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I have 2 lyrics

 

 

First:

(Braille) For Steve Wonder's Eyes Only by Bring Me The Horizon

It's 3:18, mouth tastes like the corpse of every pregnant teen,

The minutes are hours, the hours are days,

I feel infected by your presence, you speak in tounges,

I smell the lies dancing on your blackened lungs,

 

I whispered in her ear:

Fear me dear, for I am Death,

I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love,

Till there's nothing left

 

I whispered in her ear:

You better fear me dear, for I am Death,

And I'll take that sheet you call a life,

in a single funking breath

 

I'll take your hope,

I'll take your funking dreams,

I'll take your love,

I'll take everything you funking jabroni,

 

I'll steal the diamonds from your eyes,

I'll turn your promises into lies,

I'll steal the diamonds from your eyes,

I'll turn your promises into lies,

 

It's 3:18, mouth tastes like the corpse of every pregnant teen,

The hours are days, the days are dead,

I feel infected by your presence, you speak in tounges,

I smell the lies dancing on your blackened lungs,

 

I hear the fear in your voice, but you shouldn't feel a thing,

Your life's already worse than any pain that I could bring,

That I could bring,

That I could bring,

 

I could make it December every day,

But you're so blind, it may as well be May,

 

I whispered in her ear:

You better fear me dear, for this is Death

I whispered in her ear:

Fear me, 'cause I am Death

 

One more time,

 

I whispered in her ear:

Fear me dear, for I am Death,

I'll take everything you ever loved

 

I whispered in her ear:

You better fear me, for I am Death.

For I am Death.

For I am Death

 

jabroni

 

 

and the second lyrics are:

Pray For Plagues by Bring Me The Horizon

FLY!!!!!!

 

She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick.

Just like Hollywood, but laced in sick.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

 

Sold out the love she had left with a cut of the throat.

Drinks all round on her, before she strolls to the moat.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

 

Count your funking blessings!

Come on!

 

Count your blessings, cause I'm counting every lie.

Count your blessings, cause I'm counting every lie, counting every lie.

 

Christ, I'm asking you for just one thing.

I'm asking you for just one thing.

 

Eradicate, this disease.

 

Close your eyes,

Pray for plagues,

Oh Lord cleanse this earth and bring upon our doomsday.

 

Close your eyes,

Pray for plagues,

Cleanse this earth, bring our doomsday.

 

She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick.

Just like Hollywood, but laced in sick.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

The sun goes down, and so does she.

 

So clap your hands to the sound

Of every first born dying now.

Watch the rivers flow with blood,

Death will stand where life once stood.

 

So clap your hands to the sound

Of every first born dying now.

Watch the rivers turn to blood,

Death will stand where life once stood.

 

So clap your hands to the sound

Of every first born dying now.

Watch the rivers turn to blood,

Death will stand where life once stood.

 

Close your eyes,

Pray for plagues,

Cleanse this earth, bring our doomsday.

[Miazo]

(Feat. Lil' Wayne)

 

(Verse 1 : Kevin Rudolph)

I see your dirty face

High behind your collar

What is done in vain

Truth is hard to swallow

So you pray to God

To justify the way you live a lie, live a lie, live a lie

And you take your time

And you do your crime

Well you made your bed

I'm in mine

 

(Chorus)

Because when I arrive

I bring the fire

Make you come alive

I can take you higher

What is this, forgot?

I must now remind you

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

 

(Verse 2: Kevin Rudolph)

Now the son's discrased

He, who knew his father

When he cursed his name

Turned, and chased the dollar

But it broke his heart

So he stuck his middle finger

To the world

To the world

To the world

And you take your time

And you stand in line

Well you'll get what's yours

I got mine

 

Chorus:

Because when I arrive

I bring the fire

Make you come alive

I can take you higher

What is this, forgot?

I must now remind you

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

 

(Verse 3: Lil Wayne)

Yeah!

Wayne's world

Planet Rock

Panties drop

And the tops

And she gunna rock 'til the camera stop

And I sing about angels like angelock-?

And pay m-?

A-?

A-?

A-?

?

Im in here up like b***h what's up

Mechanic, me, I can fix you up

I can f**k you up

I can f**k you down

Shorty we can go wherever just pick a town

And the jewelry is louder than an an engine sound

Big xxx rocks like on the ground

Baby like sex that's on the ground

Weezy

 

Chorus:

Because when I arrive

I bring the fire

Make you come alive

I can take you higher

What is this, forgot?

