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The day the idiot blew up the earth

 

One day there was a boy who was a complete looney or pshco path or noob or etc......

He went up to people asking where he lived and the people who were asked were strangers and his mother USED to say "dont go talk to strangers"

and the boy said "why?"

Mother "because they offer you candy chocolate and all sorts of stuff but in the end you will BE Drugged by them whom are actually are druggys....

and you will be addicted to them like... ermm .... picking ya nose"

and the boy said "why?"

Mother "look here son just dont talk to them and no more Whys and stuff now go to bed!!!"

So then the boy started looking for trouble...

There was a drunk outside a shop and the boy asked "Where do i live"

And the drunk asid " Follow me ill show you to your house"

few minutes later they arrived at a house they entered....

the boy said " Wait a minute this isnt my house are you mr frank from marketing?"

the drunk said "maybe"

the boy said "well See ya later!! im going home"

Drunk"but this is your home"

The boy "oh ok then wheres my mother..!(which was abig mistake)"

Drunk "are you frunk?"(no not frunk from ycm)

Boy said "yes"

drunk"then get the*@$%^ (sorry for the language)out of here i dont want any drunks in my house!!!"

Frunk "but im not......"

Drunk"I dont care !scram!"

so frunk walked down the street and was lost but then he saw an identical house which he thought it was his. He joyfully hopped up and down the road and OOF!

He got hit by a car (you need to look left and right when crossing roads)

then he got stuck to the car on the bonnet and tried to move

but then he glanced ata sign which said "Danger lab up a head"

So then he realised that he was going to get dicected

by mad sceintists

so he used all his will to take all his clothes off except his underwear..

and he ran to the lab to grab some clothes

but he got a bio suit instead

but then a doctor dragged him to an experiment which involed a very hazards drug

he took and ate it

he

ran to the toilet

and puked

and then you started to grow taller by verythig 5 inches

 

he was now a size of the earth and then he saw stars

bright ones he was blinded by the sun and he slid off the earth and the eath was spinning into the sun BANG

the death of the earth

Frunk"ooops..."

 

THe end

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The day the idiot blew up the earth

 

One day there was a boy who was a complete looney or pshco path or noob or etc......

He went up to people asking where he lived and the people who were asked were strangers and his mother USED to say "dont go talk to strangers"

and the boy said "why?"

Mother "because they offer you candy chocolate and all sorts of stuff but in the end you will BE Drugged by them whom are actually are druggys....

and you will be addicted to them like... ermm .... picking ya nose"

and the boy said "why?"

Mother "look here son just dont talk to them and no more Whys and stuff now go to bed!!!"

So then the boy started looking for trouble...

There was a drunk outside a shop and the boy asked "Where do i live"

And the drunk asid " Follow me ill show you to your house"

few minutes later they arrived at a house they entered....

the boy said " Wait a minute this isnt my house are you mr frank from marketing?"

the drunk said "maybe"

the boy said "well See ya later!! im going home"

Drunk"but this is your home"

The boy "oh ok then wheres my mother..!(which was abig mistake)"

Drunk "are you frunk?"(no not frunk from ycm)

Boy said "yes"

drunk"then get the*@$%^ (sorry for the language)out of here i dont want any drunks in my house!!!"

Frunk "but im not......"

Drunk"I dont care !scram!"

so frunk walked down the street and was lost but then he saw an identical house which he thought it was his. He joyfully hopped up and down the road and OOF!

He got hit by a car (you need to look left and right when crossing roads)

then he got stuck to the car on the bonnet and tried to move

but then he glanced ata sign which said "Danger lab up a head"

So then he realised that he was going to get dicected

by mad sceintists

so he used all his will to take all his clothes off except his underwear..

and he ran to the lab to grab some clothes

but he got a bio suit instead

but then a doctor dragged him to an experiment which involed a very hazards drug

he took and ate it

he

ran to the toilet

and puked

and then you started to grow taller by verythig 5 inches

 

he was now a size of the earth and then he saw stars

bright ones he was blinded by the sun and he slid off the earth and the eath was spinning into the sun BANG

the death of the earth

Frunk"ooops..."

 

THe end

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