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Oh... Hey.... Look at that... I threw an extra M into the usual AMA formula.

So that makes this an AMMA! I'm so totally clever/original, I know...

 

Basically, instead of asking Me questions, your asking one(or multiple, if you really insist) of my various monster accounts and/or characters I've roleplayed as, and I'll respond accordingly, in-character. gh0st_ and Mangle being new ones for you guys.

 

And why am I doing this? I don't know. Thought it might be fun. It's different from what this sort of topic usually is. Or whatever.

 

And just so you aren't lost on who is who, I'll refresh your memory/tell you about them:

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photo-774881.jpg?_r=1413676826 Eyeguy: Kinda' grumpy/says eyeball-related puns and zingers

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NOTE: This is more of a joke-monster/don't take anything from this one all that seriously, as it's mostly just to slap Toffee/other monsters around/ I don't honestly mean to offend you, on the off chance I do.

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photo-568573.jpg?_r=1445234928 Toffee: Cynical/condescending/smartass

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474812.jpg Heart Throb: Overly affectionate/sugar coats everything/flamboyant

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26592ZombieAvi.jpg Zombie Spike: Brainless/Wants to hug everyone/will sometimes reply with just "Blargh"/variants of it

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41256GhostAvi.jpg gh0st_: Talks in third person/replaces all instances of Os with 0s/uses a lot of underscores/tends to reference Alice in Wonderland

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43254BurgerpantsAvi.jpg Burgerpants: Answers are on and off unorthodox/talks in a sort of weird haiku method

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18091MangleAvi.jpg Mangle: Combination Heart Throb and Toffee/more malicious then both/gives two answers at the same time

 

So feel free to ask away.

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Eyeguy, what do you think about pointy sticks?

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Pointy sticks are an eyesore! Swords and random lightning are far more effective for dealing with those power punks!

 

So, Burgerpants, how's that thing about wanting to be an actor coming along?

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* Misery and depression

* But here I am, acting for you

* Behind a counter

* Such is life

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Okay let's try that again, but asking a specific monster :l

This will be the only exception to the OP, in which I said I wouldn't actually post as myself-

I didn't mean to skip you, just... I'd prefer it if you actually noted which monster you were asking. Saying "first one to reply" could end up making a reply that's more complicated then it needs to be; I'd opt for having all of them reply, but it still wouldn't fulfill what you wanted. So my apologies.

 

Toffee, should I make a thread similar to this one?

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I suppose if you insist on making a redundant copy of this petty grab for attention then by all means, go ahead and pollute this section with more-

 

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Ţ҉̴͏Ò͢͠͡F̢F͏̕Ȩ̧̧͘̕Ę̸́͞҉ ̧̨́͘͟S̨͞H͜͝҉̢U̕͜͏̷T̢̢̡͘ ̵̨̛͘T̴̵H̷̛͘͝È̢͟ ̴̨̀͟͝F̨͜U̧͟C̶̛K̵̀ ͏͘͝Ú̀͝P̷̸͢ ̸͞B̸̛͟Ę̢̕͟F͞͏O̢͏͘R̷͜E̸͡ ͏̨͠I͟͠ ̸̧̛͢͠S̸̷҉́͠K̸̴̢I̧̡Ń̷̛͝ ͘Y͜͠O͜͞͡U͏͞ ̨̛́́͜A̸̶̧̡͘Ń̛͘D͏̡ ̨͝M̡̕A̷͞K̕͏͟E̶͢҉ ̢͟Y̶̵O̶̧Ù̴͘ ̡̛͢Ì̶̕N̷̢̛͜͢T̷̛̕҉҉O̢͜͞ ̨̢́͡A҉̧́̕͡ ̷̧͜W̷͘A̸̡̛͝L̛̀͠L̨͟E͘͞͠T̨͡.͏̷̛

̶̕͡͞Ḑ̧͝O̷͜N̢T͡҉͢ ̧L̨҉̨́͞É҉̧̡T̨̡̕͏͠ ̷̨Y̷̕Ơ̸͘͢U̴̢͢͠҉R̶ ̸͘͟͟D̨̧͠͞R̢̛͟͡E̸̸Á̸̧̕M͘̕S͏ ̶͜B̢͢E͘͢͟ ҉̢̢́D̵͝R̴̨̛͠E̷̡͢͢͝Ą̕M͏̸̷͡͏S̸̵͘͜͝,҉҉̛͝ ̸͢͜͡Y̸͢͡U͘͏̀I͟҉!̷͢͟͞ ̷̴͘̕͝M̵A̶͟͟͢K̀͜Ę̢̀́͟ ́͡͠Ý̡͟͠O̕U̷҉̡R̴̶̡ ̷͠D̢̡̕R͏̵̵̢̀É̛́͜A̧M̨̛͞S̀͢ ̶̨̛́̀C͏̴Ò̸̵͞Ḿ̷̷͘E̕҉̕͢ ̴͠͞T̷̨͢͜R̕̕҉͏̧Ų͏͟E̢̕͟͝͝!̴̡̛͝͡