I must now remind you

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

(x2)

 

Just Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

Let It Rock

 

(Lil Wayne)

I'm back like I forgot somethin

I'm somethin

-? Rock rubbin' rap runnin'

Miles like I'm trying to get a fat stomach

Like Wayne the personal trainer

My aim is perfect I'll bang ya

Period, Like the remainder

 

(Kevin Rudolph)

I wish I could be

As cool as you

And I wish I could say

The things you do

But I can't and I won't live a lie

No not this time

[Cin]

For me, hard coz I <3 all of Fanatic's lyrics, but pushing it.

 

Tsunami

 

Out of your control

Its will be done

Stood in its way

Never saw it coming

 

For thousands of years

No one would fear

The power of Nature

 

Its fury unleashed

Face off with the beast

You will be left helpless

 

Don't run away

I want all your lives

It's your time to die

Don't fear me and give me what I want

What I need is destruction and death

With one blow I'll destroy what you see and know

 

Fallen souls

Storm the gates of Heaven

Countless are gone

Having felt the fury

 

Regret

You rise and can't see

Your vision is obscured from the pain

Despise the fee

The toll it's taking is so obscene

 

The gods inflict this round of pain on you

For your binge the night before

Almost too much, you binge then purge

But the reminders make the funking room spin

 

You want this headache to go away

You try to drown it just like yesterday

Your past is not enough

A reminder of how lost you really are

 

Face your porcilean god

Give up the goods he so deserves

Eject your poison

You'll live another day, but not without the pain

 

Your eyes are blood red

As deaths stares you in the mirror

You lied to yourself

You can't take this punishment any more

 

The gods inflict this round of pain on you

For your binge the night before

Almost too much, you binge then purge

But the reminders make the funking room spin

 

Qur'an 2-190

Killing your own kind

Murder your brothers

Who are you really fighting?

 

Fight among yourselves

Live like dogs

Who are you really killing?

 

Fight in the cause of God

Against those who fight you

But do not transgress limits

God does not love the transgressors

 

Fall to your feet

Give praise for all those

That you've slain in His name

 

Those are your neighbors

Those are your families

Why must they all die?

 

All the dead died for nothing

All your victims are gone forever

 

Honor your soul

Suicide your role

Justify your death as a martyr

 

Their deaths are your key

To the gates of heaven

Gates wide open welcome your soul

 

Reward your families

With your blood money

Your shame will live with them

 

Sacrifice your children

Stain their souls forever

It's a cycle that won't end

[-DJ-]

Santa claus Santa Claus you are much too Fat

(tune too jingle bells)

 

I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,

came crashing thro' the roof and landed on my head

I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,

as soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"

 

CHORUS

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;

I was sleeping peacefully but not my headflat. Oh!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?

 

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"

I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."

"So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name.

He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!" CHORUS

 

I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky.

but it was moving slow and wasn't very high.

It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall;

Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!" CHORUS

[Miazo]

Oh thats from school zman. I love that song.

[Akira]

Slayer - Skeletons of Society

 

Minutes seems like days

Since the fire ruled the sky

The rich became the beggar

And the fool became the wise

Memories linger in my brain

Of burning from the acid rain

A pain I never have won

 

Nothing here remains

No future and no past

No one could foresee

The end that came so fast

Hear the prophet make his guess

That paradise lies in the west

So join his quest for the sun

 

Shades of death are all I see

Fragments of what used to be

 

The world slowly decays

Destruction fills my eyes

Harboring the image

Of a spiraling demise

Burning winds release their fury

Simulating judge and jury

Drifting flurries of pain

 

Deafening silence reigns

As twilight fills the sky

Eventual supremacy

[as] daylight waits to die

Darkness always calls my name

A pawn in this recurring game

Humanity going insane

 

Shades of death are all I see

[skeletons of society

Shades of death are all I see]

Fragments of what used to be

[fragments of what used to be

Skeletons of society]

 

Minutes seem like days

Corrosion fills the sky

Morbid dreams of anarchy

Brought judgment in disguise

Memories linger in my brain

Life with nothing more to gain

Perpetual madness remains

 

Shades of death are all I see

Skeletons of society

[shades of death are all I see]

Fragments of what used to be

[fragments of what used to be]

Skeletons of society

[Dad]

I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like.

