Phantom Roxas Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Tales of Wario Land]Wario was standing outside of his castle one morning as the sun was slowly rising up over the horizon."Ahhhhahaha! This sunshine must be a sign that I will get more money AND be able to upstage Mario as the greatest hero in the Mushroom Kingdom!"As Wario was leisurely strolling outside of his castle, a somewhat flamboyant figure with a mob of females and a carefree song that is playing starts walking to his castle."Hmmmm, this castle is hideous, but with a little vision of mine it can be something that is at least worthy for me to live in." Wario, hearing this remark got angry."Hey! Who goes saying my castle isn't good enough to live in?!? This castle is made of gold so it should be worthy for anyone to live in!" As Wario said this, the form started to become visible, showing an arrogant young man with red hair."Uhhhh, you own this dump?" Wario asked."Err, just who are you?""You are serious that you never heard of me? Ok, I will humor you. I am the great Master Zelos. I got bored with my extravagant hometown of Meltokio and decided to visit some place with alot of hunnies. And who are you to ask for my name? That mustache looks like something that crawled out of the sewer.""Eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr that's enough! Insulting my castle is one thing, but now you are insulting my 'stache? That's it!" Wario immediately farted out of anger, disgusting Zelos. "Aww gross! That wind stinks! Oh crap!" His fangirls, mortified by the odor, covered their noses and mouths, coughing out anything that they feel is a smell."Are you sure something didn't crawl up there and die? Anyways, you know where I can find some gorgeous hunnies around here? I heard there was a gorgeous Princess that lives around here.""You are looking for Princess Peach? Bah, go home! I had enough of your insults and your favors. She is mine you see? No one but me will be able to get her, not even that worthless Mario! If you want to get her, you have to get through me, my gorgeous castle, my groomed 'stache and my endless wealth!""(hmmmm, what should this Princess' nickname be? Super Cool Ultra Beautiful Peach?) Oh sorry! Did you say something?""That's it! I am tired of your arrogance! You will pay for that!" Wario's anger was channeled into his gas, causing him to inflate."Oh wow! That all your gas? Looks like I am going to have to do something about it to save not only a part of the ozone layer, but all the hunnies around me and the Super Cool Ultra Beautiful Princess that I will make mine." Zelos pulled out his longsword and shield and readied his magical abilities."I hope your skin is able to pop with all that pressure building up!" Author's Notes: Written by Koloktos. WarioFranchise: MarioPersonality: Greedy and PridefulSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Super Strength, Super Dashing and Ground Pounds, Shockwave attack, Huge control over flatulance, various gadgetsOccupation: President of Warioware, Inc./Treasure HunterAge: UnknownLikes: Garlic, Money, FameDislikes: Mario, Captain Syrup, anything that goes in his wayNominated by: Koloktos Zelos WilderFranchise: TalesPersonality: Laidback, Flamboyant PlayboySpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Magic Swords and large arsenals of skills and spellsOccupation: Chosen of ManaAge: 22 (24 in ToS: DotnW)Likes: Girls, Modern Luxuries, Lloyd Irving, Seles WilderDislikes: Boring Sessions, being repremanded by everyone, His fate as Chosen, Seles' MotherNominated by: Andx Edited March 8, 2012 by Phantom Roxas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Hatake Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Zelos Wilder.I don't know who he is but who in hell could lose to Wario? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Wario, because Wario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Hatake Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Wario, because Wario.I would flame you so much right now if you weren't my buddy.Btw, who dat character in ur avi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 WaaaarrrrioNever heard of the other guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Never heard of the other guy either, but I imagine he's actually pretty cool, and I do not care for Wario, so I'm voting for Zelos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalltear Bloodfallen Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Never heard of the other guy either, but I imagine he's actually pretty cool, and I do not care for Wario, so I'm voting for Zelos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 I like them both, but I got to vote for Wario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Never liked Wario. Don't know who this other guy is. Eh, Zelos gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I can't stand Wario but Tales of Symphonia is such an awesome game. Zelos. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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