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The Stupid idiot who thought he could fly

 

 

One day a boy called frAnk had a day out in london.He asked his dad that why can superman can fly and his dad said "because son he has a cape which makes him fly" and the boy said " So if i got a cape from Ebay or down the shop next to our house, i can fly"

His dad said"Yes son"

So the boy rushed down the shop and bought a cheapo rag cape which costs him £95.53 and while he was there he asked the shopkeeper" can this cape make me fly"

Shopkeeper"yes sir its the best top of the range cape worn by superman himself"

 

 

so the boy asked around for the best possible site for flying then

someone said tower bridge or the newlly constructed office site which is the tallest building in the world(not really).

so then the boy got a bus to there and went on the elavator and zoomed to the top of the building

he went to the edge and said "To on finity and beyond!!!"

ANd jumped off........

 

 

 

 

he was actually flying!!!!!

But he was falling down down

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and down

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and suddenly SPLAT

onto the deadly

errmmm....

splinters of a shed in his back garden (ooooooooo. that gotta hurt)

 

 

The End (never copy superman)

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ok

The Story of the cow and the sheep

 

The was once a graceful cow grazing along the grass (like a lawn mowner) when the next day it went evil!!!! It started out when a sheep called sophie was making fun of the cow(like calling the cow fat)

So then the cow went angry and started to use a bazooka to blow up the sheep(that 'll teach you)

 

and then the cow was invincible

the cow joined the worms' wars so that she would

win respect but then a zompie figure of sophie was standing up right and pointing at

the cow and said "FAT"

The cow got pretty steamed up that she bought a new weapon form ebay which was

a Rocket launcher 6000

She encountered the sheep and started to blow up the whoa of the body and the cow organized a group called cows united which meant big time trouble for sheeps

then the sheep,sophie (got turned to a ghost) regreted about calling the cow fat

so sophie went to the cow in a dream and said sorry.........

 

so the cow was sensitive, then the cow called off world sheep donimation

and the sheep and cow nations were united (maybe)

 

but then a cow went to a sheep(WHEN ITS BEEN SHAVED OFF ITS COAT)

and said skinny.........

and you no what happens .......

 

 

 

 

The End(maybe)

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ok then

 

The day clover saw the outside world.....

 

 

There was once a butter container called clover she was a intellingent container than the apple to her in the fridge.

clover asked" Ermm mr apple whats it like in the outside of the fridge"

The apple said"Its kinda like hell really"

Clover said"...Ok well ive decided to go to the open world of beauty and knowlegde thats what banana said well he said "nice hot weather tan and all the glorious things in the world that you can possibly imagine!"

then she said"So hey i wanna go"

Then apple said looking red "Dont say i didnt warn ya"

 

then clover reached out her lid and bumped onto the fridge's door

and down she went blop on to the floor

then a hand reached down and grabbed her

it was a (drum roll please)

A........

 

Boy

 

The boy went down the road and threw it at a passing car

the car wiped clover next to a dog and the dog peed on her (stinky)

then the dog kicked her onto a bike wheel which span her out of control

that she puked on the wheel then she flew into a chinmey(possibly her house)

then she was covered in dirt

and the apple was half bitten beside her

 

THe apple said "see i told ya so"

 

 

THE END

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