The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'll be back guys so dont worry. I'll do everything I can to get on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowwolf17 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 YAY! :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I beleive I entered this club a long time ago, when I was a n00b. Am I still in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic-skull Posted May 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 yes you are.... but i think o have actently deleted you what element do you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowwolf17 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I think so.........:? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 now that funny. lol. what do you think about my burning comment in the dragon club? its another dragon joke Yes you are. But I made this thread' date=' so I have more authority. So burn. Now discuss the topic. And you do not know more about dragons than me. If so, prove it.[/quote'] Hmm. a battle for the most knowing of dragons why not post some info yourself. How do I know if you just use my facts to gain knowledge. and Dont burn your joinees or you may get roasted. MMM roasted. now all I need is ketchup' date=' oh wait I'm at mcdonalds so I've got ketchup here.[/quote'] actully, Im most probably the best Cryptzoooligist on the site XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 hey guys, what are we talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Here is another one: Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on." The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up. The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too. "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!" "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Here is another one: Two men walk into a bar' date=' one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on." The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up. The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too. "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!" "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"[/quote'] thats funny @dire wolf: I know more on the dragon topic than anyone, except those that created the facts first, but then again I do know more than them to a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 here's a joke(it's a bit racist but still funny)(it's short):An American walks into a Japenese resturant and orders some ramen noodles. The waiter comes by gives him his food and chopsticks then walks away. "Uhhh, waiter", the guy said, "can I have a fork please? I'm to white to use these." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 lol I would so say that and I'm not even white, but I look it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I'm white but only tan on the arms :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 [spoiler=This next one is a bit PG-13 as it talks about condoms]A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack. That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 now that one kills me and takes the cake for funniest I've heard. hmm. okay, time for me to come up with a joke found this on yahoo:Â Obama, his wife, and Oprah were all flying to DC on a private jet. Obama goes "you know, I could throw a one-thousand dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy!" Then his wife said "well speaking of which, I could throw 10 hundred dollar bills out thewindow and make 10 people very happy." So Oprah goes "well, I could throw 100 10 dollar bills out and make 100 people very happy." The pilot rolled his eyes and looked at the co-pilot and said "They think they're so smart. You know I could throw all their asses out and make 52 million people very happy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic-skull Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 :lol: oh god the ending on the last one was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I heard that one, except the three were: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Oprah... Funny, regardless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Here is another one: Two men walk into a bar' date=' one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on." The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up. The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too. "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!" "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"[/quote'] thats funny @dire wolf: I know more on the dragon topic than anyone, except those that created the facts first, but then again I do know more than them to a point.  Yeah, im avrage at dragon's but aything else on mythlogicalonsters is me...I got told that alot in PM's when i first joined the site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 okay, so i went to sonic i asked for an ice cream cone, the lady asked me if i wanted mustard ketchup or manayse. i ask why would i want mustard and ketchup on a ice cream cone. she says "it makes a great treat" so i went in to complain and she said she never had the conversation with me. so i told her that im an fbi agent and she confessed to the whole thing. thats how i proved that she is a liar and how stupid people are, and this was a true story [if you took the time to read this post then you are under the definition of loser exept me, i typed this with my eyes closed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Today's Joke, titled, "What we have learned from movies": -- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. -- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. -- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts  -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. -- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking. -- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. -- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Im bored, Just came back from my grandad's, My dad descised to leave me theer for atleast 10 Hours >.>Â EDIT:anyoen gonna post in the RP?i made a new post and im bored of waiting for someone to reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I feel your boredom. and lol at new joke, but you forget animal cruelty is only possible in movies too.okay here isn a joke me and my friends always make during lunch now. Ojamabama, Obamajama, and (I say) Ojama Binladen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 ^^^it seem's like a joke becuase i LOL'd(no offonsense)Â You gona post in the RP?and i just realised, the way you said Dire wolf made you feel that you had forgotten me :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I didnt you just changed your username is all. and I'm on a laptop with a sensitive touch. and yes it was supposed to be a joke since its a bout ojamas, obama, osama binalden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Wolf Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yeah and im on a laptop too, and good to know you didn't forget me xD and LOL again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Take it easy in the RP, being a bit to godly with elliot there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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