 

Is it over yet, in my head?

 

I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind.

 

Is it over yet? I can't win.

 

So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.

I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.

I'm going all the way, get away, please.

 

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.

 

This will be all over soon.

Pour salt into the open wound.

 

Is it over yet? Let me in.

 

So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.

I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.

I'm going all the way, get away, please.

 

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.

 

[bridge]

I'm waiting, I'm praying, realize, start hating.

 

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.

 

~Solus Shade

[Kizzi]

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE

THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?

[Umbra]

Takida - Reason to Cry

 

All this time

All this time with you

Really loved me

Despite my faults and you knew

 

And you're not coming back

I got a reason to cry

 

The bottle's empty

The bottle's empty and cold

Just like I've been

Since I heard that you died alone

Finally home now

And I try to accept that you're gone

Wish I could have

Been there for you all along

 

With your back against the ground

 

All I want

All I need

Is to make you breathe

All that I want

All that I need

Is to make you breathe

 

Yeah you failed somehow

But I know that you tried

 

And you're not coming back

I got a reason to cry

 

All this time

All this time with you

Really loved me

Despite my faults, you knew

 

With your back against the ground

 

All I want

All I need

Is to make you breathe

All that I want

All that I need

Is to make you breathe, yeah

 

It's all that I want

It's all that I need

Please begin to breathe

All I want

All I need

Yeah yeah...

[Death Metal]

Prepare for some pure satanic fun =)

 

Conquered By Sodom By Deicide

 

 

 

The silence has been broke for centuries denied,

Indulgence overlooked ignored and put aside.

The light of god diminished by his holy priest,

Destroying innocence the church of sodomy.

 

Man of the cloth with no conscious of sin,

Now on the run from the crucifixion,

No longer trusted and never again,

Conquered by Sodom your fall is our win.

 

At last the world can see your secrets are no more,

Evading punishment behind the catholic doors.

Your time has come to pass and now forever be.

Revenge is on the minds of all you have besieged.

 

The walls of god lay ruin, by his own demand.

Stricken from sanctity, and with no flock to tend,

Religion slowly rotting, in it's shallow grave,

Pursuing self-indulgence, holy men of faith.

 

Conquest of flesh has condemned you to death,

Destroy the trust of the congregation.

Faith insincere leaving wounds that wont mend,

Conquered by Sodom, in league with Satan.

[Lazer Yoshi]

"Rock Da House" - Gorillaz

 

 

I know you like that

You wanna try that

It's like a flashback

So shake your a** crack

I got the balls to

Rock the salsa

Funk the blues-a

Any groove to

Make you move cos

Taking you to

Another landscape

It's my mandate

I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing

So if your feet is frozen I'ma die to see you ropin'

 

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to just get down

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to JUST GET DOWN

 

Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

 

Graviational pull

I have you making a fool

Out of yourself on the dance floor

Doing back spins running man and more

Party down with Vigga and Candor

Coming to the jam

Or look like a landlubber

And do the aqua boogie

Win lots of goodies maybe

Pop a Gucci wallet turntables is talking to me

It's awfully groovy

Seeing all the treasure and the booty

 

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to just get down

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to JUST GET DOWN

 

Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

 

I wanna get down lower than Atlantis

Going toe to toe with an enchantress

Get funkier than funkadelic wearin' Pampers

While you eggheads is on the wall preparin' answers

Sharing transcripts while we over here

Dipping and dancin'

Rhythm romancin'

Wallflowers

Giving no action no

All hours we chillin' and max the flow\

Relaxing

Opposites attracting

I'ma toss my hat in

Floss when the track spin

Like I'm on a crack binge

Jigging and wiggling

Freakin' booties speakin' to the cuties so belligerent

No religion just bump the feed on

You'll feel reborn

Negativity we just dead it like Decon

Better lift your feet and just measure the beat on

The pulse when it respawns

 

Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

[Careless Whisper]

Run ot the Water :: by Live

 

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oh desert speak to my heart

oh woman of the earth

maker of children who weep for love

maker of this birth

'til your deepest secrets are known to me

I will not be moved

I will not be moved

 

