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How often do you lie?  

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  1. 1. How often do you lie?



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We can hook you up to the lie detector and watch you humiliate yourself just like in the Simpsons ep:

 

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?

Moe: No!

(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie.)

Moe: Okay, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!

(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth.)

Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! (buzz) Odd date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) Alright! I'm just going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! (buzz) Sears catalog. (ding) Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

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I only lie to people in my town, and not the people on the net, unless I know they live in the same town but it also depends on the person to whom I lie to. I never lie to friends (I count everyone on this site as a friend even if they hate me or if I hate them). I never lie to people I can trust(does not apply to dentist/orthodontist).

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I only lie to people in my town' date=' and not the people on the net, unless I know they live in the same town but it also depends on the person to whom I lie to. I never lie to friends (I count everyone on this site as a friend even if they hate me or if I hate them). I never lie to people I can trust(does not apply to dentist/orthodontist).

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That's going to backfire on you big time someday if you lie to your dentist.

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Both lies and truth can hurt anybody,but i prefer being sincere to people.:)

Although,sometimes i may lie to ''protect'' someone,if i think it's right to.

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