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If you know casts lists for other parodies, post them here and I'll put them on the first page.

 

I've said that twice now.


Tatana is the guy who builds the Great Naruto/Iruka Bridge. In the episode he appears on Naruto Abridged, Kakashi beats him up during the title sequence.

 

Luna: Okay now, transform into Sailor Moon!

Serena: Why didn't I just do that downstairs?

Luna: Are you questioning the talking cat?!?

lol!

 

And remember, MYSTIC GOHAN SUCKS!!!

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naruto:well looks like a the finals of the chunin exams are her

kohnaharmuru:hey naruto

naruto:hey kohnaharmuru hows it going

kohnahamaru:nothing much

naruto:hey kohna whats with the bull

kohnahamaru:nothin

naruto:hey kohna is this all about cutting your screen time comon kohna right, right

chunin:hey whats that

naruto:damn you kohnahamaru

 

shikamaru:hey wheres that dosu guy spose to fight

geno:uhh

dosu:hey gara i need kitty litter can i borrow some sand

gara:sure

dosu: oh not the face ahhhhhh

 

 

naruto:neji im going to pay you back

neji:dude for what

naruto:wait hold on a second hold on i need to flash back,no thats not it,oh god not that one,you no i kinda forget

naruto:okay lets just go

neji:by-yak-ku-gan

naruto:eww nasty you have like eye vains sticking out

neji:well fine dude what attacks do you have

naruto:kage bunshin no jutsu

neji:well thats fine what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:hey like what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:and

naruto:yaa i got nothing

neji:dude its like toatlly time to use one of my spcial attacks

naruto:like what

neji:dude,ULTIMATE NINJA ATTACK(DOES ATTACK FROM NARUTO ULTIMATE NINJA)

naruto: oh come on

 

chunin:hey bob do you know what i hate

bob:what

chunin:giant snakes poping up out of nowwhere and killing you

bob:you know i hate those to

(orachimarus there headed snake destring the guuard tower)

bob:wow good thing there was a guard tower next to us

 

 

orachimaru:whats this pudding

third hokgage:choclate pudding

third hogage:now go pudding dragon

orachimaru:was that pudding dragon ahhh i hate pudding

orachimaru:kabuto hows the operation going

kabuto:was this your card

sound ninja:for the last time no

third hogage: do you think your going to win orachimaru right now as we speak my ninjas are ready to kick your ass back to sound land

iruku:okay we have a big promblem sonone put a big spiller in the middle of are meeting place

 

 

hows that for joint lead

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naruto:well looks like a the finals of the chunin exams are her

kohnaharmuru:hey naruto

naruto:hey kohnaharmuru hows it going

kohnahamaru:nothing much

naruto:hey kohna whats with the bull

kohnahamaru:nothin

naruto:hey kohna is this all about cutting your screen time comon kohna right' date=' right

chunin:hey whats that

naruto:damn you kohnahamaru

 

shikamaru:hey wheres that dosu guy spose to fight

geno:uhh

dosu:hey gara i need kitty litter can i borrow some sand

gara:sure

dosu: oh not the face ahhhhhh

 

 

naruto:neji im going to pay you back

neji:dude for what

naruto:wait hold on a second hold on i need to flash back,no thats not it,oh god not that one,you no i kinda forget

naruto:okay lets just go

neji:by-yak-ku-gan

naruto:eww nasty you have like eye vains sticking out

neji:well fine dude what attacks do you have

naruto:kage bunshin no jutsu

neji:well thats fine what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:hey like what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:and

naruto:yaa i got nothing

neji:dude its like toatlly time to use one of my spcial attacks

naruto:like what

neji:dude,ULTIMATE NINJA ATTACK(DOES ATTACK FROM NARUTO ULTIMATE NINJA)

naruto: oh come on

 

chunin:hey bob do you know what i hate

bob:what

chunin:giant snakes poping up out of nowwhere and killing you

bob:you know i hate those to

(orachimarus there headed snake destring the guuard tower)

bob:wow good thing there was a guard tower next to us

 

 

orachimaru:whats this pudding

third hokgage:choclate pudding

third hogage:now go pudding dragon

orachimaru:was that pudding dragon ahhh i hate pudding

orachimaru:kabuto hows the operation going

kabuto:was this your card

sound ninja:for the last time no

third hogage: do you think your going to win orachimaru right now as we speak my ninjas are ready to kick your ass back to sound land

iruku:okay we have a big promblem sonone put a big spiller in the middle of are meeting place

 

 

hows that for joint lead

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We haven't heard from animefangirl, so I can't really say anything.

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naruto:well looks like a the finals of the chunin exams are her

kohnaharmuru:hey naruto

naruto:hey kohnaharmuru hows it going

kohnahamaru:nothing much

naruto:hey kohna whats with the bull

kohnahamaru:nothin

naruto:hey kohna is this all about cutting your screen time comon kohna right' date=' right

chunin:hey whats that

naruto:damn you kohnahamaru

 

shikamaru:hey wheres that dosu guy spose to fight

geno:uhh

dosu:hey gara i need kitty litter can i borrow some sand

gara:sure

dosu: oh not the face ahhhhhh

 

