Ezio Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 I've got some good ones;[spoiler=Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!][align=center]-I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. -If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy? -Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. -Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? -Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to? -What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? -I love every bone in your body - especially mine. -What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.[/align] lol :lol:More on the Way Peoples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I've got some good ones;[spoiler=Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!][align=center]-I don't know what you think of me' date=' but I hope it's X-rated. -If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy? -Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. -Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? -Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to? -What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? -I love every bone in your body - especially mine. -What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.[/align'] lol :lol:More on the Way Peoples! Perfect, just Perfect. especially the last one, best Evah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 alright on the last one awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 If I were to rearrange the Alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 1: May I have ya phone number?2: Yea3: Alright, what is it?4: 325-444-4get it :P5: T_T *cry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Come with me, because this place is too ugly to your beautifulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 If you were a TV show, i'd keep you on 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 [spoiler=Hmm. PG-13?]I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 ITT: People steal my lines. I'm like a game. The more you play with me, the harder I get. xD Another one: Where have I seen you before? Oh, I know, in my perverted dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I've got some good ones;[spoiler=Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!][align=center]-I don't know what you think of me' date=' but I hope it's X-rated. -If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy? -Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. -Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? -Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to? -What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? -I love every bone in your body - especially mine. -What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.[/align'] lol :lol:More on the Way Peoples! Perfect, just Perfect. especially the last one, best Evah. Thanks glad you liked them! (Are they worth a +Rep?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 We'll see, we'll see......... Yea they do earn you a + rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csaman3 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Do you have a quarter?Girl: Yeah, why?So I can call your mom and thank her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 lol :lol:Thanks for the +Rep!I'll get some more EPIC Ones in a mo![spoiler=Epic Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!][align=center]-I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.-(Grab her ass) Pardon me, is this seat taken?-Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! -I'm good at math. U + I = 69-Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.-Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up. -Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.-(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?-What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!-There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?-That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!-Hey, I know you! We went to different schools together.[/align] Red highlighted ones are my Fav! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wow, these are to funny!!! *Walk up to her in a cape and with a top hat* Dude: Hello, i'm a magician and I want to show you a good trick I learned! Chick: Ok? Dude: Now, watch as I make your clothes dissapear!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I like your pink thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 -Baby, I'm the Discovery Channel and you just got cable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Baby, you are smoother than butter on a bald monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekken Ham Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 I see something stuck by your pelvis, lemme get if for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowsmacker Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 hay can you give me your picture, i need to show santa what i want for chrismas. lets play house, youl be the door, i will slam ya all night. cloths at wal-mart are 50% off, cloths at my house are 100% off. {i got all these from my friend} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keros Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 [Grab the butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart Can I have directions?to where?to your heart. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohman123456 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I need some sunglasses cause you're hotter than the Sun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. I have only three months to live... Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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