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BREAKING NEWS: YCMKILLER'S IDENTITY REVEALED


Just Crouton

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20 minutes ago, Godking Machismo, Master of the Universe, unmasked the YCM Killer, revealing the killer to be forum admin YCMaker.

 

Godking Machismo, warlord, king, ninja, snubbed member of the Batman family, has been hunting for the elusive YCM Killer since his friend Captain Murphy was murdered in Detroit back in August.

 

YCMaker is also responsible for the murders of Desu, and most recently, Red W Mage.

 

Identified by his leather bodysuit, fedora, sunglasses, salamander mask, and stiletto heels, YCMaker was captured recently after a violent car chase involving him and the daring Master of Disaster, Godking Machismo.

 

Initially believed to be fellow YCM member RAEG, Machismo saw through the deception and ripped the RAEG mask off of YCMaker's head, revealing him as the killer.

 

"I was shocked" Machismo continued "I've never seen so many women grovel at my feet for another round. I mean, I know I'm that amazing, but their begging suggests they aren't getting it at home. I guess not all men can be men."

 

Machismo was more concerned with discussing his multiple sexual acts with our anchorwomen and general female staff.

 

However, he allowed us to question YCMaker directly as he gloated about his successful "conquerings."

 

When asked why he murdered three members of his own community, YCMaker explained everything to us.

 

"I check my email, and get a flood of repetitive messages demanding to know when Dark Synchros will be added to the cardmaker.

 

An idiot mod messed with my account to get my attention, and deleted it, so I deleted her.

 

People b**** to me about Xyzs to the cardmaker.

 

I eventually add Xyzs. Now, people want Pendulums.

 

People have the audacity to whine about Christmas lights on the logo when it isn't Christmas. Maybe if these selfish pricks could see beyond their own self-importance, they might understand that some people need some holiday cheer on days other than December 25th.

 

So, yeah, I murdered Captain Murphy. I saw him in Detroit, and just spontenously killed him because he was a YCM member, and I had a bad day at work.

 

But then, I felt a tingle. A jolt of passion that I've never had for anything related to YCM in years.

 

I needed to rid myself of this...this..burden.

 

I knew what I had to do.

 

So, I recently shut down YCM so I could kill members with in the ensuing chaos.

 

Desu appeared out of the blue, pun intended, because you probably sucked as much as everyone else on this godforsaken cancer.

 

I decapitated him. It was glorious.

 

His blue blood poured all over the place. I wanted more.

 

However, I was spotted by a Red Mage, who fled before I could kill him next.

 

Machismo and his army arrived, and I was forced to retreat.

 

Then, I wiretapped Mage's phone, and he and Machismo agreed to meet in the Temple of Fiends.

 

That was my chance.

 

Knowing I could not take Machismo head-on, I decided to head to the meeting place before he could arrive.

 

However, Machismo caught me as I fled the scene.

 

He gave chase, but I was saved by a wave of zombies and green dragons who came to my aid.

 

As I prepared for my next target, Machismo stood outside, as if ready to die. Emboldened, I charged out, gun in hand. Machismo was already in his car, and drove away, calling me a "sub-human" and a "mongoloid."

 

I chased him in my car. I got careless.

 

The bastard caught me."

 

YCMaker concluded "I killed those people to scare people away from my community. And I would've gotten away with it too if weren't for those meddling meatheads."

 

When asked about the death threat to Ain: "I never sent any death threats."

 

While the YCM Killer has been brought to justice, the death threats are still a mystery.

 

"Justice has been served" Machismo told us. He added "on you wife," and then he left.

 

 

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