God of Cadillacs Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Come up with some of the most ridiculous, outrageously stupid card effects and post them here. This thread is meant to be humorous, so laugh a little bit after seeing some crazy card effects. Here some I came up with, more to come. INFINITY DRAW:Draw 15,000 cards from your deck. 2 Turn Win:Discard one card from your hand, you win the duel in 2 turns. Critical Damage: Inflict 9000 points of damage to your opponent's life points. Cross Exchange:Each player exchanges their decks with each other. Infinite Summon: Summon as many monsters as you want. Monsters can also be summoned in the Spell/Trap Cards zone. Invincible:You cannot loose a duel under any circumstances. A New Life: Increase your life Points by 100,000. No Summon:Destroy all monsters that were Normal Summoned, Special Summoned, or Flip Summoned. Also no monsters can be Normal Summoned, Special Summoned, or Flip Summoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Best OTK: Microwave your opponent's cards and rip all cards from his side deck...Special summon all monsters from your fusion deck...If you used this effect during your Main Phase 1, your opponent loses life points equal to the Combined ATK of your monsters...Once per turn, you can throw a pie at your opponent's face... Pretty cool eh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Infinite LightSpell EquipEffect: Take control of 1 monster on your Opponents side of the field. If the monster is destroyed you win the Duel! If this card is destroyed while equiped with the monster your Opponent wins the Duel! *Not completely outrageous but overpowered ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God of Cadillacs Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Best OTK: Microwave your opponent's cards and rip all cards from his side deck...Special summon all monsters from your fusion deck...If you used this effect during your Main Phase 1' date=' your opponent loses life points equal to the Combined ATK of your monsters...Once per turn, you can throw a pie at your opponent's face... Pretty cool eh??[/quote'] Absolutely outrageous. Funny.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 thanks...I thought of it when I was microwaving popcorn...lawl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Win. The effect of this Spell card cannot be negated. You win. seriously, this is VERY pointless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collectible Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Here's one. This card can only be activated if you have "Petite Angel" on your side of the field. When this card is activated, you lose half of your life points. Then inflict 100 damage to your life points for each card on your opponent's side of the field. Draw 1 card, destroy one monster and one spell or trap card on you side of the field, and inflict 100 damage to your opponent. Lawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Total Destruction: Once per turn, you can light your opponent's deck on fire. If your opponent has 2 or more monsters on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster. Each turn during your Standby Phase you can and must Lick the selected card. This card cannot be destroyed by battle if it has been sent to the graveyard already. If this card attacks and your opponent is breathing, place 1 "Barrel Counter" on this card, if this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent while there are 3 or more "Barrel Counters" on this card, Shoot your opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collectible Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Destroy all cards on your side of the field and in your hand. Draw 5 cards. Then, remove your entire deck from play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 I WIN: no matter what i win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God of Cadillacs Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Yeah, that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragons-4-lyfe Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Stuff you jabroni!Spell- QuickplayEffect- when your lifepoints go to 0 Punch your opponent in the face and run off with his/her cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Demise: Slap your opponent. If you have a monster(s) on the field, slap your opponent one additionnal time for each one. If your opponent is still alive during the end phase, take 1 Shuriken and slice your opponent's face. This card cannot be negated. Bake me!: Fart on your opponent's cards. If your opponent activates a spell card, take 1 peanut and throw it at his/her face. If you used this effect, go upstairs and Bake a Cake for your opponent. If the cake is perfect, you win the duel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroopliss Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Pay all but one of your life points to flip a coin. If heads, discard your hand to automatically win. If tails, coat all of your opponent's cards with lighter fluid and proceed to burn it. Throw in toothpick men and dance around the small fire in a ritualistic manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 SHOOP DA POOP*ATK/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | DEF/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Shoop Da Poop/EffectFLIP: Make a poo-poo. Pick up the poo-poo, bake it in a peanut pie, and throw the pie in your opponent's face. Your opponent says, "Mmm, chocolatey!" Then, scream "I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" and turn into a banana. Your opponent then turns into a monkey. If you survive this card's effect for 3 seconds, your opponent's Life Points become -2000000000000000000000000000000. If you win the duel by this card's effect, your opponent turns his/her face into a poo-poo and gets his/her soul stuck in this card, thus making your opponent SHHOOOOOOOOOPPP DAA POOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Honestly, not a one of these cards are funny. At all. Here's mine, and it's actually funny: Kill Et4SPELLNormal SpellThe effect of this card cannot be negated except by "Solemn Judgment". When this card is played, kill Et4 for making pointless spam threads. Then high five Goggler and Falling Pizza. You are now the yugiohmasta. ET4-444 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 ASPLOSION MAX2000bFlip: Ur Hed Asplodez Lulz baka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Full BlastSpellTake a Flamethrower and burn up your opponent's cards. If any cards haven't been burnt, take them and tear them into a bunch of pieces :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Card name: Junkie OTKNormal Spell This card's activation and effect cannot be negated and your opponent may not surrender the duel once this card touches the field. Both players light a bowl, whoever finishes the bowl first wins the Match. If your opponent turns down this challenge, you win the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocrow17 Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Moved to "Games". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 "Watch Out"Throw 1 Piano at your opponent and they take damage to thier life points equal to 1000x the number of keys on the piano ^^^^^lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Sapphire Pegasus' Horn Take 1 Unicorn Horn and stabb your opponent. If you are in a competition, Take a Basketball and bounce it on your opponent's cards. If your opponent's deck is bigger than 1 inch, Take all monsters from your deck and summon them to the field (ignoring the field limit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Kuriboh meets D.Magician Girl-Show your opponent the graphic photo of Kuriboh with D.Magician Girl in a Bathing suit. Tell he/she what it would feel if he/she was either of them.(Kuriboh or D.M.G.)- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galaxyman Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Card name:Fartquick play spell If you have one monster on your side of the field, fart on your opponent and if your opponent smells it, you win the duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God of Cadillacs Posted September 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Or it could be called FartON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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