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First I would hire a whole team of trained monkeys that know special ops and kung-fu. Then I will buy a huge helicopter that can hold the monkeys. We will enter a bank with the monkeys the monkeys killed all the police guards. Then we will steal another million.

 

Then................................

 

Hire the Indian military to attack China. I will the head of the government and control the economy. I will cut off trade with the U.S.A. and watch them fall down in the drain. I will have complete trade with India thanks for their services. I will by boats and planes to have an all out attack of the rest of Asia. Asia is now the huge country of China.

 

 

Then....................................................

 

As the world is in an uproar India will take over Africa and the Middle East. With the terrorists gone from the Middle East.

 

 

Then........................................

 

Monkeys accidentally entered Korea military base with three tons of Nuc Warheads, They push a button and all the Nucs launched destroying the world. Just leaving me on a small island of Australia with only Bananas to eat.

 

Then......................

 

I wake up THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is it????????????????

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First I would hire a whole team of trained monkeys that know special ops and kung-fu. Then I will buy a huge helicopter that can hold the monkeys. We will enter a bank with the monkeys the monkeys killed all the police guards. Then we will steal another million.

 

Then................................

 

Hire the Indian military to attack China. I will the head of the government and control the economy. I will cut off trade with the U.S.A. and watch them fall down in the drain. I will have complete trade with India thanks for their services. I will by boats and planes to have an all out attack of the rest of Asia. Asia is now the huge country of China.

 

 

Then....................................................

 

As the world is in an uproar India will take over Africa and the Middle East. With the terrorists gone from the Middle East.

 

 

Then........................................

 

Monkeys accidentally entered Korea military base with three tons of Nuc Warheads, They push a button and all the Nucs launched destroying the world. Just leaving me on a small island of Australia with only Bananas to eat.

 

Then......................

 

I wake up THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is it????????????????

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