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haha! in your face crab helmet! his brain didn't die!

I can't tell if that's you playing around or if you're being cynical at me. :P

it's all in the eye of the beholder.

or in the eye of the Eyes of the Deep.

or in the cycloctopus.

... I'm intrigued.

it's all defined on the node you are exploring. If you travel towards the ice pools, there will be sure enough, Eyes Of The Deep. Wretched monsters which are fermenting balls of green skin with malicious eyes poking out in every direction that can purge ice from their mouths to kill it's enemies.

 

and then out of nowhere, you see through the blood in your eyes, it's Menae The Thorn in a bikini playing in the icy water with Dark Magician Girl.

 

And then all of the sudden my post doesn't seem as inquisitive.

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You know what the problem with Saiyan Knight is?

 

Even as I sit here, I can't believe I'm writing this. I've never been one to voice my opinions in such a public manner. But after learning that Mr. Saiyan Knight wants to slow scientific progress, I felt I at least had to set a few things straight. Let's get down to brass tacks: If you were to try to tell his sympathizers that he is becoming ever more audacious in his unappeasable hatred of us, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that Saiyan Knight's invectives are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, Saiyan Knight is extremely lazy. In fact, my handy-dandy Lazy-O-Meter confirms that Saiyan Knight has been fairly successful in his efforts to shackle us with the chains of jujuism. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of grungy buffoons.

 

Whenever I turn around I see Saiyan Knight forcing me to fall prey to his rhetoric and obfuscation. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. It is deeply unfortunate that I am highly critical of those who tolerate or apologize for people who work with Saiyan Knight, because Saiyan Knight wants me to stop trying to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. Instead, he'd rather I choke to death. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily. Not to put too fine a point on it but some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that he is secretly scheming to make today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what he has planned for the future. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that one of his most loyal assistants is known to have remarked, "Arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Saiyan Knight has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise.

 

When I say that the best way to exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum is to rake Saiyan Knight over the coals for challenging all I stand for, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that he never engages in tasteless, egocentric, or brain-damaged politics. This is a common fallacy held by adversarial theologasters. Mutual efforts against selfish nativism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that few people realize that people who believe that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash need to be worked over with an oak table leg and then sentenced to 20 years of hard labor in order to straighten out their thinking. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the anal-retentive consequences of his gormless, scary ideologies.

 

Are you still with me? This probably does not affect your daily life, but it is a fact. Some people I know say that in the genesis of Saiyan Knight's quips, hopeless begat villainous, which begat incontinent, which begat bumptious. Others argue that the passage of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that the quest to understand how he can be so irascible raises far more questions than it answers. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that a colleague recently informed me that a bunch of obstreperous ignoramuses and others in Saiyan Knight's amen corner are about to stir up class hatred. I have no reason to doubt that story because there is something grievously wrong with those disruptive ingrates who concoct labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them. Shame on the lot of them!

 

Saiyan Knight's bons mots are like an enormous Bulverism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must discuss the programmatic foundations of Saiyan Knight's temperamental teachings in detail because the key to Saiyan Knight's soul is his longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. He dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, Saiyan Knight's protests are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, if one believes statements like, "Taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold," one is, in effect, supporting juvenile fault-finders.

 

You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually expose some of Saiyan Knight's covinous deeds. You decide. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that I confess that Saiyan Knight's revenge fantasies epitomize our most pathetic instincts but rather to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction.

 

If Saiyan Knight ever claims that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to help immoral four-flushers back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof, we must answer only one thing: "No, the reverse is true." He says that he wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, he always ends up plaguing our minds.

 

I want to upbraid Saiyan Knight for being so nutty. That may seem simple enough, but Saiyan Knight says that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for unsavory rubes to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to his snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance. But now I know that his witticisms will have consequences -- very serious consequences. We ought to begin doing something about that. We ought to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically passive-aggressive ones championed by addlepated roustabouts. We ought to spread the word that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to examine the social and cultural conditions that lead him to cripple his enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically.

 

Saiyan Knight should clarify his point so people like you and me can tell what the heck he's talking about. Without clarification, Saiyan Knight's vituperations sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. He plans to talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how Saiyan Knight is off his rocker. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propanganda surrounding his promotion of hooliganism. Tell everyone you know that Saiyan Knight should show some class. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: If you've never seen Saiyan Knight contaminate clear thinking with his delusional, bloody-minded smear tactics, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself.

 

Relative to just a few years ago, churlish, spiteful dossers are nearly ten times as likely to believe that Saiyan Knight is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Saiyan Knight to put the prisoners in charge of running the prison. To bring the matter closer to home, let me remind you that he has had some success in insulting my intelligence. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still maintain that Saiyan Knight serves as a conduit that carries the élan vital of charlatanism, have an obligation to do more than just observe what Saiyan Knight is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to weaken the critical links in Saiyan Knight's nexus of morbid elitism. We have an obligation to lift the fog from his thinking. And we have an obligation to strike at the heart of his efforts to sensationalize all of the issues. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that Mr. Saiyan Knight plants false evidence to incriminate his adversaries.

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I'm pretty sure they didn't think it's common' date=' simply because they aren't just regular looking cards. =/

 

However, someone might sell them for less because they have more, and want to just get money quick.

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Well he did think they were common, he got one in every pack he bought.

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I'm pretty sure they didn't think it's common' date=' simply because they aren't just regular looking cards. =/

 

However, someone might sell them for less because they have more, and want to just get money quick.

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Well he did think they were common, he got one in every pack he bought.

 

I wish I had that kind of luck.

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

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What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

[/quote']

 

What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

 

BWHAHAHA! >.< Explain.

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

[/quote']

 

What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

 

BWHAHAHA! >.< Explain.

 

Just stop it!

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

[/quote']

 

What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

 

BWHAHAHA! >.< Explain.

 

Just stop it!

 

 

Okay, okay, yeesh. Don't have your period. >.>

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

[/quote']

 

What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

 

BWHAHAHA! >.< Explain.

 

Just stop it!

 

 

Okay, okay, yeesh. Don't have your period. >.>

 

Can you really stop it you b******.

 

 

 

Anyway can we get back to discussing DAD.

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Ultimate Destiny later finds a Shapesnatch on the street' date=' makes twenty sigs about it, makes it his new favorite card, and makes a thread about how good it is.

[/quote']

 

What do you mean?!

 

 

Simple 3 Words:

 

Ya FAIL.

 

owait >_<

 

I don't fail!

 

BWHAHAHA! >.< Explain.

 

Just stop it!

 

 

Okay, okay, yeesh. Don't have your period. >.>

 

Can you really stop it you b******.

 

 

 

Anyway can we get back to discussing DAD.

 

Lmfao. That the best you got? I've gotten better comebacks from my 4 year old sister.

 

Anyways, broken card is broken. >.>

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