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If Most of the Duelists in the First Series Didn't Cheat, this is what would happen.


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Okay, has anyone noticed that the YGO Anime bend the rules a lot? Anyway, I wrote up what would have happened if Marik was playing fairly and I was replacing Mai. And I don't know it this is in the right section.

 

[spoiler=Me vs Marik]**This is what I think would happen if: 1. People in the show were not using made-up cards. 2. No one used the Egyptian God Cards. 3. People in the show did not make up made-up rulings. 4. They didn't use banned cards. Also, I will be replacing Mai in the duel between Marik and Mai, fast forwarding to the start of the Duel.

 

Me: Before we start this duel, Marik, I have one condition for this duel.

 

Marik: And what might that be?

 

Me: Play fairly. Otherwise, do not use any cards that are not officially recognized and those that are not banned. If you don't know what cards I'm referring to, they would be Ra, Pot of Greed, Makyura the Destructor, Holding Arms, Holding Legs, Card of Last Will, and Sacred Stone of Ojhat. You also need to comply by the actual rulings of the cards.

 

Marik: But I am adhering to their effects! Besides, none of my cards are banned!

 

Me: (shoves ban list in front of Marik and a list of cards that exist) Take them out.

 

Marik: (mumbling) I'll still be able to beat you. (removes listed cards from his deck) Since you're so brazen, why don't you go first?

 

Me: Gladly. (Draws a card) I activate The Dark Door and Continuous Destruction Punch. Then I set 1 face-down defense. I end my turn. (Hand: 3, Deck: 38, Monsters on field: 1, Spells and Traps: 2, LP: 4000)

 

Marik: I summon Revival Jam in Defense Position and activate Jam Breeding Machine.

 

Me: You realize you can't Summon it in Defense Position unless it's by effect. It should be in Attack Position.

 

Marik: Fine then (fixes Revival Jam). I end my turn. (Hand: 4, Deck: 34, Monsters on field: 1, Spells and Traps: 1, LP: 4000)

 

Me: Wow, that's really intimidating (sarcastic, draws a card). I set 1 card face-down and Tribute my defense for Prime Material Dragon. It attacks your Revival Jam (Marik's LP: 3100) and after that, I end my turn. (Hand: 2, Deck: 37, Monsters on field: 1, Spells and Traps: 3, LP: 4000)

 

Marik: If that's so, I'll pay 1000 Life Points to revive my Revival Jam to my side of the field in Defense Position (LP: 2100). (Token is Special Summoned in Attack Position) ...I can't do anything for this turn. (Hand: 5, Deck: 33, Monsters on field: 2, Spells and Traps: 1, LP: 2100)

 

Me: Are you planning to lose? (draws a card) I set 1 monster and have Prime Material Dragon Attack a Slime Token (Marik's LP: 200). Go. (Hand: 2, Deck: 36, Monsters on field: 2, Spells and Traps: 3, LP: 4000)

 

Marik: ...I still can't do anything since you won't destroy my Jam Breeding Machine... (Hand: 6, Deck: 32, Monsters on field: 2, Spells and Traps: 1, LP: 200)

 

Me: I could if I had a specific card right now. (draws a card) Wow...this is stupid. Attack the Slime Token, Prime Material Dragon. (end game)

 

Seriously...why does the show use illegal/non-existent cards (not all of them, just so many annoying and broken ones)?

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for example in BC the rule was made so that fusion monsters can't attack on the same turn you summoned it' date=' but then they didn't want that anymore, so made up cards had to be made to manipulate that rule

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Yes I know that. That's exactly what I mean...Although it would be nice to fuse all of your opponent's monsters to make the 5-Headed Dragon via Super Fusion (a real card).

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technically yes he did for what he did to Mai' date=' Bakura, Joey, and Yugi

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Not to mention he made Odion cheat by telling him to stop Serket's attack, Summon Ra, and then enter a second battle phase...and I believe that Ra got mad because he broke the one battle phase per turn except if Unfortunate Report is activated rule. Also...I have a weird tidbit of info I want to say to you via PM. Okay?

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personally you should look all the way back at the DK series: back then you didn't even have to tribute for Level 5 or higher monsters

 

Oh yeah' date=' how could I ever forget about that one?! Just stuff a deck full of Fiend's Sanctuary, Yubel, BEWDs, PMDs, and Ultimate Tyrannos and you're set for victory! [/sarcasm'] Only that season would such a horrendous deck work.

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