Problems with Brawl

[Vampire Bliss]

1 ) Whenever I'm against Ike, I pause it and it looks like he is hugging me.

2 ) It sounds like Ike says "Pizza" with his Up+B.

3 ) Whenever I see Marth, it distracts me, and I tend to fall off.

4 ) I took "Wedding" pictures.

5 ) Wario looks up Peach's skirt too much.

6 ) With Peach's Side+A it looks like her skirt is a taco... a delicious... pink... taco!

7 ) Zelda and Marth are meant to be, but they can't... because... they are from different games.*

8 ) You know what, whenever I take "Wedding" Pictures, the guys always look cranky... But Marth looked very happy. Good for him.*

9 ) Dark Link and Black Zero Suit Samus blinds me. It is just that they look so happy and evil, cept Link looks cranky! Like an old geezer...*

10 ) Ike fights for his friends. Really, I always wondered who his friends were. Certainly not Zelda. He hugs her against her will, I tell you!!!

 

 

*Referring to "Wedding" Pictures

 

 

Ike is a hugger. a HUGGER!!

[Death Metal]

 

1 ) Whenever I'm against Ike' date=' I pause it and it looks like he is hugging me.

 

[b']You know you like it[/b]

 

2 ) It sounds like Ike says "Pizza" with his Up+B.

 

Ike sucks anyways.

 

3 ) Whenever I see Marth, it distracts me, and I tend to fall off.

 

Then play with your eyes closed.

 

4 ) I took "Wedding" pictures.

 

LOLWTF?

 

5 ) Wario looks up Peach's skirt too much.

 

No. you look up Peach's skirt too much

 

6 ) With Peach's Side+A it looks like her skirt is a taco... a delicious... pink... taco!

 

Her skirt isn't the only thing that looks like a pink taco.

 

7 ) Zelda and Marth are meant to be, but they can't... because... they are from different games.*

 

LIES!

 

8 ) You know what, whenever I take "Wedding" Pictures, the guys always look cranky... But Marth looked very happy. Good for him.*

 

They are being married against their will. I would be pissed too.

 

9 ) Dark Link and Black Zero Suit Samus blinds me. It is just that they look so happy and evil, cept Link looks cranky! Like an old geezer...*

 

No Comment.

 

10 ) Ike fights for his friends. Really, I always wondered who his friends were. Certainly not Zelda. He hugs her against her will, I tell you!!!

 

She likes it as much as you do.

 

*Referring to "Wedding" Pictures

 

 

Ike is a hugger. a HUGGER!!

[Larxene]

Um. Anyway.

 

Why is this even in Polls?

 

What is the point of this thread?

 

Why do you look up Peach's skirt?

 

What kind of drugs are you on to be seeing pink tacos?

[Saturn of Elemia]

Um. Anyway.

 

Why is this even in Polls?

 

What is the point of this thread?

 

Why do you look up Peach's skirt?

 

What kind of drugs are you on to be seeing pink tacos?

 

1) No idea

2) Bored and perverted

3) The same stuff that Konami was on when they decided to make the Parodius games...

[Larxene]

I asked 4 questions.

 

Learn to count. Or at least number correctly.

[Vampire Bliss]

Um. Anyway.

 

Why is this even in Polls?

-My brother said to put it here.

 

What is the point of this thread?

-I was bored.

Why do you look up Peach's skirt?

-Long story.

What kind of drugs are you on to be seeing pink tacos?

-I have no idea. I think it was the food poisoning I got in Mexico' date=' but whatever.

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[Azuh]

Ike might fight for his friends

 

But he also smokes crack and heroin

[Pikachu]

Lol is that all?

 

I thought this is a lulz serious thread

[Saturn of Elemia]

I asked 4 questions.

 

Learn to count. Or at least number correctly.

 

The first answer took care of your first two questions. Or if you want to get more technical, your first question didn't need to be answered at all and I started at your second question - which was addressed with the first answer.

[Larxene]

I asked 4 questions.

 

Learn to count. Or at least number correctly.

 

The first answer took care of your first two questions. Or if you want to get more technical' date=' your first question didn't need to be answered at all and I started at your second question - which was addressed with the first answer.

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Then either number the questions 1 & 2, 3, and 4, or just 2, 3, and 4.

[Saturn of Elemia]

I asked 4 questions.

 

Learn to count. Or at least number correctly.

 

The first answer took care of your first two questions. Or if you want to get more technical' date=' your first question didn't need to be answered at all and I started at your second question - which was addressed with the first answer.

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Then either number the questions 1 & 2, 3, and 4, or just 2, 3, and 4.

 

I'm laughing at the fact that you think I care. Seriously, get over it.

 

Anyway, my LEGITIMATE problem with Brawl is the fact that it is too slow for my taste. Melee was much faster.