"don't try to find the answer

when there ain't no question here

brother let your heart be wounded

and give no mercy to your fear"

 

adam and eve live down the street from me

babylon is every town

it's as crazy as it's ever been

love's a stranger all around

 

in a moment we lost our minds here

and lay our spirit down

today we lived a thousand years

all we have is now

 

run to the water

and find me there

burnt to the core but not broken

we'll cut through the madness

of these streets below the moon

these streets below the moon

 

and I will never leave you

'til we can say, "this world was just a dream

we were sleepin' now we are awake"

'til we can say

 

in a moment we lost our minds here

and dreamt the world was round

a million mile fall from grace

thank god we missed the ground

 

run to the water

and find me there

burnt to the core but not broken

we'll cut through the madness

of these streets below the moon

with a nuclear fire of love in our hearts

 

yeah, I can see it now lord

out beyond all the breakin' of waves

and the tribulation

it's a place and the home of ascended souls

who swam out there in love!

 

run to the water

and find me there

burnt to the core but not broken

we'll cut through the madness

of these streets below the moon

with a nuclear fire of love in our hearts

rest easy baby, rest easy

and recognize it all as light and rainbows

smashed to smithereens and be happy

run to the water (and find me there)

run to the water

[Abstract [Atrocity]]

not all full songs, just the best quotes :3

I am just a worthless liar

I am just an imbecile

I will only complicate you

Trust in me and fall as well

I will find a center in you

I will chew it up and leave

Trust me (x4' date='5? xD)

[/quote']

 

All because of you

I haven't slept in so long

And when I do I dream' date='

of drowing in the ocean

Longing for the shore

Where I can lay my head down...

...inside these arms of yours

All because of you

I believe in angels

Not the kind with wings

No, not the kind with halos

The kind that bring you home

When home becomes a strange place

I'll follow your voice

All you have to do is shout it out

[/quote']

 

You're waiting

For a rerun

but yesterday won't come

Want to relive the moment

But yesterday is done

 

There's no question

 

You're the answer

 

Dark for fear of failure

An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting

Roiling hate

Death gripping in my veins

Unveiling rancid petals

Flowering forth foul nectar

Space between a blink and a tear' date='

Death Blooms

[/quote']

[FindingTheEverlight]

[spoiler=Slipknot - Vermilion, Pt. 2]

She seems dressed in all of me

Stretched across my shame

All the torment and the pain

leak through and covered me

I'd do anything ever to myself

Just to have her for myself

Now I don't know what to do

I don't know what to do

When she makes me sad

 

She is everything to me

The unrequited dream

A song that no one sings

The unattainable

Shes a myth that I have to believe in

All I need to make it real is one more reason

And I don't know what to do

I don't know what to do

When she makes me sad

 

 

[spoiler=U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday]

Broken bottles under childrens feet

Bodies strewn across the dead end street

But I wont heed the battle call

It puts my back up

Puts my back up against the wall

...

And its true we are immune

When fact is fiction and tv reality

And today the millions cry

We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

 

 

[spoiler= Fort Minor - Slip Out The Back]

I don't remember where I met him or remember his name

But he walked funny like he was just too big for his frame

Just over five foot but he weighed a buck fifty

And what he said just seemed so right it stuck with me

Listen its like poker you can play your best

But you got to know when to fold your cards and take a rest

And know when to hold your cards and hold your breath

And hope that nobody else is stacking the deck because

I don't need to tell you that life isn't fair, it doesn't care

It arbitrarily cuts off your air, and like you I want someone to say its OKAY

But in the truest parts of our hearts everybody's afraid

But just underappreciated and overwhelmed

Fighting so hard to hide our fear that were scaring ourselves

You understand when I'm saying that you always did

But its different in the words of a cowardly kid

 

[Cyber Altair]

When I was a young boy,

My Father took me into the city,

To see a marching band.

 

He said, "Son when, you grow up,

Would you be the savior of the broken,

The beaten and the damned?"

 

He said, "Will you defeat them,

Your demons and all the non-believers,

The plans that they have made?

 

"Because one day, I leave you,

A phantom to lead you in the summer,

To join the black parade."

 

When I was a young boy,

My father took me into the city

To see a marching band.

 

He said, "Son, when you grow up,

Would you be the savior of the broken,

the beaten and the damned?"

 

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me,

And other times I feel like I should go.

