Shadowwolf17 Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 [spoiler=This next one is a bit PG-13 as it talks about condoms]A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event' date=' the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack. That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." [/quote'] Dude, that is comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just so you all know I'm still alive :P Though I doubt anyone noticed I was gone. Stopped by to say hi and that I'm probably gonna be around more often so I'll see ya then :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic-skull Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 holy crap! :shock: i though you really where dead and i noticed that you where gone welcome back old friend =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just so you all know I'm still alive :P Though I doubt anyone noticed I was gone. Stopped by to say hi and that I'm probably gonna be around more often so I'll see ya then :D I came back two days ago xDTake it easy in the RP' date=' being a bit to godly with elliot there.[/quote'] Its just becuase he's from the future, I made him leave xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just so you all know I'm still alive :P Though I doubt anyone noticed I was gone. Stopped by to say hi and that I'm probably gonna be around more often so I'll see ya then :D I came back two days ago xDTake it easy in the RP' date=' being a bit to godly with elliot there.[/quote'] Its just becuase he's from the future, I made him leave xDI thought he was from the past? oh well. welcome back Shiranui, I noticed you were gone then came back a bit ago. Glad to see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just so you all know I'm still alive :P Though I doubt anyone noticed I was gone. Stopped by to say hi and that I'm probably gonna be around more often so I'll see ya then :D I came back two days ago xDTake it easy in the RP' date=' being a bit to godly with elliot there.[/quote'] Its just becuase he's from the future, I made him leave xDI thought he was from the past? oh well. welcome back Shiranui, I noticed you were gone then came back a bit ago. Glad to see you. If i said past i was off my head, Both elliot and Emily are from the Future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 [align=center]I was just thinking about that... where did you go? The corner? :lol: I'm just kidding =D Welcome back!Toad is happeh![/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 yes you are.... but i think o have actently deleted you what element do you want? Lighting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 a fellow lightning member =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 a fellow lightning member =D For me it's awesome, most people dont see lightings full power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I was the first Lightning wolf, So i should be the one to say Welcome to the lightnig wolf's clan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I was the first Lightning wolf' date=' So i should be the one to say Welcome to the lightnig wolf's clan![/quote']Thanks, It's an honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I was the first Lightning wolf' date=' So i should be the one to say Welcome to the lightnig wolf's clan![/quote']Thanks, It's an honor No problem, You planning on posting in are official RP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 worry not im back [i hate my computer so much right now] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowwolf17 Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 What is the topic again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 not sure what the topic is other than post a joke or two. also welcome to the pack lengendarylighting. I do comprehend its full power. I just chose to go with the fire clan instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Just wondering, anyone have either a Timid Suicune (preferably level 40 or at least below 60) or a pokemon that knows wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I ended up going with light and woods, because it fit my rp character much better =DI ended up going with light and woods, because it fit my rp character much better =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 whats up sorry been gone also here are some new epic qoutes "Do i look like a lemon" :lol:----------------------------"the evil people are comin for us""who are they?""Dary Farmers and people who make aluimenum foil":lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 That reminds me, i chose Lightning/LightI did choose lightning/sky but i changed it to lightning/Light if you drop a Yellow handkercheif In the Red Sea What Happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Chose ice because I love the cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Just wondering' date=' anyone have either a Timid Suicune (preferably level 40 or at least below 60) or a pokemon that knows wish?[/quote'] Yes, I have both of those you ask. but I dont have a nintendo WiFi connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I was the first Lightning wolf' date=' So i should be the one to say Welcome to the lightnig wolf's clan![/quote']Thanks, It's an honor No problem, You planning on posting in are official RP? nah, least not for some time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Just wondering' date=' anyone have either a Timid Suicune (preferably level 40 or at least below 60) or a pokemon that knows wish?[/quote'] Yes, I have both of those you ask. but I dont have a nintendo WiFi connection. Aw... Do you know anyone that can give me either one that does have WFC? I'm really wanting a good Suicune XD Since people seem to be talking about their element, I chose Space because very few people back when I joined were part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 No, I dont but a friend of mine I havent talked to in a while I think has wifi. I'm not able to cotact him because he is working at a nursing home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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