CrabHelmet Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Let's see: Hancock - First half is straightforward and mindless. Second half throws in random plot twists about angels or something that don't even make sense. Iron Man - The biggest plot hole in the movie is actually bellowed by one of the characters. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! Also, why did the public decide to label him a superhero? They don't know the backstory; all they saw was two mecha fighting in the middle of a highway, disrupting traffic. WALL-E - Another of these movies designed to print money by following the same old formulas. The plot twist of the main character dying and then surviving might be surprising if it wasn't used in every single movie ever. Vantage Point - It's Run Lola Run except worse. Twilight - From what I've heard, even the actors hated this movie, and just did it for the money. And that's terrible. At any rate, the premise is stupid, it has no plot, and it's boring, pointless, and some other negative adjectives. Get Smart - First the Pink Panther, now this. Stop digging up old comedy-detective-spy-thing franchises and ruining them. The Happening - Most anvilicious movie ever. Every bloody scene is all BE ENVIRONMENT NICE TASTIC OR EARTH KILL YOU. Of course, whenever movies try this, it falls flat. I mean, saving the environment is important, but apparently writers can only convey this with ridiculous situations like "Save the environment or the planet will murder you". Star Trek IV did this too, with "Save the whales or a giant space whale will destroy the world", and it was an even-numbered movie, making it one of the less bad ones. Cloverfield - Nice idea, showing us how ordinary people would simply try to not die during a monster attack. Poor execution, especially due to the lack of resolution. The Dark Knight - He claims to not have a plan, but everything the Joker does is ridiculously planned out, to the point of almost requiring psychic powers for him to have figured out how so many factors would fall into place. Ah, well, it's still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Happening was definitely the worse movie of last year So bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Out of these DK was the only good one.The Happening was definitely the worse movie of last year So bad... Worst movie then Twilight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Out of these DK was the only good one.The Happening was definitely the worse movie of last year So bad... Worst movie then Twilight? Worse than Twilight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Out of these DK was the only good one.The Happening was definitely the worse movie of last year So bad... Worst movie then Twilight? Worse than Twilight Oh noazes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarlet Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Twilight - From what I've heard, even the actors hated this movie, and just did it for the money. And that's terrible. At any rate, the premise is stupid, it has no plot, and it's boring, pointless, and some other negative adjectives. theres my issue, it's a decent movie, I haven't read the books, but I know for a fact that this butchers them, but I still found the movie quite entertaining... (I went with a group of friends, which may have eased boredem) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Somebody remember The Day the Earth Stood Still. Absolute best way to murder an epic predecessor. To Crab: I was actually amazed by Wall-E. Sure, same garish manufactured plot, but I contend it stand with The Dark Knight for this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Their are some good movies actually but the huge number of bad movies ruined it =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I actually liked Get Smart and Iron Man. Of the other ones, I obviously own The Dark Knight, but was forced to see Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Oh Crab, Oh Crab, Oh Crab. You didn't even mention High School Musical 3...... Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 stupid HSM3 DIE, DIE AND DIE AGAIN!! What is this? With the power of eternal Micky mouse evil, it is ressurected to make more SEQUALS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Get Smart and Pink Panther were not ruined. Though the Pink Panther sequel will probably ruin it. As for Iron Man, it's usually safe to assume that a mecha holds some sort of super-hero prestige. It was decent for an introduction movie. Wall-E was good, and definitely original. I do agree that the part at the end was stupid and predictable, but the rest was fun and the message was nice. And Joker didn't really mean that…If he told Harvey he planned everything out that wouldn't exactly help destroy his mind, especially since he would just kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitchblack64 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 the DARK KNIGHT was sweet and Iron Man was cool but Vantage Point was 2 confusing cause it switched to much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Dk was the only decent movie from that year. theres a couple movies you missed...but they weren't to huge here in the U.S. alot of superhero movies mainly..... But what about the Hulk...you never discussed that in the first post. The main problem with Hancock.....the cover gives away the supposed...big twist....major marketing fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Twilight, Iron Man, and The Dark Knight were not bad movies. And Obidia said "with a bunch of scraps" I'm pretty sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 What about Kung Fu Panda?It was a lot better than than that c****y Shrek the Third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Some of those, I thought were pretty good. =/ Lets hope 2009 is better. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ruby Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Some of those' date=' I thought were pretty good. =/ Lets hope 2009 is better. ^_^[/quote'] 2009 is the Video Game Them. Let's hope they don't ruin any of our great games =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 What about Kung Fu Panda?It was a lot better than than that c****y Shrek the Third. And still crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Star Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I agree except for Get Smart. I think that was a hilarious movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liger Zero Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I agree except for Get Smart. I think that was a hilarious movie. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I'm hoping they make a Godzilla VS Cloverfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I'm hoping they make a Godzilla VS Cloverfield Been asked a million times, NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I'm hoping they make a Godzilla VS Cloverfield Been asked a million times' date=' NO.[/quote'] Why not? A battle between two well known Kaiju. Godzilla is the obvious winner, but it'll still be epic. That and we get to see them blow sheet up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I heard they're making a remake of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street this year.Inkheart comes out today. I hope it's good :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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