KrazyBoi510 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Who is Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 *gasp* how don't u no?!?!?!?! ok i'll answer with my Chuck Norris fact Chuck Norris is everything that u are, and everything u aren't, and everything God is and isin't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 *gasp* how don't u no?!?!?!?! ok i'll answer with my Chuck Norris fact Chuck Norris is everything that u are' date=' and everything u aren't, and everything God is and isin't[/quote'] He is also your bad grammer. Chuck Norris' abs are so strong, he can reach places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spideytron Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 when u masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 chuck norris counted to infinity, twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyBoi510 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 *gasp* how don't u no?!?!?!?! ok i'll answer with my Chuck Norris fact Chuck Norris is everything that u are' date=' and everything u aren't, and everything God is and isin't[/quote']That was my joke... -_-' Did Chuck Norris pwn you with Great Aether? Is he great at board games? Did he make the world? Did he make me? No, he didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Chuck Noris is the person who beats the crap out of people and then beats it back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Chuck Norris can hammer-on an open note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 When Chuck Norris saw someone cheating off him, he stared at them until their paper wrote all the wrong answers (answers that aren't Chuck Norris) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyBoi510 Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Chuck Norris knows everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Chuck Norris can evaporate air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Ranger Gold Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beaf Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Chuck Norris got Orange by mixing Purple and and more Purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Ranger Gold Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 God said "let there be Light" Chuck norris said "Say please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 You know why they added the small dot under the 6 on eight-sided dice? Just in case Chuck Norris rolled a 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcardmaker Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Chuck Norris is not God, he just beats him at golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 If Chuck Norris was a Dark Monster, he could destroy FGD by battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 ^ No, the best one is:Chuck Norris can destroy Spirit Reaper by battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Chuck Norris can cook burgers with a pencil eraser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Chuck Norris fired his Lazer at Dominic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamermathd Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Chuck Norris can use Sakuretsu Armour on Ancient Gear Golem When Chuck Norris dives in, the water is so scared it dives out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Chuck Norris can activate Monster Cards. Chuck Norris can set in face-down face-up position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Chuck Norris can reverse the effect of Exodia, so that his opponent gets destroyed, and he gets 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (So many 9's he lives forever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Chuck Norris beat a DAD Deck with a Deck full of Pot of Greeds.Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris. Don't rearrange his name, Stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzuxon Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Don't kill chuck norris, it'll just make him angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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