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Name: Slap Attack

Type: Quick-Play Spell

Effect: Reach over and slap your opponent. If you miss' date=' you lose the duel.

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MASSIVE AWESOMENESS THERE.

 

Quick-Play Spell card: Ro Sham Bo

 

Play Rock Paper Scissors with your opponent. If you win,destroy one card on the field. If your opponent wins, they choose a card on the field and destroy it, and then one card is discarded from your hand of the opponent's choice.

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Eat your opponent's deck' date=' however many cards you eat x1000000 is inflicted to opponent's Life Points.

 

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hed be all like "AHHHH YOU BE EATIN MAH DECK SHTOP EET!!!!!" and youd be all like "mmmmmm..yum yum yum

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Deathwish

Spell

Quick Play

When this card is activated, remove your deck from the field, find the dulist with the bigest muscles, and promptly insult his mother, his masculinity, then take his cards and tear as many as you can in many many peices, if you live to tell the tale of this day, you win the duel.

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Totally pointless this one

 

Go to your opponents house and ask their dad for a screw driver take the screwdriver, shove it in the opponents nose and then set fire to your pants then do a fart on the screwdriver and since your methane from your fart inflicted to your pants a big inferno comes and destroys you and inflicts nothing on your opponent

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