Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Yo mamma so fat she put mayos on here assprine got this from tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so fat when a historian say her he thought he made a discovery and said dinosaurs aint extinct[cept turtles] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mamma so stupid she made out with you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so fat she went to swim and people said look theirs the titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsohandyman Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so poor, she watch TV with an etch-a-sketch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsohandyman Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so fat, you have to drive a hundred miles just to get around her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsohandyman Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so stupid, when you say 'I have to go to the bathroom', she says pick a corner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mamma so fat when she jumped she got stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsohandyman Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mama so poor, when you say "I'm hungry", she hands you a mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 yo mamma so fat she was declared a bolder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmania2260 Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Yo mamma so fat, shes a UFO. an Unidentified FAT Object! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Hahahs that one was funny ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmania2260 Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Thanks. Man, if youre Big Boy, I can imagine yo mamma being HUGE Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 if your name is azmania your a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorobot Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Yoh, your mother is so thin that you can fax her. You are so reject that even your imaginary friend was rejecting you. Yo mama is so fat, to take a photo of her you need a satellite! Yo mama is so fat, if we look at your home, she can be seen on all windows at the same time. Yo cousins are so stupid, when they get on a carousel they start a race. Yo mama smokes so much, when she opens a door the neighbors call the firemen. Try to beat these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!Yo momma is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.Yo momma is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.Yo momma is so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Yo momma is so fat, she went on a light diet… As soon as it’s light she starts eating.Yo momma is so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she ate it.Yo momma is so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.Yo momma is so fat, she’s got a high fat diet. Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.Yo momma is so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the funk off.”Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm Yo momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.Yo momma is so fat, her nickname is “Damn.”Yo momma is so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it!Yo momma is so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50. try beat that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted September 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 ^ wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted September 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 ^ wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeGuy Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Yo moma'a so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids go down the street and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmania2260 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Daxinator. Good cusses. FROM THE INTERNET, COPY AND PASTE! Yo mamma so dumb, she got run over by a parked car. Big Boy, your last cuss, was crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 yo mamma so fat she makes sumo wrestlerss look like twigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmania2260 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Yo mamma so fat, when I activated ''Dark Hole'' the effect was negated and Dark Hole was destroyed. (Cos her Ass got stuck in the damn hole!, for those who don't get it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted November 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 You smelll like your donkey mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro2go Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 you have big feet like KING KONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted November 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Yo smell like king kongs poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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