS HE YELLOW BUT HIS ARMS ARE PINK? THAT'S LIKE AN ASIAN PERSON ON STEROIDS WHO PAINTED HIS ASIAN ARMS PINK!

How is it fair in any regard to give the fight advantage to Ass-less when we all know Spongebob is at a disadvantage on land? I'm not saying it's fair to have an underwater battle, but you are swaying the vote in favor of Ass-less. Y'know, that's assuming people are retarded enough to think this is legitimately a fight contest and not a popularity contest. Spongebob can barely lift two marshmallows. Actually, I think he can't even lift two. He can lift a stick at most. <___<

Wait, what the hell is a Jack Ass-Less? I'm going with the yellow thing. Heat makes water evaporate. Depends how hot Jack Ass-Less' attacks are. I'm fairly sure that unless he's hitting 100 degrees Celcius which would effectively turn a majority of the water into steam, water beats fire.

I have no idea why Mario came till here. You hate Mario, you hate Pokemon... do you have some brain defect which disables you from recognizing good video game franchises? On that note, as much as I loved Sherlock Holmes, Mario is just awesome.

The Bible is a perfectly good piece of fiction. It also has some historical facts in it, albeit very few. Anyone who "prays" to the book or uses it as a moral reference for life must lead a sad, stupid life. Also, I would love to send you some Dutch gay porn, but I'm fairly sure it is against Christianity. Damn Christians, ruining all the fun. No sex before marriage, no gay porn, no alcohol, no adultery... D':

You haven't really countered much, now have you? I could give a rat's ass less about some Philosopher's Stone; my post was to prove that Mario is the more versatile of the two characters. Also, you have still not countered Starman yet. Also, let's not forget that Mario is technically the possessor of the Star Rod, which can grant any wish. And let's not forget that Mario has a ton of auxiliary items at his disposal.

Fire Flower, Ice Flower, Starman, Cloud Suit, Rock Suit, Bee Suit, Hammer Suit, Frog Suit, Cape, Mushroom, Mini Mushroom, Giant Mushroom, FLUDD, Wing Cap, Invisible Cap, Metal Cap, Yoshi, Kuribo Shoe... Need I go on? With the exception of Megaman and Kirby, I'm fairy sure Mario has the most forms of any video game character.

Mustang >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mario <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Luigi Is what you meant? So you are saying that... Mustang is greater than Mario by 17, and Luigi is greater than Mario by 34. That means Luigi is greater than Mustang by 17.

Either every > you wrote should have been a <, or your opinion is just so stupid that it should be rendered invalid. =P Red hat > FMA character. So me wearing a red hat > any and all FMA characters.

Gold, Link, Mario, Pikachu Glad they are still around in this tournament. I hope one of 'em takes home gold. NO I SWEAR TO GOD THAT WAS NOT A PUN. ._.

FEEL THE PAIN!

Green guy with the sword gets my vote, but Zexion has some real kick-ass hair. Imagine Link with Zexion's hair... oh, never mind. <___<