Sparta™ Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Say something funny and really random, simple as that. It can be a long joke like this.lol you cant put a law against suicidethats plain stupidimagine thisLAW:New law guys' date=' anyone who commits suicide, shall be sentenced to life in prison.*geshhh* breaker breaker 29, we have uhh 411 on Broadway, young man commited suicide.hes arrested and taken to court.*judge* Young man are you aware that you have just commited suicide?pausedcricketpauseYoung Man?Young man, answer me right this instant*ffftttbrrt! the flatuants left in the body of the young man, comes out*Young Man did you just fart in the court of law?You man?darn it that's it, officer give me your gunOfficeI said give me your gun*officer* uhh um, judgethe kids dead, he committed suicide...*judge* darn it, who the heck created this law anyway?*officer* that would be Tom Cruise sir...[/quote'] or it could be...You spit on puppies when nobody is looking. Got it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 I can eat that slice of Pizza of yours in two minutes! MUNCHNope, sorry. Thanks for the free Lunch though. RUNS OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowshadeNecroPower Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Luke... I am... YOUR MOTHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 I admit it! I ate the last cookie out of the cookie jar! Im Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted November 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 little girl: Mommy, where do babies come from? Mom: From trees honey, from trees. little girl: I said babies. Mom: I know. little girl: *whispers* retard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 If my Dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his Butt and make him walk backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted November 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Yo momma so fat she can't wear a Malcolm X jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back! (Not really.....just a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Knock Knock!Who's there?Me. I kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 knock knockwho's there?Uhhh.... YOur mailmanGET OFF MY PORCH BEFORE I COME OUT THERE AND SHOOT YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:.Bronze Hat.:™ Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 LinkXZelda pwns ZeldaXMarth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsterikcAde Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 O-H M-Y G-O-D!!! THE LEFTOVER EGGO HAS DISAPPEARED!!! DID YOU EAT IT NAMCHUNKASACK??? HUH?! WAIT A SEC... it was a strudel... GOD DAMMIT!!! CHUCK NORRIS PLZ KILL ME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I liek turtles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Pigs can fly, I'll prove it.TOLD YOU! YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I leik mupkipz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 COWS!!! I liek Cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Who is mudpiks? And WAZZAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardAce Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Man 1: You're so dumb, you sit on the TV and stare at the couch.Man 2: Oh really?Man 1: Yeah, you're staring at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 The square root of Onion is onion seed... in the end it DOES matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogameboy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I made you a cookie, but I eated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Yuki Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I LIKE 2 PEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 The insect dresses with the biological coin. Past a snack sweeps the ham. The recipient soap conforms with a blast. How can the successive crown clean an aunt? This look romances the contest. The food lusts around your civilian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 This one is WAYYYYYYY too funny.WARNING: May make you laugh uncontrolably for 5-7 days. Okay, so this one guy is standing in a wide open field. And guess what he does?[spoiler=Punchline]He steps. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROTFLROTFLROTFLXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogameboy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 This can't B all the Yugioh villains! Where's Kiaba? We don't NEED Kiaba! He'll just slow us down with all his money & resources! (that's my story & I'm sticking 2 it) He turned U down' date=' didn't he?![/quote'] Shut up! Kiaba is not 1 of us. He's more like an anti-hero' date=' that's the worst kind of hero there is! He gives us villains a good name![/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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