Robocorn

[Toffee.]

[spoiler=Admiral Adorable]

2 Level 4 "Robocorn" monsters.
Cannot be Special Summoned, except by Xyz Summon. If this card is Xyz Summoned, and your Life Points are higher then your Opponent's, you can Discard 1 card: Draw 3 cards. While your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, negate the activation and effect(s) of all other cards you control. If a monster would be Summoned, OR when a Spell Card, Trap Card, or monster effect is activated that includes an effect that Special Summons a monster(s): You can Detach 1 Xyz Material from this card and pay 3000 Life Points; negate the Summon or activation, and if you do, Banish that card. If you Summon a "Robocorn" monster, you can Banish this card from your Graveyard: Gain 1000 Life Points.

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[spoiler=Colonel Cutie]

During your Battle Phase, while your Life Points are higher then your Opponent's, "Robocorn" monsters you control are unaffected by your Opponent's card effects, and cannot be destroyed by battle. While your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, "Robocorn" monsters you control cannot declare an attack. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can discard 1 card: Until the end of this turn, this card's ATK becomes 0, and whenever you would take damage you gain that amount of Life Points instead. If you gain 2000 or more Life Points, you can Special Summon this card from the Graveyard. This effect of "Robocorn Sergeant Sparkle" can only be activated once per Duel.

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[spoiler=General Gallop]

If a "Robocorn" monster battles an Opponent's monster, while your Life Points are higher then your Opponent', destroy that Opponent's monster at the end of that Damage Step. While your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, destroy all other cards you control at the End Phase of each of your turns. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can discard 1 card: Until the end of this turn, this card's ATK becomes 0, and whenever you would take damage you gain that amount of Life Points instead. If you gain 2000 or more Life Points, you can Special Summon this card from the Graveyard. This effect of "Robocorn General Gallop" can only be activated once per Duel.

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[spoiler=Lieutenant Luster]

If your Life Points are higher then your Opponent's, and you control a face-up "Robocorn" monster, you can Special Summon this card(from your hand), and if you do, your Opponent cannot activate cards/effects in response to the Summon of this card. If your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, you cannot Normal Summon this card (but can still be Normal Set). Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can discard 1 card: Until the end of this turn, this card's ATK becomes 0, and whenever you would take damage you gain that amount of Life Points instead. If you gain 2000 or more Life Points, you can Special Summon this card from the Graveyard. This effect of "Robocorn Lieutenant Luster" can only be activated once per Duel.

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[spoiler=Sergeant Sparkle]

While your Life Points are higher then your Opponent's, all "Robocorn" monsters you control gain 500 ATK. While your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, all "Robocorn" monsters you control loose 1000 ATK. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can discard 1 card: Until the end of this turn, this card's ATK becomes 0, and whenever you would take damage you gain that amount of Life Points instead. If you gain 2000 or more Life Points, you can Special Summon this card from the Graveyard. This effect of "Robocorn Sergeant Sparkle" can only be activated once per Duel.

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[spoiler=Power Dash]

Target 1 face-up monster your Opponent controls that previously battled a "Robocorn" monster you control, during this turn. Gain Life Points equal to the Target's ATK on the field, and if you do, send it to the Graveyard. Then, Draw 1 card. You can only activate 1 "Robocorn Power Dash" per turn.

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[spoiler=Star Break]

Equip only to a "Robocorn" monster. The equipped monster cannot be destroyed by battle. If the equipped monster declares an attack, the Opponent cannot activate cards or effects until the end of the Damage Step. During your Battle Phase, if you discard to activate the effect of the equipped monster, you can double the ATK of all face-up monsters your Opponent currently controls until the End Phase. If this card is destroyed, while equipped to a monster OR the equipped monster is destroyed and this card is sent to the Graveyard, you can add 1 "Robocorn" card from your Deck to your hand. Then, gain 1000 Life Points.

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[spoiler=Erasure]

When you activate this card, destroy this card unless your Life Points are higher then your Opponent's. Face-up "Robocorn" monsters you control gain 500 ATK. If you gain Life Points from a battle involving a "Robocorn" monster you control, you can add from your Deck to your hand 1 "Robocorn" monster. This effect of "Erasure" can only be activated once per turn. If this card is destroyed by your Opponent's card effect: Gain 3000 Life Points. While your Life Points are lower then your Opponent's, negate the effects of all other Spell/Trap cards on your side of the field.

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Felt like doing something sily, for gits and shiggles.

[Toffee.]

Decided to bump this.