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try and stitch them back together using duct tape, trust me. It works

 

Like this one time, at band camp, i was watching a porno and a ninja came in and cut my legs off so i got chucked a bottle of lube at him, cut off his head, rip off his legs, got duct tape and rolled it around my leg and now, there perfectly normal with my other legs shoved up where the sun dont shine

 

The only thing ive got is AIDs and Rabbis, I only have some random sezuires, and bubbling at the mouth, but its all cool

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I accidentally cut my legs off.

 

 

So I was wondering how I could overcome this major dissability. Can anyone hook me up with some Paraplegic sport sites so I can buy sporting gear?

 

Maybe some paraplegic porn links' date=' maybe?

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My recommendations :

 

>Glue

>Super Glue

>Ultra-Super Glue

>Stapler

>Saliva

 

Well, I'm 99% sure that at least one of these recommendations work, but if for some reason they all fail, I would start praying.

 

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