Just Crouton Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 RAEG's evil twin hapyp has recently escaped the Prison of Prisons within a Prison in a Prison, the most secure prison in the universe. hapyp was imprisoned after framing RAEG for chewing off the breasts of shallow, insensitive women who wronged him, and for castrating their jock boyfriends. RAEG brought his brother to justice by throwing his box of MegaBloks at hapyp's feet, making the menace cry to their mother. hapyp likes long walks on the beach, poetry, crying over how beautiful the world is, and whale-free tuna salad. The Machismo Kingdom urges YCM to avoid all beaches, book stores, the planet as a whole, and salads that have fish meat. hapyp is expected be armed, and very emotionally sensitive. We would provide the space shuttles, but we don't have any because we fly into space by channeling our manly anger. All shallow, insensitive women will be taken into protective custody, the attractive ones in Machismo's hot tub, RAEG has been given a whistle to call us if hapyp comes after him. The jocks will naturally be sacrificed to hapyp's bloodlust to lure him out. We will not rest until hapyp is dest-err, brought to justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Okay. Okay so. I've seen a lot of posts that made me confused from you. This one is the biggest. The others I could figure out, but this. Where did this come from? What did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted November 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Okay. Okay so. I've seen a lot of posts that made me confused from you. This one is the biggest. The others I could figure out, but this. Where did this come from? What did I miss? A deep, dark little secret we've kept from YCM. RAEG's evil twin hapyp is an oversensitive serial killer, and he is a monster. This is bigger than things that can be understood. This is hapyp, the greatest evil I have ever seen. And, he...that savage...is now on the loose. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 A deep, dark little secret we've kept from YCM. RAEG's evil twin hapyp is an oversensitive serial killer, and he is a monster. This is bigger than things that can be understood. This is hapyp, the greatest evil I have ever seen. And, he...that savage...is now on the loose. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! Yes. Not at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted November 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Yes. Not at all Good. Now, here's a whistle in case hapyp developed a love for beef in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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