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Sir, are you high on Smilex?

 

No!

 

When was the last time you got recircumcised

 

Can't get recircumcised if you don't get circumcised in the first place fellow jabroni!

 

You're not my uncle.

 

And that's not a question you insolent jabroni! It's Uncle Engy's Special Discipline Stick for you!

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Want to join me in planning the second holocaust?

 

I must again enquire as to the use of the qualifier "second" as I am aware of no previous holocaust!

 

How did you meet grandma hina?

 

At a care home for the old and infirm where I was a weary nurse with a heart of gold and she an abusive racist impotent old man!

 

I saw the title of this thread and have promptly decided to ignore it.

 

You've again failed to ask a question, my patience wears thin!

 

How did you convert to heterosexuality? Did you use the toaster method or the jumper cable method?

 

I observed no such conversion, and thus have no method of choice!

 

You n00b?

 

Not to my knowledge!

 

Does it offend you that a presumably white person uses the n-word for attention, or have you decided to ignore it?

 

Does it offend you that he has not expressed offence!?

 

You n00b?

 

Again, not to my knowledge!

 

Knob

 

Not a question!

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