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Arrgh I Want To Rip This Card!

This card cannot be activated. Ignore this and activate it anyway. Do all of the following:

Dance ridiculously in front of your opponent. Beg. Give all your money. Rip your self off by buying every useless thing you know of. Break into The Home For The Mentally Challenged and demonstrate you absurdity. Say "I Will Obey" and munch on people. Get an army of evil chickens. Report to HMNISGwahahaha's Orbiting Base Of Operations (OBOO). You want to rip this card but you can't, you are now one of my minions. Now go print more copies of this card. When you successfully brainwash every one you know, report back to me. Ignore the previous effects of this card and go suicide.

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Your dream is here!

Trap Card

 

You can activate this card when you score a goal in your next football game. Win every Duel you play.

 

Ultra Counter

Counter Card

 

Increase your Life Points by 99999999 points. Remove all cards your opponent has (Deck, hand, field, Graveyard) from play. Then, laugh your opponent's pants off!

 

Numa Numa Dance of Destiny

Spell Card

 

Win the Duel. Tear off every card in your opponent's Deck and dance to Numa Numa Dance Song to your opponent until he/she dies.

 

Destiny Hero Winner Guy

Dark Fiend Lv1 ATK 2500 DEF 2500

 

When this card is summoned, activate this card's effect. You win and lose and win and lose and win and lose and win and lose and win and lose and win. Then take over the world by paying 2 of your Life Points!

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Stupid Messed-Up Yugioh Anime Duel

 

Your opponent go's insane after watching too many GX episodes. Special Summon 1 monster from your deck and make a model of that monster out of clay. Your opponent must go to the shadow realm. If your opponent does not, kick them in the **** and nick their cards.

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inflict 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.... points of damage to your opponents lifepoints

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Card Name: Fountain of Youth

Effect: Turns your Opponent into a baby, which on the positive side makes you win the duel but on the negative you have to babysit him for free until he gets back to his orginal age.

 

Card Name: Raging Purist

Effect: Your Opponent must try to win an arguement with a guy/girl who is a total purist on something, if your Opponent loses he loses 1,000,000 lifepoints, if he wins give him $1,000,000.

 

Card Name: I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

Effect: You and your Opponent must enter into a Fried Chicken eating contest, the winner wins the duel.

 

Card Name: I hate Mondays!

Effect: If today is Monday do something stupid and embaressing in front of your friend and you lose 10,000 Lifepoints

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