When, through it all, the rise and fall,

The bodies in the streets.

And when you're gone we want you all to know,

 

We'll carry on, we'll carry on.

Though you're dead and gone, believe me,

Your memory will carry on, will carry on,

 

We'll carry on, we'll carry on

And in my heart I can't contain it,

The anthem won't explain it.

 

And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams

Your misery and hate will kill us all.

So paint it black and take it back,

Let's shout it loud and clear

Do you fight it to the end?

We hear the call to, to carry on;

 

We'll carry on.

And though you're dead and gone, believe me,

Your memory will carry on,

We'll carry on

And though you're broken and defeated

Your weary widow marches on.

 

And on we carry, through the fears

Ooh oh ohhhh

Disappointed faces of your peers,

Ooh oh ohhhh,

Take a look at me, cause I could not care at all;

 

Do or die, you'll never make me.

Cause the world will never take my heart.

You can try; you'll never break me.

want it all, I'm gonna play this part;

I won't explain or say I'm sorry

I'm not ashamed, I'm gonna show my scar

You're the chair, for all the broken

Listen here, because it's only...

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero!

Just a boy, who's meant to sing this song;

Just a man, I'm not a hero!

I don't care!

 

We'll carry on, We'll carry on.

And though you're dead and gone, believe me,

Your memory will carry on, will carry on.

And though you're broken and defeated,

Your weary widow marches on,

 

Do or die, you'll never make me.

Cause the world will never take my heart.

You can try; you'll never break me.

want it all, I'm gonna play this part;

 

We'll carry on.

 

Do or die, you'll never make me.

Cause the world will never take my heart.

You can try; you'll never break me.

want it all, I'm gonna play this part;

 

We'll carry on.

 

Qur'an 2-190

Killing your own kind

Murder your brothers

Who are you really fighting?

 

Fight among yourselves

Live like dogs

Who are you really killing?

 

Fight in the cause of God

Against those who fight you

But do not transgress limits

God does not love the transgressors

 

Fall to your feet

Give praise for all those

That you've slain in His name

 

Those are your neighbors

Those are your families

Why must they all die?

 

All the dead died for nothing

All your victims are gone forever

 

Honor your soul

Suicide your role

Justify your death as a martyr

 

Their deaths are your key

To the gates of heaven

Gates wide open welcome your soul

 

Reward your families

With your blood money

Your shame will live with them

 

Sacrifice your children

Stain their souls forever

It's a cycle that won't end

 

Are you a Muslim?

 

=\

[~Rebellious Rage~]

The Used

"Hospital"

 

This feeling never leaves you alone

You pull the trigger on your own

You're hiding in your safe place

Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital

 

Now will you ever rest your head

You end up feeling mostly dead

Pretending you're the last one

Hiding with your eyes shut tight on the way to the hospital

 

[Refrain:]

Before I cross my heart and hope to die at all

Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars

Before I close my eyes I'm gonna give it up

Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars

 

It never used to hurt before it isn't funny anymore

Feeling so alone now funny how you wish some way that you'll die at the hospital

 

You're quiet on the car ride home, you're waiting for your head to explode

You're hiding in your safe place

Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital

 

[Refrain]

 

Will you look them in the face

Could you look me in the face

Three cheers you fooled them all [x2]

Come on, hip hip hooray

[PrometheusMFD]

Albbuquerque by "Wierd Al" Yankovic

About 11 minutes long, it is his second or third longest song.

(One of the few songs I can sing from memory)

 

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

You know the place

well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

 

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

 

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut

Every single mornin'

It was driving me crazy

 

I said to my mom

I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train,

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said,

"IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

 

That's when I swore that someday

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place

Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer

And the towels are oh so fluffy

Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long

And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

 

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

 

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true

Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt

I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

 

Albuquerque

Albuquerque

 

Oh yeah

You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before

And I gotta tell ya, it was really great

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor

And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time

The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts

And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

 

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

 

Ah ha ha ha

Ah ha ha

Ahhhh

 

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag

And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn

Where the towels are oh so fluffy!

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

It's OK, they're clean

 

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C

And I turned on the Spectravision

And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow

That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

 

Well now, who could that be?

I say "Who is it?"

No answer

"Who is it?"

There's no answer

"WHO IS IT?!"

