ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Make the most cheesiest pick-up lines evah and post them hereExample: Good thing I brought my library card cause I'm checking you out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 "If you where a booger I'd pick you first"-Dookey from Jonney Test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Do you have a remote? Cuz you turn me on. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Hehe... you have big boobies.... yea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 It's hot in here, oh wait, you're in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Are u from heavan because i have an erection Ill be the titanic and u can be an iceberg so i can go down on u. *pick flower and bring it to target girl* oh i was just showing this flower how beautifle u are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 ^ Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 YOU IS A PRETTY LADY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramid head Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Are you tired?Cuz youve been runnin in my mind all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I hope you have your license. Cuz your beauty is driving me crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 YOU IS A PRETTY LADY ....... Awsome, and the others all very good espeially the sit on my lap one.^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 You is teh smex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Is your mom a farmer? Cuz you have some nice melons growin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Is your mom a farmer? Cuz you have some nice melons growin! Hahahaha, You crack me up!!^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Alright this one you have to use on two girls: Have y'all heard about that 2 for 1 special? 1 of me, and 2 of y'all, now that's special! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Have you just farted? Because you blew me away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekken Ham Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I lost my virginity, can I have yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Your beauty is like the ground...I'm diggin it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ιϻϻσяταᴌ Ωϻεϛα Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Hahaha they're all hilarious especially the virginty one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Year's. Could I come and visit you in between the holidays? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Year's. Could I come and visit you in between the holidays? :D Too epic to not quote. xD Is your dad a baker, cuz your a cutie pie. :DDo you believe in love at first sight? If not, should I walk by again. xDBlood is red, and water is blue. YOUR A POTATO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 ok these are toooooo funny!!! heres one *you see the girl walking through school* "Are we in a horror movie 'cause all I see is you" *then the chick stares at you then walks away, now your the laughing stock of the whole school* mine isin't that good. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 You Must Work In Subway Cause You Just Gave Me A Foot-Long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.