Hello my name is Enguin

i have no intention of posting any more of that, there's just been a report sitting in the mod queue for several months now that is made by a bot account and the report itself has no text it's just full of bizarre ai furry-adjacent cards with nonsense text that i am intermittently amused by, i don't really know why i posted them in here at all i lied there is a snippet of text as a prelude it's become an iconic fixture of the site to me and i suppose through the posting of a few of its contents in this thread i brought some semblance of knowledge of it to people other than me and nyx, with whom i have worldlessly shared this strange gallery for almost half a year but i didn't explain that at all, i suppose to preserve the mystery that persists around these images like did a person who barely speaks english actually make these all and then compile them intentionally into a report that only two people in the entire world could ever possibly see, never posting them anywhere publicly and never returning to the website afterward? that seems unlikely, but at the same time why the fuck would a bot do this, or have the capacity to? they generally just push temu scams or whatever, why would a bot even be able to interface with the website sufficiently to flag and then report something? so when i think about this at all i conclude it can't really be a real person but it shouldn't really be a bot either, i guess because it's probably not a person that it has to be a bot, but it's so odd as bot behaviour and so overly involved there's like 20-30 cards that it generated and then copy-pasted into this report, i just don't know if a bot could do that you know, i guess i also just don't know how bots work and maybe this is a trivial thing difficulty-wise which simply isn't done due to there being no gain but it's just so odd anyway thank you for coming to my mental breakdown that is all i have to say for now in conclusion don't worry no more ai cow cards are going to be posted here by me anyway oh my god wait it posted in this very thread passionate cardmaking spambot that has 45 posts and all of them are this but none of these cards appear in the report which has a number of decidedly more erotic-leaning animal-people, it seems to have stuck to classic 40+ horse card posts in public but then to myself and nyx it reveals its more carnal interests quite genuinely, who did this crylaughingemoji

you're allowed to have an account on a different website i don't know that you realise the screenshotted status is from ncm

i'm an artist from israel and this is my art

thanks ted i love you too

Hello my name is Enguin

don't worry everyone i got back in, i don't really know what changed but i tried again today and it worked they're calling it the best most functional website of all time

wow that's so funny haha 11037 notifications epic, nice wall of text nerd

all well and good but does not answer the question of how it was ever achieved to begin with

are you just joining dozens of servers a day or ignoring hundreds of dms i have no idea how you could get that many unread notifications on discord specifically

so if you just play 3 of this you can search any "fusion" spell in the game by opening it milling another copy of itself and linking it off into clockwork knight obviously it cuts you off using the likes of branded fusion unless you instead tribute it or something but branded wouldn't be the one in need of ways to search branded fusion, this can grab brilliant fusion, instant fusion, ready fusion, neos fusion, shaddoll fusion, fusion armament, re-fusion, hypothetically some day maybe dimension fusion and a load of other fusion spells with narrower or archetype-specific application i don't think any of those are necessarily game-breaking in being enabled by this (brilliant fusion is pretty crazy and 3 additional copies in the formats it's at 1 may be the push it needs to become a problem) but it is basically a hyper-condensed version of the old predaplant ophrys scorptio into darlingtonia cobra combo, only without using your normal or requiring a discard or being vulnerable to imperm/veiler or playing a brick because you just draw this and it does it itself i would enjoy it if they printed this card and i would say don't add a hero lock to it for the interest in seeing how these various generic engine applications would pan out, but i really do not know if it would be ok or the next insane random combo starter, level 3 earth machine seems decently searchable and it's completely free but i say again i like it

which one, this one? the admin has returned to his natural state of fuckedoffedness so there is nobody with access to the backend to resolve the various problems cropping up, @The Nyx Avatar has stood alone against the bot hoardes to prevent every section from being completely filled with temu scam posts and that's about as much as we are capable of doing in terms of papering over the cracks with no ability to meaningfully fix anything if you mean the other website that's not my fault! go ask them! but i presume you mean this one and i fear we will end up losing everything eventually yeah unfortunately that's just the direction it's going, so if you have stuff on here that you particularly wish to preserve i'd just recommend porting it somewhere else because there unfortunately is no hope of this place doing anything other than gradually falling into nothingness

i'm opening this back up how do you have 99 unresolved notifications you absolute degenerate sort that out or rewas will be permanently banned

i'm shutting this down