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Vampires vs Zombies vs Robots vs Werewolves


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Vampire is at the bottom of the list, Zombies and Robots have no blood, therefore Vampires main form of attack is not useful against 66% of the enemy.

Zombies come next, They fall apart too easily.

 

Robots Vs. Werewolves

Werewolf can bite Robo, nothing happens.

O SHI- NO FULL MOON. Now werewolfy is a human.

Robo eats Human.

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Vampire is at the bottom of the list' date=' Zombies and Robots have no blood, therefore Vampires main form of attack is not useful against 66% of the enemy.

Zombies come next, They fall apart too easily.

[b'] Yes, but they never die. Making them one of the hardest enenmies to defeat.[/b]

Robots Vs. Werewolves

Werewolf can bite Robo, nothing happens.

O SHI- NO FULL MOON. Now werewolfy is a human.

Robo eats Human.

Werewolves don't just bite, Ok?

 

I'm going to go for Zombies on this one.

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Vampire is at the bottom of the list' date=' Zombies and Robots have no blood, therefore Vampires main form of attack is not useful against 66% of the enemy.

Zombies come next, They fall apart too easily.

[b'] Yes, but they never die. Making them one of the hardest enenmies to defeat.[/b]

Robots Vs. Werewolves

Werewolf can bite Robo, nothing happens.

O SHI- NO FULL MOON. Now werewolfy is a human.

Robo eats Human.

Werewolves don't just bite, Ok?

 

I'm going to go for Zombies on this one.

 

Why are you talking down to me?

 

Zombies fall apart. So what if the can't die? Without legs they can't walk.

Werewolves do bite, big deal. My main point is that they turn back into humans during the day.

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Vampire is at the bottom of the list' date=' Zombies and Robots have no blood, therefore Vampires main form of attack is not useful against 66% of the enemy.

Zombies come next, They fall apart too easily.

[b'] Yes, but they never die. Making them one of the hardest enenmies to defeat.[/b]

Robots Vs. Werewolves

Werewolf can bite Robo, nothing happens.

O SHI- NO FULL MOON. Now werewolfy is a human.

Robo eats Human.

Werewolves don't just bite, Ok?

 

I'm going to go for Zombies on this one.

 

Why are you talking down to me?

 

Zombies fall apart. So what if the can't die? Without legs they can't walk.

Werewolves do bite, big deal. My main point is that they turn back into humans during the day.

I'm not talking down to you.

Zombies, if they can't die, will just keep coming back and eventually outlast all the other contenders.

The Werewolf thing isn't true. They just need to see the Full Moon or Something that looks like a Full Moon.

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-cue gourmet race-

 

Vampires!

Vampires!

Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!

Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!

Vampires!

Vampires!

Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!

Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!Vampires!

 

=D

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Out of these, Robots are better.

 

Vampires cannot bite robots, and all the robots have to do is either take them into the light, stab them with a stake through the heart, or cut off their head. There are also more ways to stave off a vampire than a robot.

 

Zombies can only bash on a robot and make small dents while robots can easily just knock the heads or destroy the brains of the zombies because they are slow moving and have bad reaction times.

 

Werewolves would turn into werewolves only once in a while and during that time the robots can easily kill them. While they are werewolves, robots would have the tactical capabilities to remove their heads or the accuracy to pierce them with a silver projectile.

 

Why no love for pirates, ninjas, or monkeys?

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Out of these' date=' Robots are better.

 

Vampires cannot bite robots, and all the robots have to do is either take them into the light, [b']stab them with a stake through the heart, or cut off their head.[/b] There are also more ways to stave off a vampire than a robot.

 

Anything dies if stabbed in the heart or is decapitated. >_>

A vampire isn't going to attack or fight during the day, so where will your light be coming from? Only sunlight weakens/kills vampires.

 

What kind of robot? Does it have weapons of mass destruction or is it like a Blender? You have to be specific.

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Out of these' date=' Robots are better.

 

Vampires cannot bite robots, and all the robots have to do is either take them into the light, [b']stab them with a stake through the heart, or cut off their head.[/b] There are also more ways to stave off a vampire than a robot.

 

Anything dies if stabbed in the heart or is decapitated. >_>

A vampire isn't going to attack or fight during the day, so where will your light be coming from? Only sunlight weakens/kills vampires.

 

Traditional vampire belief is for them to be stabbed in the heart with specifically a wooden stake, contact with the sun, or decapitation.

Vampire lore speaks of them sleeping during the day, simply carry them outside. I have never heard a single legend where the only way to harm a vampire is sunlight, they are also affected by garlic and crosses, in some lore they are even said to be vulnerable to silver made weapons.

 

Why no love for pirates' date=' ninjas, or monkeys?

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This is about Mythical Creatures.

I'm pretty sure pirates, ninjas and monkeys are real.

 

They would totally win against these guys

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