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1. Kaiba and gay clowns.

2. Mega Ultra Chicken

3. Screw the rules, I have money

4. Screw the money, I have rules

5. Screw the yules, I have money

6. Holy s**t on a f*****g sandwich

7. She'll sing disney songs and birds will randomly attack you

8. POSSESED TEDDY BEAR: Your mother plays card games in hell

9. They know my secret! I'll just have to kill them all

 

^My Fav Jokes^

 

Oh!

10. Screw the rules, I have green hair!

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Mega Ultra Chicken

Screw the rules' date=' I have money

Screw the money, I have rules

Screw the yules, I have money

She'll sing disney songs and birds will randomly attack you

POSSESED TEDDY BEAR: Your mother plays card games in hell

^My Fav Jokes^ Oh!

Screw the rules, I have green hair!

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"I see' date=' then the only possible way to defeat you is to spoil every single plot twist in existence!"

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One of my favourites...."In America!"

Oh and this.....monologue....

Yami: Hey look at me I'm seto kaiba, I have a dragon fetish and sound like brock from pokemon...Screw the rules I'm in love with nurse Joy...(some seconds Later)kaiba Must Die..

Yugi: But what would grampa say?

Grandpa's Spirit: yuuuuuuugi kill that *****************

 

After beating yugi...

Kaiba: I knew my Emo Strategy would work...............Lol

 

And many others....XD

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Yugi: Well, at least I'm NOT ADOPTED!

Kaiba: What-DID-YOU-JUST SAY.

Yugi: Sorry, Did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and go cry to mommy? Oh! Thats right you don't have one!

Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist but if you continue to act like a petulant child I--

Yugi: Look, I'm Seto Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the Rules! I'm in love with Nurse Joy!

Kaiba: That's it Muto, you're F**KING DEAD!

Serious ROTFLMAO moment.

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Yugi: Well' date=' at least I'm NOT ADOPTED!

Kaiba: What-DID-YOU-JUST SAY.

Yugi: Sorry, Did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and go cry to mommy? Oh! Thats right you don't have one!

Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist but if you continue to act like a petulant child I--

Yugi: Look, I'm Seto Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the Rules! I'm in love with Nurse Joy!

Kaiba: That's it Muto, you're F**KING DEAD!

Serious ROTFLMAO moment.

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Yeah...That one was great...IN AMERICA!

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I like almost every joke in Abridged. But I like the intro to the first movie:

 

YUGI: (Thinking) Oh my God! Such visions of horror! Such unimaginable evil! And what's that?! Oh, it's just Kuriboh. Ahh!

*He-Man music plays in background*

YUGI: By the power of Greyskull!

*Transforms*

YAMI: I have the power! *Kuriboh dives at him* Get your hairy balls out of my face! Mind Crush! In stereo!

YUGI: Phew! I'm glad that's over with.

 

Lol, I also like the "Kaiba is adopted" mentioned above, and "It's raping time!"

 

EDIT: GRANDPA HAD A HEART ATTACK AT THE AGE OF 87. TO HIS DISMAY, HE SURVIVED. xD

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Mine has to be any Bakura Joke.

 

"Gang way! Women and Shemales first!!!"

*Bakura is run over.*

"Oh Bullocks!"

"It got Bakura!"

"Good!"

"I shall avenge his death!" Tristan turns around.

"My Voice gives me super-strength!" The boulder pops.

"Holy Sh!t it really does!!!"

 

^^^^^^^^^

Epic win right there.

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you forgot

Grandpa: Yugi are you are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?

Yugi: No grandpa!!!

 

and my favourite of the movie...

Anubis appears behind kaiba:

Atem: Look out kaiba the is a naked man behind you..

Anubis is holding Kaiba by the head...

Kaiba: Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis.

Anubis throw kaiba

Kaiba: Oooooh I looked...

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