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Cryptid Hunters, "Hunting For The Truth". U CANT HANDLE TEH TRUTH


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sup rua im back from the dead (being banned) and i wanna join

name:300amirz

other clubs ive been in: im about to be in digimon arcadia

fav cryptid:lochness monster but since that kids got it ima have to go wit Champ

Reason i chose this cryptid: well i love lake monsters and such especaily nessie but since i cant have nessie im gonna settle for champ cuz hes coolio lol

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~ If Yoda was a Cryptid ~

 

Bob: Hey Jimmy! Let's go to the spooky forest over there!

Jimmy: Yea!

*They go into spooky forest*

Bob: Wow this is scary!

Jimmy: Yea!

???: Foooooooooooorceeeeee...

Bob: What was that?

Jimmy: Dunno.

??? Foooooooooooooooooooooooorce...

Bob: I'm scared...

Jimmy: What's that!

*Hooded Yoda in Hut*

Bob: OMG IT's YODA!

Jimmy: NO WAI.

Yoda: Use the force you must!

Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jimmy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*They run away*

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Black Shack: Helloh! We're back to...

 

~ How to Cook Humans in 666 ways! ~

 

BS: First choose your meat. I personally like the young males around 21 yrs old.

*Gets guy*

BS: Now let's see what we're going to cook...

*Looks through Cook Book*

BS: Shishkabab!

Guy: Crap.

BS: First we have to grill our meat!

*Throughs guy on grill, sets it on 666 degrees*

BS: We'll see our results after these comercial messages!

 

~Commercials~

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