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Come up with some of the most ridiculous, outrageously stupid card effects and post them here. This thread is meant to be humorous, so laugh a little bit after seeing some crazy card effects.

 

Here some I came up with, more to come.

 

INFINITY DRAW:

Draw 15,000 cards from your deck.

 

 

2 Turn Win:

Discard one card from your hand, you win the duel in 2 turns.

 

Critical Damage:

Inflict 9000 points of damage to your opponent's life points.

 

Cross Exchange:

Each player exchanges their decks with each other.

 

Infinite Summon:

Summon as many monsters as you want. Monsters can also be summoned in the Spell/Trap Cards zone.

 

Invincible:

You cannot loose a duel under any circumstances.

 

A New Life: Increase your life Points by 100,000.

 

No Summon:

Destroy all monsters that were Normal Summoned, Special Summoned, or Flip Summoned. Also no monsters can be Normal Summoned, Special Summoned, or Flip Summoned.

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Best OTK:

 

Microwave your opponent's cards and rip all cards from his side deck...Special summon all monsters from your fusion deck...If you used this effect during your Main Phase 1, your opponent loses life points equal to the Combined ATK of your monsters...Once per turn, you can throw a pie at your opponent's face...

 

 

Pretty cool eh??

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Best OTK:

 

Microwave your opponent's cards and rip all cards from his side deck...Special summon all monsters from your fusion deck...If you used this effect during your Main Phase 1' date=' your opponent loses life points equal to the Combined ATK of your monsters...Once per turn, you can throw a pie at your opponent's face...

 

 

Pretty cool eh??

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Absolutely outrageous. Funny.:D

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Here's one.

 

This card can only be activated if you have "Petite Angel" on your side of the field.

 

When this card is activated, you lose half of your life points. Then inflict 100 damage to your life points for each card on your opponent's side of the field. Draw 1 card, destroy one monster and one spell or trap card on you side of the field, and inflict 100 damage to your opponent.

 

Lawl.

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Total Destruction:

 

Once per turn, you can light your opponent's deck on fire. If your opponent has 2 or more monsters on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster. Each turn during your Standby Phase you can and must Lick the selected card. This card cannot be destroyed by battle if it has been sent to the graveyard already. If this card attacks and your opponent is breathing, place 1 "Barrel Counter" on this card, if this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent while there are 3 or more "Barrel Counters" on this card, Shoot your opponent.

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Demise:

 

Slap your opponent. If you have a monster(s) on the field, slap your opponent one additionnal time for each one. If your opponent is still alive during the end phase, take 1 Shuriken and slice your opponent's face. This card cannot be negated.

 

Bake me!:

 

Fart on your opponent's cards. If your opponent activates a spell card, take 1 peanut and throw it at his/her face. If you used this effect, go upstairs and Bake a Cake for your opponent. If the cake is perfect, you win the duel!

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SHOOP DA POOP

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ATK/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | DEF/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Shoop Da Poop/Effect

FLIP: Make a poo-poo. Pick up the poo-poo, bake it in a peanut pie, and throw the pie in your opponent's face. Your opponent says, "Mmm, chocolatey!" Then, scream "I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" and turn into a banana. Your opponent then turns into a monkey. If you survive this card's effect for 3 seconds, your opponent's Life Points become -2000000000000000000000000000000. If you win the duel by this card's effect, your opponent turns his/her face into a poo-poo and gets his/her soul stuck in this card, thus making your opponent SHHOOOOOOOOOPPP DAA POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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Honestly, not a one of these cards are funny. At all.

 

Here's mine, and it's actually funny:

 

Kill Et4

SPELL

Normal Spell

The effect of this card cannot be negated except by "Solemn Judgment". When this card is played, kill Et4 for making pointless spam threads. Then high five Goggler and Falling Pizza. You are now the yugiohmasta. ET4-444

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Card name: Junkie OTK

Normal Spell

 

This card's activation and effect cannot be negated and your opponent may not surrender the duel once this card touches the field. Both players light a bowl, whoever finishes the bowl first wins the Match. If your opponent turns down this challenge, you win the match.

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