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Ash is Fate's fool, pre-destined to encounter every Legendary pokemon and participate in every event new to the pokemon universe whilst also being forced to stop the new syndicate who plans on using the current mega-pokemon to take over the world.

 

And the really old pokemon manga had some elements of school in it(I don't usually read manga and if I did it wouldn't be pokemon, but I recall this fact from somewhere) but the anime completely ditched it.

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Ash is Fate's fool' date=' pre-destined to encounter every Legendary pokemon and participate in every event new to the pokemon universe whilst also being forced to stop the new syndicate who plans on using the current mega-pokemon to take over the world. [b']But never getting laid[/b]

 

And the really old pokemon manga had some elements of school in it(I don't usually read manga and if I did it wouldn't be pokemon, but I recall this fact from somewhere) but the anime completely ditched it.

 

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It's kind of weird how Ash never grows any attraction to his many female acquaintances. And how he hasn't aged, or how he hasn't been killed by all the various element attacks he's been bombarded with, or why he gives up his good pokemon, or why he wears the same clothes for an entire season, or how he never evolved Pikachu.

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What the makers didn't want you to see.

 

Ash: See this Pikachu? It's a Thunder Stone!

Pikachu: Pika-Pi! (Wow! Can you use that on me?)

Ash: But I don't want to use this on you. You would be the strongest Pokemon ever and no-one would want that!

Pikachu: Pika.... (But i'm the star.... You would be nothing without me!)

Ash: Besides, I always get the hotties for Jessie whenever she wants to kidnap you. What would she say if you were a Raichu?

Pikachi: PIKA! (Evolve me now!)

Director: Ash, the camera is rolling! Evolve Pikachu now!

Ash: Fine! *Switches the Thunder Stone for a Rock* Oh.. It didn't work.

Pikachu: PIIIKKKKAAAACHUUUUUU! *Zaps Ash* (This is why you never get laid!

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Oh how different it would be if they went with the first idea they had, apparently Clefairy was gonna be Ash's first pokemon if I remember right.

 

Characters don't really age in Anime ever, I mean in DN they added one grey hair to the 2nd oldest main cast member after a 5 year (fast forward section)

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*facepalm*

 

Ok, Since we have all gone into 'Crazy-Mode', discuss this for a minute:

In the 1st series of Pokemon, What is up with Mr.Mime and Jynx?

They are both human-like Pokemon, Mr.Mime is male only(except in Gold) and Jynx is female only. And they are both Psychic-Type. AND THEY BOTH HAVE PRE-FORMS OF EACHOTHER!

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It's kind of weird how Ash never grows any attraction to his many female acquaintances. And how he hasn't aged' date=' [/b']or how he hasn't been killed by all the various element attacks he's been bombarded with, or why he gives up his good pokemon, or why he wears the same clothes for an entire season, or how he never evolved Pikachu.

 

Simple. Ash lacks hormones of any kind, shape or form. And he's immortal. Also since he lacks hormones and is immortal, his brain doesn't actually develop beyond what the People in Black Suits tell him to do.

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*facepalm*

 

Ok' date=' Since we have all gone into 'Crazy-Mode', discuss this for a minute:

In the 1st series of Pokemon, What is up with Mr.Mime and Jynx?

They are [i']both[/i] human-like Pokemon, Mr.Mime is male only(except in Gold) and Jynx is female only. And they are both Psychic-Type. AND THEY BOTH HAVE PRE-FORMS OF EACHOTHER!

 

Jynx was banned from the US for making fun of black people.

i lol'd.

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It's kind of weird how Ash never grows any attraction to his many female acquaintances.

 

Ash is gay. You can tell by all his cross-dressing experiences.

 

 

What the makers didn't want you to see.

 

Ash: See this Pikachu? It's a Thunder Stone!

Pikachu: Pika-Pi! (Wow! Can you use that on me?)

Ash: But I don't want to use this on you. You would be the strongest Pokemon ever and no-one would want that!

Pikachu: Pika.... (But i'm the star.... You would be nothing without me!)

Ash: Besides' date=' I always get the hotties for Jessie whenever she wants to kidnap you. What would she say if you were a Raichu?

Pikachi: PIKA! (Evolve me now!)

Director: Ash, the camera is rolling! Evolve Pikachu now!

Ash: Fine! *Switches the Thunder Stone for a Rock* Oh.. It didn't work.

Pikachu: PIIIKKKKAAAACHUUUUUU! *Zaps Ash* (This is why you never get laid!

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....Anime isn't shot with a camera...and Ash is 10, or 15 (If you want to be technical)

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It's kind of weird how Ash never grows any attraction to his many female acquaintances.

 

Ash is gay. You can tell by all his cross-dressing experiences.

 

 

What the makers didn't want you to see.

 

Ash: See this Pikachu? It's a Thunder Stone!

Pikachu: Pika-Pi! (Wow! Can you use that on me?)

Ash: But I don't want to use this on you. You would be the strongest Pokemon ever and no-one would want that!

Pikachu: Pika.... (But i'm the star.... You would be nothing without me!)

Ash: Besides' date=' I always get the hotties for Jessie whenever she wants to kidnap you. What would she say if you were a Raichu?

Pikachi: PIKA! (Evolve me now!)

Director: Ash, the camera is rolling! Evolve Pikachu now!

Ash: Fine! *Switches the Thunder Stone for a Rock* Oh.. It didn't work.

Pikachu: PIIIKKKKAAAACHUUUUUU! *Zaps Ash* (This is why you never get laid!

[/quote']

 

....Anime isn't shot with a camera...and Ash is 10, or 15 (If you want to be technical)

 

Speaking of, what kind of mother let's their 10 year old only child go off wandering in the wilderness with an oversized mouse?

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Wait, his mom was the one who encouraged him to go on an adventure? I thought it was that old professor who enjoyed getting little children to do his bidding.

 

Also, they should've linked Mr. Mime and Jynx via a baby pokemon instead of giving them different ones. It would evolve with happiness like most baby pokemon and its gender would decide which one it would become.

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