They're not sayin' anything

 

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

(Oh man, I hate it when I'm right)

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"

"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

And he's like "Tough"

And I'm like "Give it"

And he's like "Make me"

And I'm like "'Kay"

So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus

And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows

And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation

Yes, indeed, you'd better believe it *Deep Breath*

And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook

And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice

And you know what it said?

I'll tell you what it said

 

It said

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"

"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"

"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator

 

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque"

 

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest

I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice

But first, I decided to buy some donuts

 

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter

And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

I said "You got any glazed donuts?"

He said "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts"

I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"

He said "Nah, we're outta jelly donuts"

I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

He said "Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"

I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"

He said "Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls"

I said "You got any apple fritters?"

He said "Nah, we're outta apple fritters"

I said "You got any bear claws?"

He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

"NAH, we're outta bear claws"

I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"

He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"

I said "OK, I'll take that"

 

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out

And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over

(rabid gnawing sounds)

Oh man, they were just going nuts

They were tearin' me apart

You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"

I believe it went a little something like this . . .

 

ahhhh

Get 'em off me

Get 'em off me

Ohhhh

No, get 'em off, get 'em off

Ooooh my God, oh my God

Oh, get 'em off me

Ooooh my God

Ah, (more screaming)

 

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'

Like a constipated wiener dog

And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.

She said

"Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

 

That's when I knew it was true love

We were inseparable after that

Aw, we ate together, we bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

So we got married and we bought us a house

And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly

Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

 

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"

I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"

"I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment"

So we broke up and I never saw her again

But that's just the way things go

 

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

 

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me

Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream

That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face

Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

I was gettin' a lot of attitude

 

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself

So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes

"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

 

So I did.

 

And then he gets all indignant on me

He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"

Well, that's just great

How was I supposed to know that?

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy

So what's he complaining about?

 

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote

This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three whole days

Well, I knew what he meant

But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein

And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over

And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

But he just kept rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming

(screaming sounds)

You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation

Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

 

Anyway, um, um, where was I?

Kinda lost my train of thought

 

Uh, well, uh, OK

Anyway I, I know it's kind of a roundabout way of saying it

But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

 

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

 

That's all I'm really tryin' to say

And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up

And find yourself in an existential quandary

Full of loathing and self-doubt

And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence

At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that

Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours

There's still a little place called

 

Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

 

I said "A" (A)

"L" (L)

"B" (B)

"U" (U)

*pauses*

"querque" (querque)

 

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

 

Albuquerque

 

(belch)

[Raelen]

The earth spins round and round

Yet I’m still here on the ground

You know I gotta get out of here

Get out of this atmosphere

I’m still here on the ground!

 

I see the moon

And I want be there soon

You know I’ve got to break away

Go and explore the Milky Way

I'm still here on the ground!

 

I want to go to Mars

And to float amongst the stars

I want to go on a NASA mission

But I guess there ain’t no hope in wishin’

I'm still here on the ground!

 

I wish I could fly

Soaring through the sky

Flying above the clouds

 

Then I’d start attracting crowds

With my head up in the clouds

I'm still here on the ground!

 

Soaring up near the constellations

Making a few more explorations

 

God made all these things

Yet he didn’t give me wings

Well I’ll get a rocket-ship one day

And then I’ll go and fly away

but in the meantime

I’m Still Here On The Ground!!

 

It's own song that I wrote. (I wrote the lyrics too)

 

*Gasp* It doesn't have any swear words or any references to extreme violence! I am shocked and horrified!

[Spiff!]

i don't know all the words,but Hawkwind's "The Only Ones" is one of the saddest songs i have ever heard.i'm not sure why..

 

Icarus flew,

Too near the sun,

Into the blue his red wax did run.

 

They are the only ones,

The chosen lonely ones,

They are the only ones who are Freeee....

 

i know many songs by heart,but MY song, the song i live to sing, is...

 

 

 

 

 

All around me are familiar faces,

worn out places,

Worn out faces...

 

Bright and early for the daily races,

going nowhere,

going nowhere...

 

And thier tears are filling up thier glasses,

no expression,

no expression...

 

Hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow,

no tomorrow,

no tomorrow..

 

And i find it kinda funny,

i find it kinda sad,

the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had,

 

i find it hard to tell you,

i find it hard to take,

when people run in circles its a very very...

