BREAKING NEWS: New intel reveals Sakura's partnership with Summer, British Soul revealed to be Venjix Attack Bot

[Just Crouton]

 

 

Just now, YCM mole (parenthesis) leaked information revealing that YCM mod and known Venjix attack bot, Sakura, is secretly working for Summer, Winter's brother who launched a bloody campaign on YCM for the banning of his brother.

 

(parenthesis)'s info revealed Sakura's has access to Venjix Attack Bots, some of which are horses with motorcycle helmets, likely to attack the forum. More disturbing is the revelation that tea tycoon British Soul is one of Sakura's Attack Bots, leading some to conclude that evil brother French Spectre is also an Attack Bot.

 

YCMPD is launching an investigation, though no one is around to actually investigate.

 

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

What the funk man now they are gonna go after me

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

What the funk man now they are gonna go after me

Maybe that's exactly what Machismo wants...

 

If Summer starts going after you, then Machismo gets another news segment to make. And with control over the news, he can alter it to fit his own machinations. Machinations that I can't tell are good or evil quite yet, but sure are SUS-PIC-SCIOUS. Maybe the entire YCMPD is in on this.

[~British Soul~]

I'm a Venjix attack bot? First I've heard of it.

 

Suppose I better find a clickbait link to post then  ::  .

[ABC Gun]

WTF!? I have no idea what's going on here

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Can confirm.

I saw it, BS, I saw it all...