Willieh Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?A dead baby nailed to ten trees. What's grosser than gross? A trash can full of dead babies. What's grosser than that?One baby, still alive on the bottom, trying to chew it's way out. What's red, and sits in a corner crying?A baby chewing on thumb tacks. What's the difference between a brand new jeep and a pile of dead babys?I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage. What's silver, red, and bumps into walls?A baby with a fork stuck in it's eye. How do you fit 10 dead babies into a bowl?With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl?With nachos. And to top it all off:"A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." Now enjoy these hilarious jokes and post your own! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 No, no they're not.Jokes themselves are fine, dead baby jokes are far across the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 No' date=' no they're not.Jokes themselves are fine, dead baby jokes are far across the line.[/quote'] Baawwww Lighten up guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 That just messed up... Truly messed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Lolwat This is the sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Lolwat This is the sex That reminds me of another dead baby joke; but I won't put it here since it's brutally disgusting. o.o So I'll just use a more subtle one. What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? You can't gargle gravel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 What's pink, blue, and thrashes about on the floor? A baby in a plastic bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Why did the dead baby cross the street? Because it was nailed to the chicken! *more of a Gunslinger reference than anything else. Eat that, crazy monorail!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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