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Atlantis existed' date=' for sure, but not as anyone probably thought. Through increasing manipulation of the then-flimsy Ancient World real estate market, an Illuminati like organization of the finest real estate agents of the Ancient World in order to preserve the collapsing market forged Atlantis out of the fires of Hephaestus' forges and activated by Talos himself, who subsequently disappeared forever. And, building a prime estate of terraces, lawns and ancient Egyptian laser beams and residence within a school zone thousands of Greek citizens flocked to land a spot within Atlantian Meadows Unlimited.

 

But, the God Zeus, displeased by the massive inflation of real estate compared to the godly smite stock market, eliminated competition by decreasing it's overall value by bombing the crap out of it. Due to the seeming high amount of vandals and anger of Zeus himself Atlantis dropped a couple points and boarded up and up for sale as apartments, until eventually becoming insignificant and the Real Estate Market crashed in the 1030s, sparking off the Great Depression.

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This post lacks Lizardmen.

 

AGAIN.

 

...or does it?

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Atlantis existed' date=' for sure, but not as anyone probably thought. Through increasing manipulation of the then-flimsy Ancient World real estate market, an Illuminati like organization of the finest real estate agents of the Ancient World in order to preserve the collapsing market forged Atlantis out of the fires of Hephaestus' forges and activated by Talos himself, who subsequently disappeared forever. And, building a prime estate of terraces, lawns and ancient Egyptian laser beams and residence within a school zone thousands of Greek citizens flocked to land a spot within Atlantian Meadows Unlimited.

 

But, the God Zeus, displeased by the massive inflation of real estate compared to the godly smite stock market, eliminated competition by decreasing it's overall value by bombing the crap out of it. Due to the seeming high amount of vandals and anger of Zeus himself Atlantis dropped a couple points and boarded up and up for sale as apartments, until eventually becoming insignificant and the Real Estate Market crashed in the 1030s, sparking off the Great Depression.

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This post lacks Lizardmen.

 

AGAIN.

 

...or does it?

 

of cour-

 

....

 

i c wut u did thar

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Atlantis existed' date=' for sure, but not as anyone probably thought. Through increasing manipulation of the then-flimsy Ancient World real estate market, an Illuminati like organization of the finest real estate agents of the Ancient World in order to preserve the collapsing market forged Atlantis out of the fires of Hephaestus' forges and activated by Talos himself, who subsequently disappeared forever. And, building a prime estate of terraces, lawns and ancient Egyptian laser beams and residence within a school zone thousands of Greek citizens flocked to land a spot within Atlantian Meadows Unlimited.

 

But, the God Zeus, displeased by the massive inflation of real estate compared to the godly smite stock market, eliminated competition by decreasing it's overall value by bombing the crap out of it. Due to the seeming high amount of vandals and anger of Zeus himself Atlantis dropped a couple points and boarded up and up for sale as apartments, until eventually becoming insignificant and the Real Estate Market crashed in the 1030s, sparking off the Great Depression.

[/quote']

 

This post lacks Lizardmen.

 

AGAIN.

 

...or does it?

 

of cour-

 

....

 

i c wut u did thar

 

:twisted:

 

Of course you did. Double meaning FTW?

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All I mean was that everything was around America. Cause' date=' y'know, America's the center of the Earth and stuff.

 

...

 

Is that what you got?

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But there is nothing interesting in the center of the earth. Look at Paraguay. It's at the center of the surface.

 

Or is there?

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