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Super Smash Bros Spoof Contest: And the Winner is Shradow!!! (This Contest is finished, please Lock and Move!)

TurboTom

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Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?   

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  1. 1. Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?

    • RAWMasonBoy's "NOOGIE!"
      2
    • Konnie's "Gimmie Back My Cookie!"
      1
    • Crystal Beast's "Bully"
      2
    • Shradow's (Or Ritz Man's) "Cracker Up The Butt"
      3
    • Benguin Boo's "Roll Up, Roll Up Ladies!"
      2
    • Leanbow's "Ultimate Blowjob Attack"
      0
    • LuigiFan's "Essence Of Wario's Fart"
      2
    • NeatHat's "R.O.B. Is EVIL!"
      2

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TurboTom Newbie

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Hi and welcome back to my 2nd Brawl card contest!

 

The rules are simple, make a Brawl related card that isn't fair or balanced etc, but one thats as funny and as daft as possible!

 

As usual, there will be three stages to this contest. The first one is that you simply post a card (Or cards if u like) thats funny and brawl related, and depending on the funnyness of the Image, Title, Description and little extras, i'll give u a rating out of 10. I'll explain the other two stages as soon as this one is finished.

 

Anyway, here is how I'll be rating your cards:

 

Image; How funny it is and if its an image from the actual game. 3/3

Title; Funnyness and how well it matches the Image. 2/2

Description; again, relies on funnyness and also on the creativity of it as well. 3/3

Extras; How funny it is overall and also any estras that you have put into your card will helpyou gain higher ratings. 2/2

 

Finally, the end date for this first stage is the 1st of December (Which is also my birthday! WOOT!) and the prizes are:

 

1st: 4 Reps

2nd: 2 Reps and 30 points

3rd: 70 points

 

Ok, on your marks.Get Set...

 

GO!

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Ok, its Sunday so I'll start to rate all of the cards that all of you have posted;

 

Firstly Catman, for your "Large Load" card;

 

Title; This isn't very funny even at the slightest, and it doesn't really represent the image very well either: 0.5/2

Image; Again, not very funny, but you have used an image from the actual game, so: 1/3

Description; ???...This is a funny brawl Card Contest... 0/3

 

Extras; You know what i'm gonna say: 0/2

 

Overall: 1.5/10. Sorry, but like i said, this is a contest that is all about the funniest brawl cards, not the most balanced.

 

And for your "Pure Starvation" card;

 

Title; Heh, this was wuite funny, even though itonly slightly represents the image; 1/2

Image; Heheheh, didn't know ganondarf liked cheetos. plus, clever idea to use words in the image, that hasn't been in any of my contests yet; 1.5/3

Description; But yet again, it's not funny! 0/3

 

Extras; I found this slightlyfunny, but funny enough to give you full marks; 0.5/2

 

Overall; 3/10. I found this card funnier than the first, but you still need to improve!

 

 

Secondly Shradow, for your "Ritz Cracker Launcher" card;

 

Title; lol, this suprised me a little here; 1/2

Image; And this also suprised me a little as well! LOL! 1.5/10

Description; And this is where it went wrong. Not only is it not funny, but the effect is to long!0/3

 

Extras; This was quite a silly, but yet funny idea,and also edu=ited the image as well with that Rotz flying out, as most people just upload the image and thats that, so well done! 1.5/2

 

Overall; 4/10. You had let me down with the description, but apart from that, good effort!

 

And for your "Cracker Launcher Up The Butt" card;

 

Title: Ok now this really did suprise me! 1.5/2

Image; Heheheh, poor Mario...what has he ever done to you? 2/3

Description; Same as before...0/3

 

Extras; this was quite a funny idea, so well don; 1/2

 

Overall; 4.5/10 This card was better than the first, but you still need to improve!

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catman, dont give up! Remember, the image, title, and description needs to be as FUNNY as possible, so you can keep trying if u like! And also Shradow, yes, you can change your cards effect, or post in annew one, anyway you like!