 

naruto:neji im going to pay you back

neji:dude for what

naruto:wait hold on a second hold on i need to flash back,no thats not it,oh god not that one,you no i kinda forget

naruto:okay lets just go

neji:by-yak-ku-gan

naruto:eww nasty you have like eye vains sticking out

neji:well fine dude what attacks do you have

naruto:kage bunshin no jutsu

neji:well thats fine what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:hey like what else

naruto:more kage bushin no jutsu

neji:and

naruto:yaa i got nothing

neji:dude its like toatlly time to use one of my spcial attacks

naruto:like what

neji:dude,ULTIMATE NINJA ATTACK(DOES ATTACK FROM NARUTO ULTIMATE NINJA)

naruto: oh come on

 

chunin:hey bob do you know what i hate

bob:what

chunin:giant snakes poping up out of nowwhere and killing you

bob:you know i hate those to

(orachimarus there headed snake destring the guuard tower)

bob:wow good thing there was a guard tower next to us

 

 

orachimaru:whats this pudding

third hokgage:choclate pudding

third hogage:now go pudding dragon

orachimaru:was that pudding dragon ahhh i hate pudding

orachimaru:kabuto hows the operation going

kabuto:was this your card

sound ninja:for the last time no

third hogage: do you think your going to win orachimaru right now as we speak my ninjas are ready to kick your ass back to sound land

iruku:okay we have a big promblem sonone put a big spiller in the middle of are meeting place

 

 

hows that for joint lead

[/quote']

We haven't heard from animefangirl, so I can't really say anything.

 

Funny parts from the first 2 episodes:

 

Iruka: O.k everyone. Since Naruto's an A$$ Tard your all going to have to do a transformation test.

Random kid: Well, I have a note from my doctor saying that I can't be in an anime longer than 52 episodes...Can I go home???

Iruka: Yes you may.

Iruka: B***h your up.

*Sakura transforms*

Iruka: O.k you fail at life. Next!

Sakura: Did you see Sasuke???

Sasuke: Shut the hell up, you stalker!

Iruka: Alright Naruto. Now you have to defy the laws of nature and clone yourself.

Naruto: Cloning! Isn't that against relign and morals???

Iruka: We're ninjas we don't have those things.

Naruto: Super-Special-Awesome-Transformaion! GO!

Yami: Hey this isn't my parody. Believe it!

Iruka: Naruto, thats LittleKuribo's idea. Thats fan copyright!!!

Naruto: Don't worry we'll have more fans then them anyway even if I come up with an annoying catchfrase like: BELIEVE IT!

Iruka: I'll buy you ramen if you never say that again!

Naruto: I won't make any promises!

 

Random Person: Is that ninja wearing an orange jumpsuit???

Another random person: Wasn't that the boy who was the only one who didn't pass the ninja test???

Yet again another random person: I don't like the way he looked at my granddaughter!

Random stranger: Generic Random Insult!

Another random stranger: HAHAHAHA!!!

 

Naruto: Why can't I become a real boy???

 

Ino: Hey Sakura!

Sakura: Hey Ino!

Ino: So, hows being a bummin b***h going for you???

Sakura: About the same as your vision with no pupils!

Ino: FLATCHEST!

Sakura: POSER!

Ino: Ha I won!

Sakura: No I did!

Sakura: Hey everyone who won???

Everyone: Ino! Ino! Ino! Ino!

Sakura: Well who asked ya!

 

Iruka: ...And the emo kid!

Sakura: Good things do happen to bad people!

 

Hinata: In head "Oh...I wanted to see Naruto naked!"

Iruka: Hinata! Stop fantasizing about Naruto being naked!

Everyone: EWWWWWWWW!!!

Iruka: Just fo that your with the Dog Guy...

Kiba: ......

Iruka: ...And the Bug Guy!

Shino: I like bugs!

Iruka: Yes, Yes we know already!

 

Shikamaru: Uhh...I don't get it! Why do all the girls like the emo guys that treat them like crap!

Ino: Don't blame me! Blame the writing staff! If it were up to me...I'd be going out with Kba! In head "Mmmmm...Kiba"

 

Iruka: And..thats everyone who matters!

Random kid: What about us.

Iruka: Your not important enough!

Random kid: My mom thinks I'm special!

Iruka: Well, your moms a skank!

Random kid: At least I have a mom!

Iruka: Ahh...Touche!

 

Hokage: Kakashi, we need to end with something funny! Pick up that Milk!

Kakashi: Yes, sir! Haha it has a picture of a cow on it! Haha! Mooooo!

*Ending credites*

Kakashi: Hahahahaha! Moo! Hahaha! Dance cow, DANCE!

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sakura:hey naruto we barley have any sceen time in the last episode what was up with that

naruto:well you no its the hokage orachimaru fight its a battle for the ages

sakura:what do you think their doing

naruto:well its been three episodes ibet the battles long over now

(2 episodes later)

third:simon says give me your soul

orachimaru: oh well okay...wait a second

third: oh snap i thought i got that

naruto:trust me sakura that battle will have speeding resoulution

naruto:if im wrong let me be hit by a giant log ahhhhh

 

iruka:okay students just walk up these stairs past the burning buildings and people trying to kill into this side of a mountain

kaonhamaru: is naruto going to die

iruka:no monhna now one importent ever dies in naruto

third:why can i taste blood

 

some guy: ya gara we can be freinds of the funk

voice: FREINDS OF THE FUNK

mr expandible has joined your party

naruto:so you finally found a freind

gara:shutup

someguy:garas awsome hes my best freind

voice:gara suks

someguy:your right i should kill him

fighting sounds

gara:why mister expandible

some guy:because you killed my sister and im your uncle aparently what a twist hu

(exploding)

MR.Expandiple has left your party

by exploding

Good job,loser

 

more coming son

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