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Harry was perfectly normal, but his great-great-aunt was a monster. At the age of 2.3452 he started to grow really fast, but when he reached the age of 3 he stopped.

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At times as a sacrifice, you might want to think. Whats a good thing to loose, whats a good thing to get rid of. We may never find something that we want to throw away, or give up, but for a sacrifice you have to choose something. A kind man once explained "Sacrifice. There is no need for it, but sometimes you have to stop hogging all your stuff and get rid of things!" And a kind lady replied, "But, people sacrifice humans, thats brutal, right?" The old man stated, "No, that my dear, is sacrifice."

 

Yep,doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to. Its a parody.

 

The Crimson One,

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Lord of the the fellowship of the two towers returning the ring to the king...

Frodo: i will take the ring to morder!

gandalf: ha! u wish short stuff!

frodo: huh? but i though-

Gandalf: u thought wrong, who in their right mind would give the fate of middle earth to a pint sized weakling like yourself!?

frodo: but i....

gandalf: bah! this is how it goes down...

 

gandalf summons the eagles to carry him and the ring over the dark lord and throws the ring into the fire, saving middle earth.....withOUT anyone dying...

 

gollum: NO!!! they've destroyed the precious'sss D:<

 

smeagle: but of course, now only the good smeagle exists and i can live happily ever after :D

 

Gandalf: ahh...another job well done. i could never hav imagined getting some group of 9 or so loners together simply to run half way across middle earth for the sliver of a chance to save everyone...

 

The End

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