 

Anyway, i'll start to rate the new cards on Sunday, so stay tuned!

 

P.S. RAWMasonBoy and NeatHat, thx for joining my contest! And RAWMasonBoy stop gloating! You only won by 0.5% (Well, sort of %...)!

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Am i allowed to put in one of the cards from the last contest? P.S I wasn't gloating' date=' I was just feeling a bit cocky yesterday. (new girlfriend) edit: p.p.s no "that's what she said" jokes!

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No, you can't use cards from other contests. Sorry, but it won't do you any good if you post cards i've already seen. Anyway, those are some really good cards there everyone, and i'm especially gratefull that you Shradow, have made a second attempt, and its a pretty good improvement, so well done!

 

But like i said, i'll rate all of these cards on Sunday, as unfortunatly, with all of this coursework, i won't have much time to rate cards! But i'll still try to rate them earlier if possible!

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This is my 2nd Contest, I hope I get at least 3rd

*Gulp*

Here Goes!!!!!!:

 

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Description:"Luigi" trying to sell "Captain Falcon to some beautiful ladies. If "Captain Falcon" gets angry and punches you in the face, THEN BITE HIS NOSE AND GIVE HIM A BBBIIIGGG christmas present. And when he opens it he gets sucked into a BIG, I mean TINY BLACK HOLE and stays there FOREVER!!!!!

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Entry reserved.

This sounds like fun ^^

 

 

EDIT:

I have some important questions....

 

1. Can the text of the card be pervert? (like "asslicking action")

 

2. Can I make the OCG funny? (like "if you activate this card, the selected monster gets an assfu** and loses 1500 ATK and DEF")

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Yes Pikapi02, you can join, just make sure you post your cards in time! And to answer your quiestions Leanbow, 1. yes, but make sure any swearwords are bleaped out (Like "Oh mother F***!) and 2. Definatly yes, because remember, the funnyness of the Description will give you a higher rating!

 

Now then before i go, i forgot to mention that if your cards effect can't be seen very well, then you should also state underneath the card what the effect is. This also means you Benguinboo, and also thats a pretty good card, and you'll find out how good on Sunday when i rate all of the cards posted so far!

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And to answer your quiestions Leanbow' date=' 1. yes, but make sure any swearwords are bleaped out (Like "Oh mother F***!) and 2. Definatly yes, because remember, the funnyness of the Description will give you a higher rating!

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Well okay, you said I can make some "perverted" cards, so I will make them! I just use some perverted words, I dont offend anyone....

Here they are: I hope you like my art of humor :D :D :D

 

[spoiler=[b]Fart of Destruction[/b]]

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Card Lore: This card can only be activated if there is a face-up "Wario - The farting fatman" on your side of the field. Destroy all of your opponent's monsters with Wario's ultimate destruction-fart and inflict 500 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points for each monster destroyed by this cards effect.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=[b]Ultimate Blowjob Attack[/b]]

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Card Lore: This card can only be activated if your opponent Summons a male monster with an ATK of 1000 or more. The selected monster will get a cruel blowjob and the ATK and DEF of the monster which is getting his dick sucked gets 0 until your next Draw Phase. This card dont works for monsters which dont have a dick.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=[b]Asslicking Pikachu Surprise[/b]]

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Card Lore: This card can only be activated while you control a face-up "Pikachu" on your side of the field. Select 1 monster on the field. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, the selected monster will get his ass licked by pikachu and the selected monster cannot attack or change his battle position until your 6th Standby-Phase after this card was activated cause it will get a permanent asslick.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=[b]Finger in the Butt[/b]]

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Card Lore: This card can only be activated if your opponent declares an attack. The attack will be stopped and Peach will put her finger in everyones butt, and all the monsters which get her finger in the butt will be destroyed after this card was activated.

 

 

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Here's my newest card

 

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If you attack your opponent with this card, activate one of these effects:

*You win the game

*You eat your opponent and put ketchup on him

*You feed your opponent to the man eating balloon

*If your opponent runs away, then YOU LOSE YOU LOSER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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