Hilarious Folder Voldy

*hands you Harry* here you go

You should be more worried about Greymon.

Bring me Harry Potter or die!

Cause I still have tricks up my sleeve! *gets out of your grip and pulls out a wand* I always keep my original wand on hand, fools.

Why are you holding a regular stick?

It's a wand. Now, bring me Potter or die!

...You muggles are asking to die! I shall kill everyone of you! *points wand toward everyone* Any last...

Yes, the wand has to go too. It won't match with what we're planning for you. *Takes wand.*

Give me back my...*is gaged*

I am the master of the Dark Arts and the greatest Dark Lord! All you muggles just make me extremely bored. Look at it this way, there will never be a day where you get to stay.

Lame.

Your move, muggle.

Pardon me, I have done a superior job at everything you've tried to do.

I've killed the so-called potter many times over!

Shut up, Crappy.

Look, I'm trying to be a good host here; but you are in NO position to order me around Foldy, or it's back to the freak's cage with you.

But I destroyed that connection between us, you fool.

Now, we battle...

♪I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history,

I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory.

With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor

You's a punk a** little kid without Dumbeldore,

I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see,

you're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy.

I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead

If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled.♪

If it's the real Potter, he will know it too.

You a dog? Maybe in your dreams, muggle.

Allow me to put you down then. *casts Avada Kedavra on Thar*

He looks nasty... I'll just kill him

Bored MouldyWart please don't fight with the Computer.

My mother died at childbirth and I murdered my father. Problem?

Does it look like I care?

Yes, they eat death. We know.

But then they would be happy eaters.

Two words.

Harry Potter.

I got one word for ya. Greymon.

Ooh, Voldy is ♥♥♥hurt it seems.

Die muggle! *casts Avada Kedavra on Shadow Kaka*

Those are some cute fireworks Foldy. *Casts Teleport on Shadow Kaka*

My hero~

Even though I know his magic doesn't do sh*t.

I don't know about Voldy here, but far as I'm considered, ya get fire hot enough, ya can slag any kind of metal.

Let's put this into prespective. In Supreme commander 1 even the basic most cheap units were bigger than trees. In SC2 their technology has vastly improved over time. This robot is a bit too big for the fires of a little stick.

*Appears out of nowhere*

Ain was here, Voldy~poo definitely sucks~♥

You should try insulting his mother. That might get him.

*casts Imperio on TheFinalFan* Now, dance.

Cause he assumes we know what the hell Imperio does.

It's Voldemort to you. And I underestimated the possibility of you being a wizard.

Though you referenced the ability to use magic. That makes you a wizard, correct?

In my realm, you are a wizard. I'm not familiar with other realms.

Hey man you can't curse the Spooky Skeleton yo

Voldemort is just afraid of affection. DOGGY PILE ON VOLDEMORT!

You can't stop this guy's spooky scarin' comments yo

y u do dis m8.

You shall dance now, slave.

I said the magic word is "please." Now will you please get it right?

...

No muggle, you should be dead. Mwahahahahaha!

That's not the magic word. The magic word is "please."

Thankfully for me, I had a Tetraja spell set on me, nullifying the killing spell.

based folder

You can't even beat a young person with that Killing Spell. What makes you think you can take over the world?

...how pathetic.

Yes, it was.

MU-GGLE-FOOD-MU-GGLE-FOOD ♪

Good Sylveon. You can eat all the muggles you want.

@Jack: Maybe you should've stayed there.

And not torment more unfortunate souls that cross my path?

I have a tortuous job, you know?

From my point of view, if you had stayed there, it would've been 1 less monster to worry about.

Nah man Unsterblich is totally right that's how I got this way

I think Voldemort is Tupac

After seeing the Billy and Mandy parodies of Harry Potter (Nigel Planter) and Lord Moldy Butt, you remind of this.

I certainly is.

He did type a spell at me once. LIttle did he know that computer words can't hurt me. Plus, Avada Kedavra only works on people.

I'm a muggle and I find this to be funny.

Enjoy your mysterious identities while you can.

Monsters! Roll out!

Howdy fellas...just gonna come over here...gonna float around a little...gonna do the spooky spook...well...the spooy spook is done fer now...such spook.