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This will be the only exception to the OP, in which I said I wouldn't actually post as myself-

I didn't mean to skip you, just... I'd prefer it if you actually noted which monster you were asking. Saying "first one to reply" could end up making a reply that's more complicated then it needs to be; I'd opt for having all of them reply, but it still wouldn't fulfill what you wanted. So my apologies.

Nah it's okay; makes perfect sense. Now then, while I bemoan the fact that I'd have only three personas for a ripoff thread...

 

Burgerpants, do you get to see Mettaton up-close very often?

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@Pinkie_Pie: Would you like to be or become an alicorn? If so, why?

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P̵̛͜͡͞I̛͢Ń͞͏K̶͟͜͡Í̵̴̀E̡̢̢͡ ̷̛͜͡I͞͞Ś́ ́͝͞A͏̶̡͜L̛͜͟͏̀Ŗ̵̀̕͠E͡͡͠A̢͢D̛͜͏̸Y̵͢ ̴͞A̶̷̛͜͡N̷҉̀͟ ̶̕A̵͠͏L̶̡̕͡I̵̛҉̶C̢͏̨͡O̵̸̡̡͘R̢̛Ń҉,͢͜͝͝ ̴̢͏Y͏҉͢͝O̴̵̵̕U̴̕ ͏̷͟F̨̡Ừ́Ć̛͞K̴͘I͢҉N̴̷̨͝͝G̷͞͝͏ ̨̡̨͘N͏́E̷͜͡R͞͞͡D̵͢͟͝͏

[spoiler=Proof]

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Burgerpants, do you get to see Mettaton up-close very often?

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* My idol!?

* Here!?

* .....

* Only when he wants to dock my pay

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@ Heart Throb: Good news. I heard Winter wants to date you! What presents are you gonna give him when you meet? <3

 

And don't worry about making reservations. Winter already arranged a room in the bottomless pits of hell. It symbolizes the deepness of his love, and the fiery passion he feels inside~

 

Okay I lied, it's a housewarming, not a date. You're still invited, tho. Just be sure to bring your fire/demon-proof suit and you should have a good time! XD

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When I need to up the numbers, it's best to up the number of answers too, so...

 

Mangle, how do you suggest I go about bolstering the number of monsters I can add to my resume for a blatant ripoff of this thread without wasting a bunch of time and points?

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@ Heart Throb: Good news. I heard Winter/Dae wants to date you! What presents are you gonna give him when you meet? <3

 

And don't worry about making reservations. Winter already arranged a room in the bottomless pits of hell. It symbolizes the deepness of his love, and the fiery passion he feels inside~

 

Okay I lied, it's a housewarming, not a date. You're still invited, tho. Just be sure to bring your fire/demon-proof suit and you should have a good time! XD

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Oh darling, don't you know? The only thing you should give anyone for a romantic getaway, sweetie, is chocolate! The alluring presence of it alone is enough to make everything even hammier then it needs to be <3

And we cant possibly date in hell! It's out of season! And that's hardly romantic, babe, so I don't know where you got such a silly idea from <3

But of course, I could always let you sweethearts take up residence in one of my luxury hotels. They have everything couples could want <3

Because that's the kind of pony I am <3

 

Pinkie, did you kill the other ponies?

Heart Throb, <3?

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P̸̷̡͡͠E̡̧O̷̕͢P̢̕͞L̨͘E̡͏͟ ̕F̸̀͟U͢C̶̛̕K̨I̧̢͜͜͞N҉̀͝͡G͏͢ ͏͏̷D̵̸̡I̸̡̧͟Ę̶̵́͟ ̷͠W̸͝H̸͘͟Ę̵̡͞N̢͜ ̵̛͏̛͞T҉̀̀H͢͜E҉̛͢͝Y̢͟͢͟ ̸̵A̵̢͘͘R̷̨̛É͝͏ ̵͟͢F̵̡̧́U̵̴͟C̨͘̕͝͏K̡̛̛̛͡I̵̸͘̕͡N̶͢Ǵ̷̨̢ ҉͝Ķ̸̶̧͘I̶͢Ĺ̨L̛͠E҉͏̶͏D́͟͞-̷̵͡

