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Jingle Bombs

 

 

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

 

[it's not funny!]

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

 

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

or I'll kill you...

 

I KILL YOUOUOU!

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Jingle Bombs

 

 

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A' date='

but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

 

[it's not funny!']

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

 

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

or I'll kill you...

 

I KILL YOUOUOU!

 

This is my favorite song period!

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Burst <3 that song to, esp when Ashley Tisdale sang it.

 

For me, well songs that seem to make it always on to Xmas playlists.

Last Christmas - Ashley Tisdale (<3 Wham's version too)

Let It Snow - Frank Sinatra (<3 Lucas Grabeel singing it too)

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens

 

Probably end up listening to Pokemon's Christmas Bash album again too lol.

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Jingle Bombs

 

 

 

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A' date='

but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

 

[it's not funny!']

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

 

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

or I'll kill you...

 

I KILL YOUOUOU!

 

 

That is number 3.

 

Number one: Greensleeves

Number two: Korn - Jingle Balls

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Jingle Bombs - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

[spoiler=Lyrics]Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it’s not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU![/spoiler]
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