If you gave a mouse a cookie...

[moneypony]

this is a game based on the book "If you gave a mouse a cookie"

the game goes like this,i start then the next person will say something like"...it will ask for a ____...."

then the next person "... and if you gave him a/the ____ then he will want/ask/etc. for a ____" and so on.

please do not say cookie or glass of milk as it shows no creativity and don't make loops where you post the same thing as the person 1-10 posts above you did.

 

i will start:

If you gave a mouse a chainsaw....

[TAG]

It will want some paper to make paper dolls out of using that chainsaw. :P

[PrometheusMFD]

But then he will get a god-complex after making the dolls

[moneypony]

then he will ask for the museum of art to put the dolls in a special exhibit built for it,

[lordtyson]

then he will ask for Food,cause he very huntry

[DarkArmedDragon118]

Then he will eat the dolls

[Cowboy Dan]

then he'll puke on the rug and get kicked out and sued my the owner

[Shrekstasy]

...and that's why I had to kill Jerry; he was bad...

^ Not real post

 

..so he hired me as a lawyer and I said, "My client is not guilty," as I blasted the plaintiff between the eyes with a sawed off shotgun.

[moneypony]

...then they sent you to jail and was too distracted too know that the mouse has run-away into another country....

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

Where he somehow got $9,999 in travelers checks.

[JG.]

but he got assasinated for faking them

[Enrise]

But he has risen from the dead to kill the assinators while singing, "Everybody be Kung Fu fighting!!"

[bury the year]

Then Chuck Norris comes down form the sky with a bada** roundhouse kick to his face!

[TAG]

Then Chuck makes a bagel and wants a glass of sulfuric acid to go with it.

[moneypony]

but the mouse dodged the kick and returned a roundmouse kick to him which he also dodged.

[Madsen]

Taked a walk and eat a cookie

[moneypony]

then umm flying ninja monkeys from er.. outer space jumped out of the...um... magical floating banana carrying umm..a can of hair spray and attacked him

[DarkArmedDragon118]

Then kicked monkeys in balls

[Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer]

And stole all cookies from their banana.

[caner5000]

After that, they will leave space and blow up entering earths atmosphere.

[moneypony]

but then your opponent activated "Solemn Judgment" to negate the special summoning of the mouse into space and sending him to the graveyard(Hades) at the cost of half his life.

[TAG]

Then Chuck Norris got pissed cuz no one gave him his glass of sulfuric acid. So he made everything that isn't him implode on itselffffffffffffffff *implosion*

[moneypony]

in which everything implodes and becomes exact copies of chuck norris in which they got into a fight and chuck norris won,nuff said.

[Kronos858]

But it appears that the mouse never imploded and it finds a shotgun.

[DarkArmedDragon118]

and it blows chucks head off and lives happily ever after....