The_Prince_of_Death Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 about ION Reveal hidden contents DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja.Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die–probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could’ve been. For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as: •How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan•The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin•Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet•Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab•How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy•Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks•How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage•What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll need to make it explode•Death Aide certification•And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page! I.O.N. is a club that will test your skills as a ninja. I shall post in new quotes/sayings/statements when the time is right (when the club gets more members besides me or when everyone is finished with their lesson) There will be fun to like: create you own clan, create your own saying, and create your own flag. I will update the master list when I have the time, and i will add in new master names to choose from (I do no make up the names, someone else already made them and I am using them on this site. the spoilers underneath each name is the description of the master). >Grand Master Kudamono (nickname: Carmen Miranda) = the_prince_of_death Reveal hidden contents the modern faceless face of ninja. G.M.K. earned his notoriety as a teenager during the robot clown struggle of 1893. he has terminated over 100,000 thing justly and with wicked style. His favorite saying is "We live in the darkness we create." >Grand Master Golden Palm (nickname: The Procedure) = Imperial Blaze Reveal hidden contents hands down the most prolific ninja writer/documentarian. He can write five seperate thoughts simultaneously in five languages using his feet, hands, and nose. His famous Golden Palm Technique is a noncontact punch that when mastered can tear flesh from bone from 100 meters away. >Grand Master Flash (nickname: Sugar Buns) Reveal hidden contents Aside from being a renowned "ladies' ninja" Grand master Sugar Bun's knowlege of blackness is tough to rival. He presides over the prestigious Nowher Clan. He is the only ninja to ever travel at the speed of darkness. >Grand Master Metalkill (nickname: Sandman) Reveal hidden contents "The most rock 'n' roll sensei in buiseness," says Pains Hatefield. Arguably, no one kills harder than this full-tilt ninja. As the founder of the thrash Rock Clan, Metalkill has trained such famous ninjas as Meg of Death, Ann 3 Axe, and Slay Hurt. He is also an accomplished musician and recently put out his 45th album, Light the Puppets, available on dieTunes. >Grand Master Lyle (nickname: Mr. Big Time) Reveal hidden contents Try to match wits with this ninja master and will find your self brain-dead before you can say, "Um." Feared for his binary Fingers of Death, in which he actually reprograms your body to beat itself to death with strategic digit strikes.His gaming skills have been called "Krueger-esque" for their ability to kill a character so hard online that he dies in real life. Only approved people can become masters.I shall choose who is worthy of becoming a master or I.T.A.N.(Is That a Ninja) rank (the highest level a non-ninja can achieve). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I want to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted December 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 accepted wich master would you like to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binkatong Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Can I join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted December 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 sure you can be a student for now until I see that you are master proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I pick Grandmaster Golden Palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted December 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 anyone else want to join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I will ask a couple of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 ok. I need atleast one more person to join as a student in order to start classes, and masters get to work on them to. also masters will be able to start there own quizzes/tips here (as long as its related to ninjas). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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