Dark Christmas

[Nexev]

[spoiler=Plot]
Every year the world's greatest BAMF goes in a red sleigh and gives toys to kids.

This obviously Santa. Duh.

Unfortunately this year is a bit...messed up.

A santa gets his power from being sponsored with a Corporation, the physical representation of the elements of mortal life. Something odd happened this year. Santa was killed, his organs strewn over a tree like Christmas lights. The murderer is obvious, Chuck Norris, who was bitter over being passed over as Santa years ago.

Vengence will not be easy.

You at the workshop must get the coporations to ally with you once more, raise an army, and destroy Chuck before he Ascends to Santahood himself with his dark Memetic Rituals. Once Chuck Cringle walks the earth, it is doubtful he will ever be stopped. [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Rules]
1. Ice and Nexev have the final say
2. All arguments must be taken to pm.
3. You have to have a good reason and explanation for being whatever race you choose to be.
4. As more Coporations sponser you, you will be able to gain more powers.
5. Right now, only Coca-Cola is sponsering you, so only beverage based powers are allowed.
6. The stronger you make your magic and stuff, the more weaknesses you need to add.
7. RP sample does NOT have to be on the spot.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=app]
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[b]Name[/b]
[b]Race[/b]
[b]Magic[/b]
[b]Weapons[/b]
[b]Skills[/b]
[b]Weaknesses[/b]
[b]Personality[/b]
[b]Bio[/b]
[b]RP sample[/b][/code][/spoiler]

[.Starrk]

[b]Name[/b] Svir Českov

[b]Race[/b] Flying Communist Narwhal

[b]Magic[/b] The power of equality

[b]Weapons[/b] Fire breath

[b]Skills[/b] Flying and destroying things

[b]Weaknesses[/b] Capitalists

[b]Personality[/b] Mostly an a******, he only really talks with people who aren't a capitalist.

[b]Bio[/b] Born in Russia, in a Stalin runned small lab in 1920, he was sent out into the real world to try and assassinate Vladimir Lennon. After he was given this assignment, he was sent into Moscow where he was driven out by the Bolsheviks, where he was shoot at and almost killed. He fled north, where he had found the north pole. He was taken in by several elves. He told his story of communism to the elves. Where the elves promptly said that at the North Pole, everybody was equal, making to think the north pole was a communist area. From there, he developed his fire breath powers and destroyed most of Cuba, which was covered up by the U.N

[b]RP sample[/b] Českov was flying around Santa's village saying hello to all the elves working and taking care of the reindeer. He shouted hello to the care taker of Blitzen, little Timmy. "Yello, comb-rad. How izh your leetle bushcha tu-day?" "Why he's doing well Českov. Would you mind taking him out for a fly today? His leg seems to be in order." Little Timmy replied. "Sure-eh, thing leetle guy. Lez go, Blitzen. We got vork to do."

[Nexev]

This rp is going to be semi serious, like Sound of Fury.

So try atleast.