Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hello, my name is Haywood Jablowme :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I'm Lost! Can I Have Directions To Your House! P.s. Thanks For The +Rep. Some More:Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.Excuse me miss... Do you have a Light? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.Me: You look like my third wife. Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married? Me: Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 ^^Np. *For this one, you have to have a willing girl.**Somehow sprinkle some water or somethin on her.* Then you say, well now look at you! We should get out of these wet clothes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Here's a chocolate bar themed one;[spoiler=lol Pick-Up Line] Lift up your Snickers and I'll give you a Boost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do you wash your pants with windex? Cuz I swear I can see myself in them Some More: If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?Well f*** me if I'm wrong but is your name Bob?Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven." P.S. Cove you are a smooth dude! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Have You Read My New Ones I Put Them In The Same Post.New One:Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huges, kisses) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!Another (I'm On Fire!):Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?I was blinded by your beauty So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.And Finally I was blinded by your beauty So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csaman3 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?Girl: No, do you?Me: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. This is more epic than Pikachu. Gratz. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol, Good One DA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Epic in every possible way You must be a taurus. Cuz it looks like you don't take no bull! Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize youwith your clothes on? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 funk me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchensvberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I Know This Is Obvious But I Haven't Seen It Yet:If I Could Re-Arange The Alphabet I Would Put 'U' And 'I' Together.f*** me if I'm wrong' date=' but isn't your name Gretchensvberg?[/quote']Explain?Don't Get It? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 It's obvious her name isn't Gretchensvberg so she has to funk him!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ How about this then?;You know what would look good on you? Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol, Good One! I Gtg Now So I Guess Not As Many Epic Lines From The Covester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hmmm, wait a minute. You look very familiar. O wait :D I think I know where I've seen you before. In My Dreams!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 You know what would look good on you? Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekken Ham Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 *Write "Beautiful" on a piece of paper and then give it to the girl* Excuse me, but I think you dropped your name tag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do you have a map? Cuz I just keep gettin lost in your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 i bring her to a fire: hey baby you are hotter than this fire ( i throw her in) there now u r twice as hot.okay here is 1 more(i bring up two owls to her) the girl asks: what are those forboy: i just wanted to show them some real hooters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Wow...Just wow.....F*****g hilarious + rep for Cove and Supernova513 for the Epic Winz!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Omg that outfit is hideous! Take it off right now!!! BTW: Thx for the +rep^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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