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Cryptid Hunters, "Hunting For The Truth". U CANT HANDLE TEH TRUTH


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I don't understand the conversation. If it's about being crazy becuase of a conspiracy theory' date=' then yes, you will be considered crazy.

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Psh.

 

Making an insane conspiracy theory does not make you crazy.

 

Because if you play your cards right, everyone else will look like a total idiot.

 

If your theory is right.

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It's all a cover up for the government's time travel experiments after stealing the technology from a crashed alien space shuttle that landed in Roswell which is really a cover up for the fact that government agents sniff pixie dust which is in itself a cover up for the REAL truth which is-

 

~This message has been edited by the CIA, FBI, NSA, Secret Service, CESIS, MI5, MI6 and CSI for lies and slander~

 

~Hey, wait a minute, what the hell? This is our gig, CIA, GTFO!~

 

~What the hell, FBI? WHAT. THE. HELL. This was our job, government secrets, remember?~

 

~Holy crap, CIA and FBI are here? Hi guys~

 

~Oh god, NSA~

 

~Wow, were all like hanging out together. This is so cool! Wanna go play Poker tomorrow~

 

~RUUUUUUUUN AAAAAAAWAAAAAAY~

 

On another note, can I become ACTIVE now? :P

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It's all a cover up for the government's time travel experiments after stealing the technology from a crashed alien space shuttle that landed in Roswell which is really a cover up for the fact that government agents sniff pixie dust which is in itself a cover up for the REAL truth which is-

 

~This message has been edited by the CIA' date=' FBI, NSA, Secret Service, CESIS, MI5, MI6 and CSI for lies and slander~

 

~Hey, wait a minute, what the hell? This is [i']our[/i] gig, CIA, GTFO!~

 

~What the hell, FBI? WHAT. THE. HELL. This was our job, government secrets, remember?~

 

~Holy crap, CIA and FBI are here? Hi guys~

 

~Oh god, NSA~

 

~Wow, were all like hanging out together. This is so cool! Wanna go play Poker tomorrow~

 

~RUUUUUUUUN AAAAAAAWAAAAAAY~

 

On another note, can I become ACTIVE now? :P

 

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It's all a cover up for the government's time travel experiments after stealing the technology from a crashed alien space shuttle that landed in Roswell which is really a cover up for the fact that government agents sniff pixie dust which is in itself a cover up for the REAL truth which is-

 

~This message has been edited by the CIA' date=' FBI, NSA, Secret Service, CESIS, MI5, MI6 and CSI for lies and slander~

 

~Hey, wait a minute, what the hell? This is [i']our[/i] gig, CIA, GTFO!~

 

~What the hell, FBI? WHAT. THE. HELL. This was our job, government secrets, remember?~

 

~Holy crap, CIA and FBI are here? Hi guys~

 

~Oh god, NSA~

 

~Wow, were all like hanging out together. This is so cool! Wanna go play Poker tomorrow~

 

~RUUUUUUUUN AAAAAAAWAAAAAAY~

 

On another note, can I become ACTIVE now? :P

 

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Topic is stupid and egotistical.

 

New Topic: Atlantis

 

GOGOGOGOGOGO

Relax i was just kidding.

 

Good topic though......i believe there actually were atlantians' date=' and that there was indeed an anciet civilization. Did you know in the bahamas theres a resort called Atlantis, that actually has a program where you can dive under water and see ancient artifacts..has anyone been there, if so please pm me, because for christmas vacation me ad the fam are thinking about going there =']

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It's all a cover up for the government's time travel experiments after stealing the technology from a crashed alien space shuttle that landed in Roswell which is really a cover up for the fact that government agents sniff pixie dust which is in itself a cover up for the REAL truth which is-

 

~This message has been edited by the CIA' date=' FBI, NSA, Secret Service, CESIS, MI5, MI6 and CSI for lies and slander~

 

~Hey, wait a minute, what the hell? This is [i']our[/i] gig, CIA, GTFO!~

 

~What the hell, FBI? WHAT. THE. HELL. This was our job, government secrets, remember?~

 

~Holy crap, CIA and FBI are here? Hi guys~

 

~Oh god, NSA~

 

~Wow, were all like hanging out together. This is so cool! Wanna go play Poker tomorrow~

 

~RUUUUUUUUN AAAAAAAWAAAAAAY~

 

On another note, can I become ACTIVE now? :P

 

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Atlantis existed, for sure, but not as anyone probably thought. Through increasing manipulation of the then-flimsy Ancient World real estate market, an Illuminati like organization of the finest real estate agents of the Ancient World in order to preserve the collapsing market forged Atlantis out of the fires of Hephaestus' forges and activated by Talos himself, who subsequently disappeared forever. And, building a prime estate of terraces, lawns and ancient Egyptian laser beams and residence within a school zone thousands of Greek citizens flocked to land a spot within Atlantian Meadows Unlimited.

 

But, the God Zeus, displeased by the massive inflation of real estate compared to the godly smite stock market, eliminated competition by decreasing it's overall value by bombing the crap out of it. Due to the seeming high amount of vandals and anger of Zeus himself Atlantis dropped a couple points and boarded up and up for sale as apartments, until eventually becoming insignificant and the Real Estate Market crashed in the 1030s, sparking off the Great Depression.

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Atlantis existed' date=' for sure, but not as anyone probably thought. Through increasing manipulation of the then-flimsy Ancient World real estate market, an Illuminati like organization of the finest real estate agents of the Ancient World in order to preserve the collapsing market forged Atlantis out of the fires of Hephaestus' forges and activated by Talos himself, who subsequently disappeared forever. And, building a prime estate of terraces, lawns and ancient Egyptian laser beams and residence within a school zone thousands of Greek citizens flocked to land a spot within Atlantian Meadows Unlimited.

 

But, the God Zeus, displeased by the massive inflation of real estate compared to the godly smite stock market, eliminated competition by decreasing it's overall value by bombing the crap out of it. Due to the seeming high amount of vandals and anger of Zeus himself Atlantis dropped a couple points and boarded up and up for sale as apartments, until eventually becoming insignificant and the Real Estate Market crashed in the 1030s, sparking off the Great Depression.

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AGAIN.

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