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we haved just received new from the President!

hobos are now officially endangered!anyone caught hunting them will be sent to prison!

of course this hotel has an immunity from the law o_o.

so...*loads shotgun**opens my HPS(hobo positioning system)*

room 176!*runs to room 176*,*everyone in the hotel hears a loud explosion then someone saying "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!Way-ya way-ya,it's peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly with a base ball bat."*boom sound**sound that seems like somebody dropped a banana from the 100th floor*

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This hotel is getting dangerous, with all the guns, bombs, hobos and ferocious rats. Luckily I've got my own floor! =P

 

Can I buy both of the rooms next to me, since no one's living in either one? I want to expand my room. That means I want #'s 769 & 771.

My room's kind of cramped.

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because penthouse failz,octhouse are the talk of the day,where have you been?

pent=5

oct=8

you can't buy 2 room,there are around 100,000+ members here,1/2 never post anything besides introduction,so 50,000+,half of that doesn't come to this section,25,000+,1/4 won't even go in this thread,,6,500+,so you can have 2 rooms because probably 1000 of that 6,500+ might take all the rooms.i think i got my own floor too!

 

@senyuu,no we don't go to prison for shooting hobos,remember this hotel has an immunity to the law?

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The following message is a notice from the Food and Drug Administration, which is reported by [Dark] to the YCM Hotel.

 

 

An Announcement to all Meat-Eaters:

 

Recent news had been spread that a new disease' date=' Lima Coliz, is being spread through the consumption of meat and eggs. If you have eaten any food with this materials, please wash it down with some water or juice. This disease is easily killed by Vitamin C. If you plan on eating these materials, make sure it is not dry food, or that you have some sort of liquid. Do not mistake this disease for food poisoning; it is much fatal. Some symptoms are:

 

-Coughing

-Vomiting

-Constipation

-Fever

-Loss of Appetite

-Irritated Easily

-Insomnia

-Dizziness

-Nightmares

 

Also, if you spot a red circle on your neck or throat, that is a huge indication of this disease. To prevent this disease:

 

-Discontinue eating meats and eggs.

-Drink tons of fluids.

-Inspect your food before you eat it.

-Wash hands after handling meat.

-Stay warm.

-Do not eat an excessive amount of dairy.

 

So far, this disease has reported 500 deaths and up to 5000 hospitalizations around the USA. If you get this disease, stay in bed or visit your nearest pharmacy. The only working vaccine is Darklenta, which can be taken at your doctor.

 

Thanks for reading this announcement, and do not get sick.

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*Drives to doctor*

Doctor' date=' give me Darklenta Stat!

Okay okay!

*Get vaccinated, then comes back*

So, do I have to wait a bit before eating meat?

[/quote']

 

You have to wait 24 hours before you can eat ANYTHING.

 

I refuse to be vaccinated until I get my penthouse

 

Ok. Good luck dying. ;)

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