 

Mad World...

Mad World...

 

Children waiting for the day they feel good,

happy birthday,

happy birthday...

 

And i feel the way that every child should,

sit and listen,

sit and listen...

 

Went to school and i was very nervous,

no-one knew me,

no-one knew me...

 

Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson,

looked right through me,

looked right through me...

 

And i find it kinda funny,

i find it kinda sad,

the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had,

 

i find it hard to tell you,

i find it hard to take,

when people run in circles its a very very...

 

Mad World...

Mad World...

 

Enlargen your world...

 

Mad...World...

[Black_LIGHT]

Me basically everyday.

 

Do you ever feel like breaking down?

Do you ever feel out of place?

Like somehow you just don't belong

And no one understands you

Do you ever wanna run away?

Do you lock yourself in your room?

With the radio on turned up so loud

That no one hears you screaming

 

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing feels all right

You don't know what it's like

To be like me

 

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to my life

 

Do you wanna be somebody else?

Are you sick of feeling so left out?

Are you desperate to find something more?

Before your life is over

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?

Are you sick of everyone around?

With their big fake smiles and stupid lies

While deep inside you're bleeding

 

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing feels all right

You don't know what it's like

To be like me

 

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to my life

 

No one ever lied straight to your face

And no one ever stabbed you in the back

You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay

Everybody always gave you what you wanted

You never had to work it was always there

You don't know what it's like, what it's like

 

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

 

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

 

EDIT: Another song, annoying yet catchy:

 

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

 

(Chorus:)

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

Peanut butter jelly 4x

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

 

(Chorus)

 

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

 

(Chorus)

 

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)

Tic tac toe (let's go)

Tic tac toe (you got it)

Tic tac toe (let's ride)

 

(Chorus)

 

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

 

Where he at 4x

There he go 4x

[JRKinky]

"Indestructible" by Disturbed

 

he he

he he

he he

he he

 

Another mission the powers have called me away

Another time to carry the colors again

My motivation an oath I've sworn to defend

To win the honor of coming back home again

No explanation will matter after we begin

Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried within

My true vocation and now my unfortunate friend

You will discover a war you're unable to win

 

I'll have you know

That I've become

Indestructible

Determination that is incorruptible

From the other side a terror to behold

Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know

That their opponent had to be invincible

Take a last look around while you're alive

I'm an indestructible

Master of war

 

Another reason another cause for me to fight

Another fuse uncovered now for me to light

My dedication to all that I've sworn to protect

I carry out my orders without a regret

My declaration embedded deep under my skin

A permanent reminder of how it began

No hesitation when I am commanded to strike

You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life

 

You will be shown

How I've become

Indestructible

Determination that is incorruptible

From the other side a terror to behold

Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know

That their opponent had to be invincible

Take a last look around while your alive

I'm an indestructible

Master of war

 

I'm

Indestructible

Determination that is incorruptible

From the other side a terror to behold

Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know

That their opponent had to be invincible

Take a last look around while your alive

I am indestructible

Indestructible

 

Indestructible

Determination that is incorruptible

From the other side a terror to behold

Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know

That their opponent had to be invincible

Take a last look around while your alive

I'm an indestructible

Master of war

 

he he

he he

he he

 

"Nobody's Home" by Avril Lavigne

 

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,

She felt it everyday.

And I couldn't help her,

I just watched her make the same mistakes again.

 

What's wrong, what's wrong now?

Too many, too many problems.

Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

 

Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.

You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.

Be strong, be strong now.

Too many, too many problems.

Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

 

Her feelings she hides.

Her dreams she can't find.

She's losing her mind.

She's fallen behind.

She can't find her place.

She's losing her faith.

She's fallen from grace.

She's all over the place.

Yeah,oh

 

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

 

She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah

She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah

[Revan]

Switchback by Celldweller!

Switchback!

Switchback!

Switchback!

Switchback!

 

I made a choice that I regret,

now what I see is what I get.

It's too late to look back.

I've got no way to switchback.

it's too late to look back.

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

 

Switchback!

Switchback!

 

Wait, how can it be too late?

'Cause I don't want to play

with such a price to pay.

It's too late to look back.

(Too late to)

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

 

A painful picture that I can't forget.

Now what I see is what I get.

It's too late to look back.

I've got no way to switchback.

