fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Psh, gas bubbles. Also, link to Dragon Triangle now. Alright guys, I got us a topic. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids We go down that list, and make a Conspiracy Theory for EVERY. SINGLE. CRYPTID. Then, Kain or I will make a list with all of our theories. Totally. First one, Adjule, GOGOGOGOGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Genius Fenrir Genius. OK Adjule: A Canine cryptid in North Africa? Doesn't make sense. Its the Government just trying to scare oil out of the East. When the natives flee, we grab the oil, raising economy. Thats my Conspiracy Theory ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 No, the only strange part about that is that African Wild Dogs are extinct there. Therefor, they have evolved into African MOLE Wild Dogs. Currently, the Mole People are using them to steal our chickenz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yes, but think about it. There are less chickens there then there are here. SO, the African Gov Dogs are here to steal Oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yes' date=' but think about it. There are less chickens there then there are here. SO, the African Gov Dogs are here to steal Oil.[/quote'] Fool, Mole people use chickens as oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Agogwe: Is actually a group of orangutans trained by H. P. Lovecraft to work with paper (they call them Origamitan). They always walk in 2 legs just in case they found a piece of paper they can pick it up. Lovecraft released them in Africa to start creating a background for a new book he was about to write before Cthulu gave him cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yes' date=' but think about it. There are less chickens there then there are here. SO, the African Gov Dogs are here to steal Oil.[/quote'] Fool, Mole people use chickens as oil. So, the Mole People Government then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yes' date=' but think about it. There are less chickens there then there are here. SO, the African Gov Dogs are here to steal Oil.[/quote'] Fool, Mole people use chickens as oil. So, the Mole People Government then? Bingo. So we have the Adjules down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Agogwe. GOGOGOGOGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm going to wing this and totally disprove Saikano's theory. Because I'm an ass like that. The Agogwe are actually highly advanced 'nudist gnomes'. You see, when Gnomes were evolving from moles, certain ones bred with humanapes, thus creating Agogwes. The Agogwe decided to live in jungles and sheet without technology, and thus in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm going to wing this and totally disprove Saikano's theory. Because I'm an ass like that. The Agogwe are actually highly advanced 'nudist gnomes'. You see' date=' when Gnomes were evolving from moles, certain ones bred with humanapes, thus creating Agogwes. The Agogwe decided to live in jungles and s*** without technology, and thus in peace.[/quote'] You shouldn't include moles in all your theories. They do nothing. But in the other hand, the wombats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm going to wing this and totally disprove Saikano's theory. Because I'm an ass like that. The Agogwe are actually highly advanced 'nudist gnomes'. You see' date=' when Gnomes were evolving from moles, certain ones bred with humanapes, thus creating Agogwes. The Agogwe decided to live in jungles and s*** without technology, and thus in peace.[/quote'] You shouldn't include moles in all your theories. They do nothing. But in the other hand, the wombats... Moles are quite common in conspiracy theories. They are a 'Deus ex Machina' so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I agree with Fenrirs theory. Fenrir, would you consider me a FRIEND? *Insert Puppy Eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I agree with Fenrirs theory. Fenrir' date=' would you consider me a FRIEND? *Insert Puppy Eyes*[/quote'] DO I SENSE SUCKUP? yessurewhynot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Lol, no, just wanted to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 What about mole-people? Does anyone think of the mole poeple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 What about mole-people? Does anyone think of the mole poeple? The Fantastic 4 know how to deal with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 What about mole-people? Does anyone think of the mole poeple? The Fantastic 4 know how to deal with them. The fantastic 4 aren't real XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 What about mole-people? Does anyone think of the mole poeple? The Fantastic 4 know how to deal with them. The fantastic 4 aren't real XD In the comics they fight the molemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Incognito:. Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Username:awesomemaxOther Clubs you've been in:Prehistoric Club and don't remember I think a few others...Fav Cryptid:Queensland TigerWhy you choose this Cryptid:I like cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Accepted. But you should have Cryptid Knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm happy to see this club active again. I was about to post something like this:IT'S DEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I know. Its all thanks to the new Banned kid. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Professor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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