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Episode 25 was great!

 

YAMI: Huh? Yugi, you little [bleep]! You son of a [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! [bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) hi there.

 

This date is lame, it's such a bore.

I'd rather be home playing card games more and more.

If you ask me, Téa's a whore,

But then that's nothing new, she was like that before.

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Episode 25 was great!

 

YAMI: Huh? Yugi' date=' you little [bleep']! You son of a [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! [bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) hi there.

 

This date is lame, it's such a bore.

I'd rather be home playing card games more and more.

If you ask me, Téa's a whore,

But then that's nothing new, she was like that before.

 

I second that as fav.

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If you are wondering how I got my Millenium Ring back' date=' your just as confused as I am[/quote']

 

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Pegasus must have released Grandpa' date=' This is Super Special Awe[/quote']
Dont say it Yug' date=' it stopped being funny 15 episodes ago![/quote']
You did NOT just say that!!

 

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Come with me and I shall Tell you why i hang donuts from my ears!
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I wonder if yugi's sexy alter ego is thinking about me

 

:D

 

something like that, i thought it was funny...

 

Weird Hair Man: My hair is insulting you!

 

Tristan: My voice gives me super strenght,

 

American man: IN AMERICA!

 

Joey: and now i play this, it allows me to copy any catch phrase i want, in america!

 

Arey ou talking to your self? - no, im talking to the ocean

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I particularly love YGO: TAS.

 

YAMI: Joey, it's time for a surprise attack!

JOEY: No worries, Yug, I got ya back!

YAMI: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?

JOEY: Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue.

YAMI: This is like something out of Dr. Seuss!

TÉA: I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose!

BAKURA: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey!

TRISTAN: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!

 

Tristan: Its Magic! Burn the Witch!

 

DUKE DEVLIN: We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters - a game of my own creation. (demonstrates) We each take it in turns to draw dice.

YAMI: So it's just like Duel Monsters.

DUKE DEVLIN: Then we use our dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.

YAMI: So it's just like Duel Monsters.

DUKE DEVLIN: Both opponents are given three heart points and when they run out the game is-

YAMI: (interrupts) So it's just like Duel Monsters.

DUKE DEVLIN: Hey stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters.

YAMI: Prove it then!

DUKE DEVLIN: (long pause) ...My game uses dice.

 

DUKE DEVLIN: There is, like, no way you could have beaten Pegasus without cheating. He was my idol! I've tried my whole life to be just as masculine as he is!

YAMI: That would explain a lot.

 

MARIK: We meet again, Pharaoh! Finally, after all this time, I will destroy you!

JOEY: Aw, crap, he's gone all Psycho Mantis on us!

MARIK: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Marik. And I am in charge of the most feared animé organization known to man!

YAMI: The Samurai Pizza Cats?

MARIK: Yes... wait, no, not the [EFF!]ing Samurai Pizza Cats! I'm talking about the Rare Hunters! With their help, I shall steal back which is most precious to you!

 

MAKO: I am not a freaky fish guy!

 

And one of the most epic...

 

MARIK: Yes, you see, Pharaoh? With my Millennium Rod, I can force people to break dance! See how he pops and locks against his will? Truly I am a formidable opponent!

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One of my favourites

Ishizu: Look at this kiaba

Kiaba: Oh my god a giant rock. It's a rock and it's giant

 

Bakura: My gay-dar is sensing smoe powerfull energy and its all mine. Rtas i knew i should of charged the battetries before i wnet out.

 

Kiaba: Screw the money. i have rules. Wait. let me say that again.

 

and my most fave

"Shut up mokuba"

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Kaiba: This airship is roughly one third the size of my ego!

 

Explorer: Oh No, we're trapped! Quick, everyone drink your urine!

Explorer 2: Shouldn't we just wait for help...?

Explorer: Shut up and drink your urine!

 

Rex: Hey, Weevil, it's your mon (AT MAI)

Weevil: Ohhhh, yeah.. He-hehe

 

Zorc: Ah, look at his little nose! I want to hug him!

Teddy: TOUCH ME AND DIE, UNCLEAN ONE!!

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EYGPTIAN RAGE! - Yugi

How is that different from Brooklyn Rage? - Joey

Because I said Eygptian. - Yugi

 

I was bored so I decided to come here and look at things that are almost as old as I am - Grandpa Moto

 

Hak....Hakunhakun.....Hakuna Matata? Look, i'm just gonna call you Bob, Okay? - Marik

*Mumbling* - Bob

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thiers to many to list. yugioh the aberiged series is the best aberiged ever. little kuriboh started it, and thanks to his fans it still lives on and grows.

 

thiers to many to list so i will list the top 20

 

1 seto kiba: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY

2 seto kiba: IME TO RICH TO DIE

3: set kiba: wait how did i climb this mountain with this suitcase, and how did i get here, into the kiba cave {batman music starts}

4: seto kiba: AHH THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! my mortal enemy{mine to}

5: yugi:TATATATATATAT PUBERTY POWER!!!!

6: yugi: bullying is just wrong, blowing peoples minds up with magical powers is A OK!!

 

7 bakora: YES...IME SPIDER MAN.

 

8: tea; OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK

 

9: bakura: heres my favorite card{pulls out sepiroth card and demonic music gets super strong} WOOPS WRONG 1.

 

10: joey: I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE WEARING A DRESS, I REGRET NOTHING.

 

11: yugi: its a shame rich megalamaniacs are imune from the law, otherwise we could just call the police{so true}

 

12: seto kiba: AND EXACLY 1 WEEK FROM TODAY{finger gets cut off by helicopter blade} AAHHHH MY FINGER IT CAME CLEAN OFF

 

13: henchment: HAULT OR WE WILL SHOOT YOU WITH ARE INVISABLE GUNS.

 

14: yugi:THAT MAKO GUY WAS A f**KING PHYCOPATH.

 

15: {opening} yugi: WHO KEEPS THROWING THESE CARDS AT ME, SERIOUSLY ITS NOT FUNNY.

 

16: {opening} yugi:ACULY I DO SMOKE MARAJUANA ITS GOOOOOD STUFF

 

17: the yugios comercial thing.

 

18: kimo:MY HAIR IS..{kiba flips him} BEING ASSULT IT.

 

19: tristan: MY HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH{flips} Kimo: YES BUT MY HAIR ALLOWS ME TO DEFY GRAVITY{makes like 50 ft leep}

 

20: joey: AHH IT WONT BUDGE ITS MADE FROM PURE CARDBORED.

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