[DPR] Revival Jam retrain that actually does its job for once

[Eshai]

Silly Slime

WATER - Level 3 - Aqua/Effect - 200 ATK/500 DEF

When this card leaves the field, except as a material for the Special Summon of a monster: Pay 1000 LPs; Special Summon it in face-up Defense Position. If this card is Tributed for a Tribute Summon: Gain 2000 LPs. You can only use this effect of “Silly Slime” once per turn. You can only control 1 “Silly Slime”.

 

Battle? It comes back. Card Effect? Revives. Returned to hand? Returns to field. Banished? Redeemed. Kaiju'd? Slaps your face but otherwise he fine. The only things that actually gets rid of this thing is either banishing it face-down or if you use it as a material for a Special Summon. The problem is that it's mandatory so if your opponent destroys it enough and/or has a lot of piercing damage, they can kill you. The upside is that if you use it for Tribute Summons (as it should be used for) you gain 1000 LPs instead of losing 1000 LPs, so using it for what its supposed to be used for rewards you quite nicely.

 

This may be a bit broken, but the idea is that it's a modern Treeborn Frog for stuff like Monarchs. The balancing act is that Trickclown exists, but that this card isn't good for Extra Deck Special Summoning. If it's too good I'll probably add "This card cannot be Special Summoning except by its own effect" or just make it so you straight up can't use it as material for the Special Summon of a monster. 

 

 

I'm also making a Trap but I'd rather post these in Advanced Singles like all of the generics.

[Black D'Sceptyr]

I'd say "CLOWNSLIMEBLADE 2.0 BOYS" if not for that LP payment being a PAYMENT and this being averse to getting things out from the Extra Deck. Tell you what, though Ritual Decks'll love this card to pieces, especially with it being Level 3 WATER Aqua monster - Gishkis and Nekroz could make a wash of this easy, they don't care too hard about losing LP, if Photomirror and Nekroz of Valkyrus are anything to attest to. 

 

And Tributing for Tribute Summons seems like it'd only really benefit True Kings now (Monarchs fell SO FAR off the wagon now I pity them) but I understand-again, for the reasons mentioned above. Put that on Silly Slime, and Ancient Leaf'll be a staple in Gishki/Nekroz Decks again, assuming they won't make >70% in Regionals/Nationals again with Silly Slime's help-being both a Salvage/Surface target/and an Aquarium set empowered card already can make it a made monster.

 

S'up to you whether the effect to keep it from going off by its own effect, but I'm thinking only Greydle Slime Jr and Surface'll be used to bring it back, really-so, if that's the baseline for it, leaving it as is, couldn't hurt. If you do, though, I'd make it so it has a 500 point drop when its destroyed by battle or card effect, and another 500 point penalty to bring it back (instead of the 1000 pt. cost as a lump sum), just to help it balance out a bit. 

 

Other than that, love the card.