 

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Pinkie_Pie, sweetie, I believe that's enough <3

(@Cow: Baby cows are oh-so adorable, honey, so you'd get hearts from me for sure <3 <3 <3)

 

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Y҉̷͜Ớ̶͜U͘͏ ͢O̸̢͢͟N̶̢̕L̶̢͘͝Y̸͘ ́G̨̕E͜Ţ̶͘͝ ̶̨҉̨1̨́͠ ̵̴͟͡F̸̀U̴C͢͡͞K̵̴͠I̸̛̕N̢͘̕͡Ǵ̶͜͟͢ ̧̢̛̀͡D̨A͝Y͘ ͢͜A̛͜͠͡ ̕͜Y͘͠Ȩ͟Á̛́R̸̴̢͢!̵҉̕ ̸̨͞͝͞T̸H̡҉̡́͘À̴́͜Ţ̨̕͢͡S̢̕͟ ͜͏̸͡͏M̷̛͞͝O̕͟Ŗ͞E̸ ̷̡̕͞T̴̶̢̛H̴̢̡̛É̕͠͏̴N̷̨̢ ̧͢͡͞É̸N͘͡O̷̶̢̕U͟͞҉G̷͏҉͟H̀̀͝ ̴̀͜A͟S̢̨̀͢ ̶̨̧̡Į̡͢͟͡T̸̕͟͜ ̢̨̛͢I̶̸̷̛S̴̶̛͢!̨͏͡

 

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* It's just like Valentines Day

* Fighting over one another

* An eternal struggle

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Oh darling, don't you know? The only thing you should give anyone for a romantic getaway, sweetie, is chocolate! The alluring presence of it alone is enough to make everything even hammier then it needs to be <3

And we cant possibly date in hell! It's out of season! And that's hardly romantic, babe, so I don't know where you got such a silly idea from <3

But of course, I could always let you sweethearts take up residence in one of my luxury hotels. They have everything couples could want <3

Because that's the kind of pony I am <3

Ahem, I'm not invited- you are. Also, Winter sold his soul to the devil, so he's... you know... kinda forced to be there for all eternity. Out of season? Definitely, but what are ya gonna do? ^_^;

 

I would have suggested chocolates, but I had trouble finding the fireproof brand. Sorry. :P

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Mangle, how do you suggest I go about bolstering the number of monsters I can add to my resume for a blatant ripoff of this thread without wasting a bunch of time and points?

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Look inside yourself

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Rip your guts out if you have to, kid

 

Toffee, what happened to Lewis?

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That sob-story "Lewis" won't be joining us. It helps if you bother to read.

 

Pinky have you been putting in your cupcakes...

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Į͡͏̧͡ ͘͏̨̛O҉Ņ̵̨̀́C̶͡E̷̷ ̢F҉҉̷̡͘I͟͠L͢҉L̴̷̶̕͢E̸̢̨͜D҉̸ ̨̛͠͡A̶ ̴́Ć̶̵͠U̸̧͏P҉͘C̸̸̸̡͠A͜K̷̡̡Ę̛̛̀͢ ̷͘͢͡W̴̴͟͞͠I̕҉T̛͡H̸̶͜͡ ͟͡͡͝҉S͏͠͏̨͜P̶̨͏̡Į̛D̀E̷͡͠R̸̀͢͡S͏̸͝͝!̧͜

̛̛͜͝Ẃ̷̨͘͟H҉̵͝É̸̢̀N̶̛ ̸̵̡Y҉̧Ò̕͞U̵̕͠ ҉̀B̨͠͡I̸T̴̷҉̨͢ ̸̴̴͠I͡҉Ń͘͜͝T҉̷̢̢O̷̕ ̸̡̛̀͡I̢̛͜Ţ̛,̨̨͢͞ ̴̶͝Ţ̴̛͟H̨̀͢͏̴E͢͠Y̶̶̧͡ ̛́͢͢͠W̕͝O͘͏̷́Ú͜͢L͏̷̧̡͟D̴̀̕͘͢ ͢͜C̵̨R̀́̕͟A̢̨̢͜͟W̢͠L̶͡͝͠͠ ̷̧̀͠Ó̸͢͝U͞҉̀͞T̵̛͢͠!̀͟

 

Mangle, what do you think of the new FNaF game apparently coming out?

Gh0st, who...well, who/what are you exactly?

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You get to explore the place

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So you can die alone and in the dark

 

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gh0st_ resides within his 0wn fairytale___ gh0st_ acts as it's t0ur guide_____

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