It's too late to look back.

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

 

Switchback!

Switchback!

 

Wait, how can it be too late?

'Cause I don't want to play

with such a price to pay.

Chained to what I can't reclaim.

I'll never be the same.

 

It's too late to look back.

(Too late to)

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

(Have a way to)

It's too late to look back.

(Too late to)

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

 

It's too late to look back,

I've got no way to switchback.

It's too late to look back,

I've got no way to switchback.

 

It's too late to look back,

I've got no way to switchback.

It's too late to look back.

Ain't ok, i've got no way to switchback.

 

[gibberish]

Switchback!

Switchback!

 

And everybody foolin' with what they regret,

and it's about time they put the damn money back...

meaner and leaner we take up the slack,

Klayton and Celldweller with no way to switchback,

cuttin' you with razorblades, choking on them, what you say? Kepin' you in front of me and the celldweller is unafraid

 

Wait, how can it be too late?

'Cause I don't want to play

with such a price to pay.

Chained to what I can't reclaim.

I'll never be the same.

Will be the same again.

 

(Have a way to)

It's too late to look back.

(A way to)

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

(Have a way to)

It's too late to look back.

(Too late to)

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

 

I've got no way to switchback,

it's too late to look back.

Too late to look back.

Ain't ok, I've got no way to switchback.

[Mr. Best Male 2008]

A quivering pile of useless flesh, locked in a padded cell

Hidden from the prying eyes of curiosity

Experimental surgery made him what he is today

His head is rotting but his body lives on as a worthless vegetable

Unknown to mankind, the incredible power of his mind

 

Hideous heredity, genetic imbalance, resorting to cannibalism

A feast begins as the patient's skull is cracked open like a walnut

Brains devoured in a frenzied slaughter, thrist for gore nothing more

Bile is dripping, pus from wounds, as the coroner drinks it down

 

The sights before your eyes you can't describe

A trip through this living hell will rot away your skull

 

Genital lacerating, anal asyphyxiation

Blockade of bowel passage, def¥cation, hemmorage

Cadaverous mutilation, metamorphial radiation

Devourance of arteries, decapitated extremeties

Cranial excavation, cerebral liquidation

Brain turned to soup, ears are dripping goop

 

Slimy, cozing, dripping pus, torn out fingernails starting to fuse

Shredded cartilage victim lies, eye sockets, but no eyes

Miles of intestines strewn all about, facial features strickened with gout

Hanging bodies dripping with blood, the blackened fluid sinks in the mud

 

[solo: Bob]

[solo: Jack]

 

A quivering pile of useless flesh, locked in a padded cell

 

 

8. The Undead Will Feast

 

[Lyrics by Jack, Alex and Chris]

 

Undead feast, as they tear upon your weak flesh

Terror builds, at the thought of being dead

Prophecy of the wisemen of old

Now comes true, as the corpses break the soil

Ancient spell breaks the sleep of the dead

The dead awake, what the populace is fearing

Panic strikes as the nations run in fear

Oceans boil with blood of human victims

 

Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead

Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh

Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population

Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us

 

Tables turn as a victim I've become now

State of death only waiting to return

Vital signs that show I'm dead

This can't happen, I'm rising from my own grave

Hunger grows not nutritional but instinctual

Flesh becomes my only crave of this live

Unthinking state, a state of metamorphisis

Seeking food to keep me dead

Degenerate, a product of man's frustration for his terror

Insatiable hunger for mankind, building with each kill

Seeking human victims to meet my fill

Cannibal I've become, what's happened to my brain

 

Feast on the corpse, suck out his brain

As its fluids drip down the drain

Chew on the bones, drink from its bladder

The vile stench only makes me madder

 

In through the mouth, out the forehead

Brains fall out, skin turns red

Violent surge, a spear through the skull

Felt the urge, now my heart's full

 

I crave gore, I'll eat your guts

 

I love gore, blood drives me nuts

I drink blood, I don't like water

Intestines my cud, I feast in the slaughter

Twist its neck, make it crack

 

Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead

Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh

Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population

Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us

Blood I want to drink, I want to suck

Brains I want to eat, the rest I'll chuck

Bones into a spear, I'll carve and kill

Hunger for the quest, I'll never fill

 

[solo - Bob]

 

I crave gore, I'll eat your guts

 

 

 

 

Mine's the best.